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Amidst Immigration Furor (Fuhrer?), RNC's Small-Donor Donations Drop 40%
You Have No Idea How Many Hits I Get On Searches For "Fred Thompson's Wife"
TB WTF
Two More Kiss-Offs For Bush
Non-Ironic Shock: CNN Blazes Murtha For Wasteful Rathole Earmarks For Ineffective, Duplicative Agency
Blame Canada
Video: The Karaoke Singer Right Before He Was Shot Dead
Claim: Rachel Marsden of "Red Eye" Escorted Out Of Fox Studios Update: "She's Out Of Her Fucking Mind"
A Man So Mean He Once Shot A Man Just For Snoring Singing Off-Key At A Karaoke Bar
Paul Gigot & WSJ Editorial Board: The Right Is "Not Even Rational" Anymore On Amnesty Bill, Motivated By Anger, Hate, And Bigotry
In Defense Of Unoriginal Verbiage
Great Moments In Crime
Star Wars: The Boogie Nights Edition
Let's Be Honest: You're All Nazis
Highly Trained, Impeccably Nuanced Travellin' Maritime Diplomats Arrive For Negotiations With Iran
Cracked's Top Twenty "That Guy" Actors Of All Time
Cynthia McKinney Ponders Presidential Run, Transdimensional Scorpions Eating Her Eyes
NJ Creates New Agency To Fight Chubbiness
Man Held In Suspicion For Butchering Family Due To "Dispute Over Religion"
A Card Trick
Security Council Creates Hariri Assassination Tribunal
Newsweek Stupid: Beta Males Triumphant (I Mean, Just Look At Jim From The Office!)
Science: Italian Doctor Invents "New, More Natural Vagina"
Alcohol May Have Played A Role
Teen Track And Field Hottie Vaulted Into Unwanted Limelight By Blog Post
The F-15 On One Wing
Fred's In
Fauxtography? Palestinian Stringer Catches Israeli Missile In Flight
Ahem: Women Who Engage In Condom-Free Sex Happier
Within 12 Hours, Jewish Bankers Collude To Kill Peaceful Peasant Reformer
How Come All of Glenn Greenwald's Unhinged Fans Accuse Me of "Sucking Cock"?
John Edwards' Call For *Polite* Memorial Day Anti-War Protests A Smashing Success As Less Than 100 Veterans' Graves Desecrated
Busted: MSM Report Cindy Sheehan Quits the Peace Movement, But *Not* That She Quits The Democratic Party
Compare And Contrast: MSM/NYT Very Big On Reporting Krazy Konspiracy Kookiness In 1995; Now, Not So Much
Cindy Sheehan Makes Surprise Announcement: Will "Try To Be Normal"
Shock: Hillary! Comes Out For Socialism
Mother And Daughters Found *Hanging In A Closet, Dead:* 8 Month Year Old Clings To Life
World's Worst Place Names
Shocker: Ron Paul's Myriad "Republican Supporters" Apparently Find No Other Republican Candidates Acceptable
US Embassy In Iraq Confirms Text of Memo Is Real
A Memorial Day Toast
Tony Blair: Jihadist Suspects Permitted To Abscond By... Liberals and Left-wing Judges
It's Sunday, So Here Are Some Things
Bush Ignored Warnings That Iraq Might Devolve Into Chaos, Except For The Long Debates About How To Deal With It Devolving Into Chaos
Absolute Charitable Authority: Sheehan Organization Falsely Claimed Tax-Deductible Status In Grubbing Donations
Shock: Lindsey Lohan In DUI Car Crash; "Usable Amount" of Cocaine Discovered
WaPo Stays Mum
16 Terrorists "Directly Linked" To May 12 Attack on/Capture of Our Troops Caught
UPDATE: WaPo Also Taken In By Fake Memo, It Seems Larry Johnson Claims: Theater-Wide Supply Problems Mean Our Troops In Iraq Will Go Hungry
Memo Proves: Valerie Plame Lied Under Oath
5 Killed In US Raid On Sadr City, Following Mookie's Triumpant Return; US *Doubling* Strength of Combat Forces In Iraq -- For A Time
NYT Accidentally Exposes Clinton-Connected Corporation Scamming Elderly, Then Attempts To Spin Control On Their Behalf
"The Case for the Empire"
Al Gore's Book Signing Attended By Thousands of Greedy Earth-Destroying Republicans
Rosie Surprises No One In Drama-Queen Gibbering-Lunatic Diva-Act Tantrum-Quitting of The View
