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Selective Sobriety: Hunter Biden Has Used His Drug Addiction as An Excuse for His Failure to Pay Taxes (and Failure to Register as a Foreign Agent), But Now Claims He Was Completely Off Drugs When He Bought The GunBefore getting to that, you'll never guess who Biden just hired to head the Office of the Special Counsel -- the guy overseeing Hunter Biden's alleged "prosecution." Ah, that's a lie. You probably will guess. Or you read it earlier but are going to pretend you didn't read it before and miraculously guess correctly. No judgment. I'd do that too. If you guessed "Biden will hire a former legal colleague of Hunter Biden to head the office investigating Hunter Biden," congratulations, you win tree-fitty in AceBucks. Except if you're just pretending you didn't already know. A Hunter Biden law partner. Now on to the gun form. Hunter Biden claimed he took no drugs when he applied to purchase the gun. (He subsequently lost it, in a dumpster outside a school, due to all the drugs he was on.) But now his lawyers say he was totally sober when he claimed he was sober. Jonathan Turley points out that Hunter's defense is self-contradictory. If he was sober, he can't claim that he should be excused for his tax evasion and failure to comply with the Foreign Agent Registration Act because he was so messed up on drugs. And if he was messed up on drugs, then he can't claim he was sober for the ten minutes it took him to fill out his gun purchase paperwork. One or the other, Hunter. One or the other. Hunter Biden returned to court today on the felony indictment for his possession of a handgun, including allegations that he lied on an Oct.12, 2018, form by denying that he was a drug user. His counsel is expected to continue to insist that the form was accurate because Hunter had ended his addiction to drugs and alcohol. He will claim he was sober for the ten minutes it took him to fill out the gun form and then almost immediately relapsed into drug abuse. Addiction recovery is a journey, not a destination, the corrupt Enemy of the People media will soon be preaching to us. | Recent Comments
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