A Dazed Biden Mumbles Weakly to Reporters While White House Handlers Look On In Grim Apprehension

America is back, baby.

The Islamic street shudders at the sight of this straight-shouldered leader of the west, confident, masterful, and vital. He's like Aragorn, except if Aragorn were an All-American Football Star who almost replaced Roger Staubach as QB at Navy.

Right, Sleepy Joe. The guy who calls a lid at ten thirty in the morning and never schedules an event earlier than ten a.m. or later than four p.m. and who goes on vacation every week is spending "three to four hours" standing at events.

It's incredible. This is a joke. He has been living in an alternate world for a decade and not a single person in the press points this out.

Trump, they called for the 25th Amendment 6000 times. Biden hallucinlies every aspect of his entire life and the press doesn't know about the 25th Amendment anymore.

Ugh. This ghastly, decrepit parody of a man.

Look at those bizarre devil-horn chins he has now.

"I gotta get out of here." Right, you'd better do that before you have a medical incident, Sleepy Joe.

Look at this monster cringing in the background -- Secretary of State Blinken is in horror about what Biden will slur next, or that he might just have a lethal aneurysm on the spot.

Deb Heine points out: Not enough people are noticing the look of pure terror in the eyes of NSA Spokesliar John Kirby.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:06 PM

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