Tender Thoughts On The Thirtieth Anniversary Of Star Wars
Wretchard Predicts Preening Hysterics About "Torture" Won't Mention AQ Torture Manual; In Unrelated News, Andrew Sullivan Fails To Mention AQ Torture Manual
Some Gave All
Yet Another Zombie Game
John Bolton Calls Occupation of Iraq A "Mistake"
A Serious Funnyman
Waterbuffalo V. Lions V. Crocodile
"Designer Vagina" Fever Sweeps World
Sadr Returns To Iraq
Senate Committee On Pre-War Inteligence Releases Shock Report: Intel Correctly Predicted That Invading State Riven By Sectarian Hatred *Could* Result In Intercine Violence
Red State 5: The Deleted Economic Libertarianism of Star Wars
Florida Poll: Thompson Surges To Second, McCain Plummets To Fourth
ABCNews' GMA: Rosie's We're-The-Terrorists Insinuation "Sparks Debates Across Kitchen Tables of America"
Shock: Timetable, Deadline Proven To Lead To Spectacular Defeat & Encouragement of Enemy
Trump Weighs In On Rosie-Elizabeth Match; Supports... Rosie
Calling All FoxNews Personnel
Coleman Amendment Fails, 49-48
Revealed: Cheney, Jews To Conspire To Trick Americans Into Another Unnecessary War
Jawa Exclusive: Uncensored Video of Taliban Psychopath Teach 12-Year-Old Boy How To Behead A Murdered "Spy"
Bob Shrum: John Edwards A Lightweight Who Was Never Very Comfortable Around Gays, Also Known As "Those People"
Pinnacle's Rebuttal: Our Armor's Awesome, Interceptor Armor Is A Comprehensive Immigration Bill
Amnesty In The USA/Take Me Down To Sanctuary City
OpFor on Dragon Skin: It Sucks
Let's Just Cut Out The Middleman: You Don't Need To Armor Up a Mobile Gun
Dragonskin Armor: Better, Worse, Or The Same?
Firefox Problems
A Scandi Ice-Porker Gets His
LaShawn Barber Reports From Duke Rape-of-the-Lax Panel
The Amnesty Bill in Cinema History
Poll: Most Lutherans Assimilated; Nearly Two-Thirds Condemn Random Mayhem Against Presbyterians
Rosie Won't Be On Tomorrow's View To Greet Her Intellectual Heroes, The Truthers
The Tidal Wave of "Backlash" Against Muslims
Elizabeth v. Rosie Meltdown
Another 26% The Media Will Ignore: Only A Quarter of Americans Support This "Piece of Shit" Amnesty Bill
Johnnie "Pink Sapphire" Edwards: "War on Terror" Not Real, Merely an Ideological "Bumper Sticker"
Media Spins/Spikes Disturbing Finding That Quarter of American Muslim Young Men Support Terrorism
Eric Idle: I Will "Sue The Asses" of Shrek The Third Producers For Stealing Our Coconut Joke
Body of One Missing US Soldier Found Update: Two More Found?
Declassified Intel: 2005 Bin Ladin Missive Sought Iraqi Terrorist Attacks *Inside America*
McCain Panders To The Base On Global Warming
Limbaughlanche
Dustin "Screech" Diamond Gets Reamed
Ron Paul: Catch the Fever!
Mongolian Rape-Train: 16 Million Asians Direct Descendants Of Genghis Khan
Some Funny E-cards
Democrats Block Attempt To Even Debate Jack "Abscam" Murtha's Threat To Stop All Federal Spending In Congressman's District
Shock: President Bush Posts Lowest Approval Number of Presidency
BREAKING NEWS: Bomb Plot Against Falwell Funeral Attendees Protestors Foiled By Authorities
Rosie Gone Wild
Poll: 26% of Young *American* Muslim Men Find Terrorism Sometimes Justified; 48% of All American Muslims Oppose War Against *Taliban*
New Islamic Fatwa: Adult Men Can Breast-Feed From Female Stranger, Which Then Permits Them To Work Together Without The Suspicion of Sexual Shenanigans
Update on Hot Chicks Digging Only Ugly Dudes: Mrs. Dennis Kucinich
Exclusive: Lileks Obtains Current Draft of Amnesty Bill
Alpha Dogs: Hot Women Vow To Only Date Ugly Men
John McCain Knows More About Amnesty Plan Than Anyone Else, Except That That Minor Provision About Paying Back Taxes Has Been Dropped
Where's AARP?
