Saturday Overnight Open Thread (10/28/23)

Wife: You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!

Don't care for the opener? Check out below the fold..............

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Salty language, so that's NSFW. But pretty dang funny..............

You have time for a Halloween road trip. The Ultimate Halloween Road Trip Through New Mexico, America’s Spookiest State - From extraterrestrials to headless horsemen

west shootouts and alien conspiracy theories. But there’s only one state that ticks all the boxes, and that’s the undoubtedly haunted New Mexico. Home to staggering wilderness, vibrant artist communities and some of the best food in the Southwest, there’s much to love about the Land of Enchantment — but there’s also plenty of morbid lore to keep you up at night, fretting about apparitions and alien abductions.

As one of the largest, and least densely populated states in the nation, there’s lots of room for solitude in New Mexico’s vast desert landscape, which can be either serene or terrifying, depending how you look at it — especially when some of that vastness is filled with spirits, extra terrestrials and enough bats to black out the sky. From haunted happenings in some of the state’s oldest towns to the creepiest national park in the country and a surprising amount of beheadings, this is the ultimate Halloween road trip through endearingly spooky New Mexico

I'll have to ask the Mid-Kid if New Mexico is scary.

A fun commercial from yesteryear.........

Taxidermy Gone Wrong: What Happens When Taxidermists Fail

There are all kinds of jobs where nobody notices your mistakes. You can’t say the same thing about taxidermists. It’s painfully obvious when the “taxidermy gone wrong” situation strikes. Apparently people find taxidermy failures so hilarious that there’s even a Crap Taxidermy book and Taxidermy Fails calendar both of which you can order on Amazon. P.S. You’re a terrible person, if you find this funny.

Are you really?

You be the judge. Are these the worst classic rock songs?

How does one come up with an offer of $440.00 for the following: Genius Award.

OCTOBER 26--A Washington man sought to hire a prostitute for himself and his miniature horse, according to police who charged him with animal cruelty and patronizing a prostitute.

Jad Shipman, 48, was arrested last week following a vice probe involving TNABoard, an online site advertising sex/escort services. Shipman resides in Longview, a city 40 miles north of Vancouver.

As alleged in a probable cause affidavit, Shipman--using the screen name “TheMalamute”--offered to pay $440 to a forum user named “Diane” to “have sexual contact with him and his miniature horse.” Shipman also used an email address containing the phrase “hotmare,” according to a police report.

“Diane” provided cops with copies of explicit messages sent to her by Shipman, who allegedly wrote that he wanted to “watch a gal eat out the miniature horse that I have while sitting on my male member.”

While trying to entice a potential paid companion, Shipman acknowledged the difficulty in arranging such a threesome: “Last two gals I asked said it was noticeably outside their comfort zone,” he wrote, as first reported by Matt Esnayra in The Daily News.

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