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October 25, 2023

Matt Gaetz: McCarthy Outed Himself as the Ringleader Knifing All Other Speaker Nominees in the Back; The Exposure of This Betrayal Led to the Election of Johnson

From Deb Heine of American Greatness: Matt Gaetz claims that McCarthy was ringleading the liberals to tank every single person nominated as speaker, to force the caucus to ultimately conclude that they must renominate him for Speaker.

He said he moved to have poll on whether or not Johnson would be acceptable to the caucus, expecting that he would be. Someone object, saying it was against the rules to do this. Someone moved to suspend the rules for just one poll.

The one man who objected to this minor suspension of rules? Kevin McCarthy, he say.

He says he then went to Scalise, Jordan, and Emmer and told them that McCarthy had just outed himself as the person causing every nominee to fail. This led to these men then supporting Johnson.

He also says that McCarthy attempted a scheme to get his allies to secretly write-in "McCarthy" for speaker, but that somehow Patrick McHenry, acting Speaker, scuttled that through a parliamentary maneuver. And then Johnson demanded an on-the-record voice vote, to stop the people who intended to secretly write in "McCarthy" from doing so. The cowards, forced to vote on the record, voted for Johnson, mostly.

Or so he says. Obviously, I wasn't in the room.

I have to prepare everyone for bad news, though.

I was surprised that McCarthy said he'd remain a Representative. 1, these egotistical c*nts usually do not stick around to be minor player once they've had a leadership role and have been booted from that position, and 2, moderate/liberal GOPers have a long and vile history of deliberately working against the GOP if conservatives dare to best them in a contest.

Yet McCarthy said he had no plans to retire. What gives?

Well, now we understand: He couldn't say he was retiring, because he was scheming to re-gain the Speakership. Obviously no one would vote for him if he petulantly said "I'm quitting."

But now he will quit, because his scheming is over.* And that will leave Republicans with an even thinner margin in the House. And remember, that gay hustler from Brazil is about to be booted out.

The Democrat governors of those states will schedule the special race to replace them as far into the future as the law will permit. Maybe they can delay it until the regular 2024 elections. I dunno.

So we're going to be in even worse shape in the House than we are now.

* CNN and MSNBC and Disney-owned ABC might even decide to interfere in US politics by offering him a job as an "analyst," thereby inducing him to leave the House.


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