Important Action Alert: Bob Kerrey Must Be Destroyed
Not All That Good
Robert Rector's Economic Analysis of Amnesty, In Print
Secret Draft of Amnesty Bill Revealed
The Upcoming New Fall TV Shows
Hillary! Wants Your Advice On Her Campaign Theme Song
Amnesty: "A Disaster For the Economy"
Sarkozy May Get Conservative, Reform-Minded Parilament Behind Him
Iraqi Forces Repelled Major Attacks Last Week
Immigration News
Hollywood's Greatest Long Takes
WaPo Whitewashes 800,000 Childhood Deaths Every Year As Merely "Numerous Deaths"
Good News From Iraq
Joss Whedon: Idiot
Shock: Racist Seattle Public School Administrator States That That Blacks Lack Self-Reliance, Capacity For Planning For The Future, And Ability To Speak Gramatical English
Lebanese Shell Palestinian Refugee Camp
Indepedent UK Shock Claim: US Had Contingency Plan To Kil Sadr (Three Years Ago, If You Bother Reading Past The First Page, Which They Hope You Won't)
Objectophilia: People Falling In Romantic/Sexual Love With Objects
Night of the Living Braindead: LGF Spoofs Ron Paul's Nonstop Poll-Spammers, Digg Posters, and Blog Commenters
Karen v. Pam: The Second Civil War
Reports: Missing Soldiers Found Dead, Decapitated
Kinda Cool Song
"The View" Schedules Loose Change Psychoaths, No Reubuttal Guests Scheduled
Sunday Reading: Welfare Goats, Supply-Side Polyphony, and Bear Trappin'
"John Rambo" Footage Released to AICN
New Vacuum Cleaner Attachment
Bush Gets Back-Taxes Provision of Amnesty Stripped From Bill; Pro-Amnesty Republicans Begin To Get Booed
NBC To Donald Trump: "You're Fired"
New Terrorist Tactic In Iraq? Counter-Surging
Ace's Thoughts On Oiled Sweaty Gay Discoboys
Lauraw's Thoughts on Whatever
Slublog's Thoughts on Amnesty
Andrew's Thoughts On Amnesty
Online Party Affiliation Change Form For California Voters
"Enforcement Triggers" Not Triggered By Actual Enforcement
Audio: Fred Thompson on Amnesty Bill Update: Newt Calls Deal A "Sell-Out Of Every Conservative Principle"
Funny (If Too Soon): United300 -- Spartans Vs. Skyjackers
Belgium Politician Announces Jobs Program -- Blowjobs, That Is
Another Vote of "No Confidence"
Claim: AG Gonzales Planning To Resign At End of Investigations
Is it Working?
Ted Kennedy On Immigration
National Guard Iraq Veteran Beated, Tasered Three Times For Crime of Giving Lip To A Fat Cop
If It Makes Anyone Feel Any Better...
Romney "Strongly Opposes" Amensty-Without-Security Bill
Counting Down From 100 to 1 With Movie Quotes
Fred! F'n Thompson: "Scrap This Bill"
Bolton's Moustache of Terror Unloads On BBC Interviewer
Take The Pledge, Carry Out The Threat
Congress Passes Whopping $2.9 Trillion Budget
More On Amnesty: Bill Could Cost The US $2.5 Trillion (With a T!)
Important Action Alert And Pretty Vicious Rant UPDATE: A Concrete Plan
Italian Whores To Mayor: We Won't Take This Lying Down
Immigration Bill Clears Senate, Will Likely Become Law
The Greatest Commercial Ever Made
Another "Best of..." List
Turtle Picture
There's Big Money in Poverty
Prince Harry Not Going To Iraq
Not Safe For Work Post On Feminists Who Crave Domination And Abhor Sensitive Liberal Wussyboys
Remember, May Is National Punch-The-Clown Month
Darpa's High-Tech Research Budget Slashed By $65 Million To Pay For... School Books For Grade Schools
Tax Collections Soar, Deficit Plummets; Reporters, Liberal Economists Hardest Hit
Protecting their Own
With Congress Theirs, DC Democrats Getting Laid More
Hot Air Vent On the Christian/Newsom Murders
Ron Paul's Former Aide Announces Intent To Challenge Him In Next Election
Comparison of MSNBC and FoxNews Debates
Outsourcing Local Media Jobs
Thompson Responds To Moore's Debate Invitation
Ron Paul: 9/11 A Retaliation For Clinton's 1998 Bombing Of Iraq Update: Video Added
Sea Hunt: Pics of Diving Tigers
Nerdstalgia: The Erol Otus RPG Illustration Shrine
Bruce Willis To Hollywood: Drink A Nice Tall Glass Of No One Cares About Your Dumbshit Opinions Juice
"I Meant To Do That:" Very Professional, Highly-Trained Media Reporterette Quotes Parody-Site WhiteHouse.org For Evidence of Falwell's Influence In Bush Adminstration
Geniuses Work Dilligently To Off Themselves In Inventive and Exciting Ways
Jim Treacher On Opie And Anthony
Newsweek: Bush Is Mentally Ill
Jerry Falwell Dies; Left Licks Its Lips In Triumph
Man Electrocuted While Pissing On Plugged-In PlayStation
Screaming One Year Old Spurs Mother's Day Melee At Restaurant
John Edwards: Lefties Should Use Memorial Day To Pretend They're Patriotic
Rosie: Giuliani Part of 9/11 Conspiracy; Why Do Things Freely Fallling Fall At Free-Fall Speed?
