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October 22, 2023
First-World Problems...
I am second to none in my ability to destroy even the hardiest of plants, so killing an orchid is trivial. Barely an inconvenience!
Hell...I even bought orchid food and actually did some research about how not to kill them, but short of some gene therapy, I fear that the orchids that enter Chez Dildo are not long for this world. Which is weird, because my mother could grow orchids easily. And get them to bloom over and over, seemingly in all conditions.
Is there something about green thumbs skipping generations?
Which is too bad, because I think they are magnificent flowers!