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October 25, 2023

United Republican Caucus Elects Mike Johnson as Speaker
Update: Bucktoothed Leatherskinned Fake-Titted Kitchen Witch AOC Calls Him an "Extremist" and Insurrectionist

He's a representative from Louisiana. Matt Gaetz was pushing him so I imagine he's basically conservative. (But then how conservative can someone be and still get the votes of the liberals?)

Conservative Momma @conmomma

New House Speaker:
Congressman Mike Johnson from Louisiana.

-Pro Life
-America First
-Opposes sending unaccounted billions to Ukraine.
-Opposes mutilation of children
-Served on the Judiciary Committee and Armed Services Committee
-Former Chair of Republican Study Committee
-Constitutional Lawyer
-Married 24 years, father to four
-Liz Cheney doesn't like Mike.
-Communists can't stand him.
Let's Go!

Someone I know who follows these things says "he's pretty good" and "an improvement" over McCarthy.

Here is an enormous endorsement, from AOC:

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

Introducing extremist GOP Speaker nominee Mike Johnson.

He was a key architect of the Jan 6th strategy to overturn the US election.

Here he is leading a crowd that's booing and telling a Congressional correspondent to "shut up" when asking about it.

Thanks to redridinghood. That tweet and video at the end of the post.



Weirdly, the Freedom Caucus says they'll give Johnson more wriggle room on government-by-CR than they gave McCarthy. So they're relenting on the very issue they kicked McCarthy out over?



Huh?

Well, we can hash that out later. This seems like some rare modestly-good news.


This bucktoothed leatherskinned idiot just aroused my sexual curiosity for the first time.

Adam Schiff @AdamSchiff

The House has a new Speaker -- Mike Johnson.

He’s anti-reproductive freedom, wants to end Medicare and Social Security as we know it, and helped lead the effort to overturn the 2020 election.

But I guess that's just par for the course for today's GOP.

As Shakespeare said, "Mine balls groweth pendulous and wax swollen with want."

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