Mike Bloomberg Mulls Spending $1 Billion (With A B) of Own Fortune In 3rd-Party WH Run
NYT Strains Mightilly To Find "Religious Motivation" For Fort Dix Six, Sadly Comes Up Empty
Yet Another Zombie Survival Shooting Game
Republican Civil War Erupts In Hot Air Comments
Illinois Introduces Hot Guy-On-Guy Action To Middle School Curriculum
Media, Finally, Begins Responding To Bloggers' Charges of Bias
SHOCK: Large Aquatic Reptile Loose In Florida Neighborhood
Lick It Up: Muslim Scholar/Lunatic States That Wife's Duties Only *Begin* With Licking the Pus Dripping From His Nose
Sullivan Hypocrisy Watch
Al Qaeda Claim: We Have Captured US Troops UPDATE: And We Will Coordinate With The Democratic Party For Maximum Political Impact
"Giving Up The Nuts"
Big Kill In Afghanistan: Mullah Dadullah Dead
You Are Ultimate Winner: Rock Paper Scissors Tournament In Las Vegas Will Determine World's Champ
Big Iraqi Shi'ite Party Announces Break With Iran
Study: Men More Stimulated By Sexual Images Than Women; Also Consume More Pornography
Short Review of 28 Weeks Later
New Constitutional Right: Trial By Jury of Your Peers Members Of Your Own Race
Woman Survives Internal Decapitation
What Needs Shredding?
MOR Rock Radio, Truther Style
More Vid On Bipedal Dog
Man Who Faked Retardation Into 20's For Government Benefits Gets Prison
In Reaction To Dix Six Plan To Gun Down Soldiers With Mortars And AK-47s, New Jersey Makes Common-Sense Move To Ban... .50 Caliber Barretts
Fun Movie Poster Photoshops
Mort Kondracke: Stabillize Iraq By Allowing Full-Blown Ethnic Cleansing of Sunnis by Shi'as
Update: Vegan Parents Found Guilty Of Murdering Child With Vegan Diet
Weekend Political Viewing
Red State Issues Important Action Alert
Attack on Americans In Germany "Imminent"
Texas "Body Farm" Causes Controversy
Grim Milestone: Terrorist Casualties Close To Hitting All-Time High of 4000
Filthy Scandi Hatred: Snowbilly Illusionist Says Vegas Controlled By Jews, Queers, & Americans (?)
Each IQ Point Worth $234-$616 Per Year
The Lileks Controversy
"I Did What I Thought Was Right:" Blair Announces Resignation, Effective June 27
Deadly Charge: Claim That Kansas Governor Sebelius Was Instructed By Howard Dean To NOT Ask For Federal Disaster Help, Then Claim Help Was Slow In Coming
Bruce Willis Responds To AICN Posters
Fort Dix Six Lawyer: Entrapment!
