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DeSantis v. Newsom debate on Sean Hannity at 9pm Thursday
I don't have Fox and can't figure out a way to watch it. This guy might be stealing the signal for his YouTube show.

'Greatest lyricist': Irish president leads Ireland's tributes to Shane MacGowan here's a great one by The Pogues and Shane...Dirty Old Town
RIP [CBD]

Garth Merenghi -- author, dream-weaver, visionary, plus actor -- reads from his newest tome of terror, Incarcerat
He's on a book tour but apparently will not come to the US. Boo. I don't mean like a ghost, I mean Booooo. Booooo.

The Story of "Christmas Wrapping." The song he incorrectly thought was suddenly a hit was "I Know What Boys Like." Despite that being kind of iconic, it never went anywhere sales-wise. It was the "toss-off" nothing of a song "Christmas Wrapping" that became their big (surprise) hit.

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: One-Hit Wonders Edition
Kissing like a bandit, stealing time Underneath a sycamore tree/Cupid by the hour sends valentines/To my sweet lover and me.
I was never sure if this song was okay, or just a goofy piece of crap.

Hat Quest Update: While Amazon auto-completes the search "fedora with safari flaps" (try it!), no haberdasher is smart enough to actually make a fedora with safari flaps, despite the obvious interest in such stylish, attention-getting headwear.
Let's hope some enterprising, uh, enterprise meets the market's demand.

The bobsled chase in For Your Eyes Only
Real stunts, what an innovation!
Longer clip here, from the beginning of the chase

Pity Justin Trudeau, whose failed premiership is coming to a crashing end [CBD]

I'm thinking about buying this rad hat. Do you think I can pull it off?

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Vienna Ice Edition
Sie war jung, das Herz so rein und weiss
Und jede Nacht hat ihren Preis
Sie sagt, "Sugar sweet, ya got me rapping to the heat!"
Ich verstehe, sie ist heiss
Sie sagt, "Babe, you know, I miss my funky friends."
Sie meint Jack und Joe und Jill

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: They'll Never Stop Trying to Make Ska a Thing Edition
Father wears his Sunday best/Mother's tired, she needs a rest, the kids are playing up downstairs/Sister's sighing in her sleep/Brother's got a date to keep, he can't hang around

Video of the car that slammed into the toll booths literally flying through the air. It's in the background, at the top of the frame.
Thanks to andycanuck.

You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin': Darryl Hall seeks restraining order against John Oates in acrimonious legal fight
I think the restraining order is business-oriented, not like John Oates is stalking him or something.

They're selling lion chops at Safeway! [CBD]

Text message scams warning of "suspicious activity on your account" or delivery delays on the rise
A good rule of thumb is to contact banks, Amazon, etc. directly, looking up their contact information yourself, rather than following the link or phone number in a text.

I'll be taking Thanksgiving and Friday off. I've got a lot of open threads to post, so at least there'll be some pretty pictures and videos. And if there's something big that happens, I might throw up a quick link-and-quote. But otherwise, I'll just be posting open threads and mini-Cafes. -- Ace

Here's a documentary called The Fall Of Minneapolis.
[Hat Tip: Minnfidel] [CBD]

A Guide To Surviving Your Miserable Leftist Guests At Thanksgiving Dinner Or maybe just don't invite them... [CBD]

Michigan Township Declares Itself a 'Second Amendment Sanctuary,' Promptly Forms Militia [CBD]

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Food Thread: A True Smorgasbord First World Problems: All Good Things Have To Come To An End, Usually In Pairs In Memoriam: Diane Feinstein...With Thanks Sunday Morning Book Thread - 10-01-2023 ["Perfessor" Squirrel] Daily Tech News 1 October 2023	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Ace? Is this something? [TJM] DeSantis v. Newsom debate on Sean Hannity at 9pm Thursday I don't have Fox and can't figure out a way to watch it. This guy might be stealing the signal for his YouTube show. 'Greatest lyricist': Irish president leads Ireland's tributes to Shane MacGowan here's a great one by The Pogues and Shane...Dirty Old Town RIP [CBD] Garth Merenghi -- author, dream-weaver, visionary, plus actor -- reads from his newest tome of terror, Incarcerat He's on a book tour but apparently will not come to the US. Boo. I don't mean like a ghost, I mean Booooo. Booooo. The Story of "Christmas Wrapping." The song he incorrectly thought was suddenly a hit was "I Know What Boys Like." Despite that being kind of iconic, it never went anywhere sales-wise. It was the "toss-off" nothing of a song "Christmas Wrapping" that became their big (surprise) hit. Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: One-Hit Wonders Edition Kissing like a bandit, stealing time Underneath a sycamore tree/Cupid by the hour sends valentines/To my sweet lover and me. I was never sure if this song was okay, or just a goofy piece of crap. Hat Quest Update: While Amazon auto-completes the search "fedora with safari flaps" (try it!), no haberdasher is smart enough to actually make a fedora with safari flaps, despite the obvious interest in such stylish, attention-getting headwear. Let's hope some enterprising, uh, enterprise meets the market's demand. The bobsled chase in For Your Eyes Only Real stunts, what an innovation! Longer clip here, from the beginning of the chase Pity Justin Trudeau, whose failed premiership is coming to a crashing end [CBD] I'm thinking about buying this rad hat. Do you think I can pull it off? Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Vienna Ice Edition Sie war jung, das Herz so rein und weiss Und jede Nacht hat ihren Preis Sie sagt, "Sugar sweet, ya got me rapping to the heat!" Ich verstehe, sie ist heiss Sie sagt, "Babe, you know, I miss my funky friends." Sie meint Jack und Joe und Jill Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: They'll Never Stop Trying to Make Ska a Thing Edition Father wears his Sunday best/Mother's tired, she needs a rest, the kids are playing up downstairs/Sister's sighing in her sleep/Brother's got a date to keep, he can't hang around Video of the car that slammed into the toll booths literally flying through the air. It's in the background, at the top of the frame. Thanks to andycanuck. You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin': Darryl Hall seeks restraining order against John Oates in acrimonious legal fight I think the restraining order is business-oriented, not like John Oates is stalking him or something. They're selling lion chops at Safeway! [CBD] Text message scams warning of "suspicious activity on your account" or delivery delays on the rise A good rule of thumb is to contact banks, Amazon, etc. directly, looking up their contact information yourself, rather than following the link or phone number in a text. I'll be taking Thanksgiving and Friday off. I've got a lot of open threads to post, so at least there'll be some pretty pictures and videos. And if there's something big that happens, I might throw up a quick link-and-quote. But otherwise, I'll just be posting open threads and mini-Cafes. -- Ace Here's a documentary called The Fall Of Minneapolis. 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