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November 12, 2026

DC Shooter Identified as a Doctor Who Was Angry About Black Mold in His Apartment, So He Shot Four People Instead of Hiring a Fucking Cleaner

Libs don't do maintenance or self-sustenance.

His apartment is worth $1.1 million. I think he could have hired someone to clear out the mold.

He shot up the gym because he thought its ventilation might be giving him mold.

The gunman in the early morning Washington, DC, gym shooting has been identified as a well-heeled doctor who was battling his homeowners' association over black mold in his $1.1 million penthouse and railed about it on X.

Dr. Matt Lambert, an emergency room doctor, had sued Metropole Condominium Association in March 2025, alleging that repairs to the building, which involved it being surrounded by scaffolding and drapes, led to mold festering in his home.

"Two years of living in luxury (and the start of 6 months with no shower, dryer, HVAC, and cooking)," an X account linked to Lambert posted Wednesday, along with pictures showing renovations in the Logan Circle unit.

Lambert, who lived on the seventh floor of 1515 15th St. NW, opened fire Thursday morning inside the ground-floor gym, killing at least one person. He then ran back up to his apartment and barricaded himself for nearly an hour before he killed himself.

Emergency personnel are pictured working at the site of a shooting in Washington, DC, with police cruisers, fire trucks, and ambulances surrounding the area, with an overlay of an emergency response team standing on the roof deck of a building in Logan Circle.


DC police said they were investigating a conflict with the homeowner's association as the reason behind the shooting, which left one dead and four others injured.


Lambert filed his suit in March 2025, alleging that his home experienced "no significant water intrusion, mold, moldy smells, moisture accumulation, or related damage," prior to the remediation efforts overseen by the association.

But, after the building was enveloped, his unit "experienced suspected water intrusion, mold, significant moisture accumulation, and/or related damage," the suit said.

Lambert described himself as "a board-certified emergency physician with over two decades of clinical experience" and a medical tech executive on his personal website.

"He has a deep understanding of health care regulations and their impact on technology adoption," the site says.

He also said he split his time between the "mountains of West Virginia and the Logan Circle neighborhood of Washington, DC."

I mean, it sucks-- but murder? He is wealthy enough to move.

You might wonder where I'm getting the idea that he's a shitlib from.


Well, from his picture:




His bones are made of crystalized soy.

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