Around The World In Eighty Links
Rosie: I Used To Drink And Drive, And I'm Not Terribly Ashamed Of That
YouTube Deletes Again: Hamas Mickey Maus Taken Off For "Terms of Use" Violation
Report: Iran Has Rebuilt AQ Khan's Nuclear Johnny Appleseed Network
A Chill Wind Blows... From Beer-Bellies
Hot Damn, Another Good Thompson Column
Majority of Iraqi MPs Endorse American Plan -- The Pelosi Plan For A Withdrawal Timetable (UPDATE: Maybe Not)
Leftwing Blogger: Conservative Dems To Vote With Republicans Tomorrow To Strip Out All Restrictions From Iraq Funding
Ron Paul Aligns With Rosie O'Donnell: US Government Will Phony Up New Gulf of Tonkin Incident To Contrive A War With Iran
Trutherism As A Wedge Issue
Rudy To End Controversy Over Inconsistent Stance On Abortion -- By Forthrightly Embracing Abortion
Mitt Romney Slams Europeans For Now Offering Seven-Year-Only Temporary Marriages
Edwards Panders To Truthers, Promising He'll "Look Into" WTC 7 Collapse
2.5 Million Viewers Suddenly Vanish From TV Audience
Barack Obama: 10,000 People Died In Kansas
Keith Olbermann: Yesterday's Terror Busts A Hoax
"My Generation," As Performed By The Rolling Stones
A Poorly Timed Ad Campaign
$100,000 Prize For the Irving G. Thalberg Lifetime Achievement Award For Bad Poetry
Dow Hits New Record; Broad S&P Index Within 15 Points of an All-Time High
Christians Sue To Prevent Muslims From Erecting Mosque
Shock: Andrew Sullivan Takes Quiz, Determines He's The Supreme God of Christianity
That New Ad
Neural Scans Reveals "Morality Lobes" of Brain
NYT Hypocrisy: Having Exposed US Data-Mining To Target Terrorists, NYT Now Itself Employs Data-Mining To Target Customers
Feminist Hatred of the Beta-Male
Pot, Meet...Lucas
"The Glove" Hits The Market
Man Decapitates *Self* With Chainsaw
"The Ed Wood of Comics"
Ministry of Silly Videos
King Herod's Tomb Discovered (Maybe)
House Unanimously Loosens Restrictions On "Friends'" Providing Free Air Travel
Chirac: Epitaph For A Bastard
Byron York: Why Not Have Deadlines?
The Left Invents Another Fake Scandal: Republican Congressman Quotes KKK Founder On House Floor
Giuliani Donated To Planned Parenthood At Least Six Times
"You Go Jihad:" Six Arrested In Plot To Attack Fort Dix, NJ
An Inconvenient Moron
Maggie Gyllenhallenhyllenhaalenhall's Maternity-Wardrobe Malfunction
Mystery Solved: Canadian Coins *Not* Nanotech Surveillance Devices!
Oh Dear Me: Durham Potbangers Begin Exploring the Studio Space with Poetry Jams & Interpretative Dance
Jules Winnfield, Youth Hockey Coach
Die Hard Nerd Controversy: Ain't It Cool News Derides Sequel's PG-13 Rating, Bruce Willis Personally Calls To Insist The Action's Still There
An Old Joke
A Media Double-Standard On Foolishness And Lunacy
The Agent Smith Theory Of Global Warming: Children Bad For Planet; Environmentalist Calls Humanity A "Virus," Seeks 4.5 Billion Human Deaths
Battle Bots: Iraq, Afghanistan Unprecedented In Widespread Use of Warbots
Courts Begin Taking Away Custody From Divorced Parents For... Serving In Military
Boy's Earache Caused By Pair Of Spiders Nesting In Ear
Re-Post of Martin Scorcese's Sesame Streets
Can America Trust A Man Who Hates Ferrets?
Ministry of Silly Videos (Link Fixed; More Vids Added)
Saturday Shooting
It's Unofficial: Sarkozy Wins
New Comments Thingy Bandaid Mk 2
Making the Comic Book Switch
In Honor of May 5
Comments Down Again
Matrix Tops Entertainment Weekly's List of Sci-Fi Greats; Star Wars Not Even In Top Ten
Grey-Bar Hilton: Paris Ordered From the Penthouse to the Big House
US Troops Battle Al Qaeda In Iraq; Al Qaeda Somehow Survives Gauntlet of AP Editors To Remain In Story
Sick: NYT Promotes Fairies, Fey Lifestyles
Hollywood Loves A Movie About Tyranny And Political Oppression
B R E A K I N G: Fred Thompson's Campaign Ends In Racist Fireball: LAT Discovers Videotape of Him Using Anti-Semitic Smears, "Fondling" Mein Kampf
Clear Majority Of Democrats Either Believe Bush Knew of 9/11 Attack In Advance Or Aren't Sure If He Did Or Not
Interview With Sam Raimi
Democrats, Angry Bush "Took Eyes Off The Ball" In Invading Iraq, Propose Dedicating CIA/NSA Resources To Finally Locating The Real Enemy -- Manmade Global Warming
Liberal Villains Combine: TNR, Matthew Yglesias Spin For The Terrorist Muslim Brotherhood, Find Mitt Romney To Be The *Real* Terrorist
Hillary! Proposes Surrender
50 Democratic Senators Sign "Hissy-Fit" Letter Condemning David Broder For Daring To Criticize Harry Reid
Kurt Loder (heh-heh, heh-heh) Pans Spider-Man 3
Brave Iraqi Translator Seeks US Visa
NYT's Subsidiary Defends Ad Seeking Bids To Build Iranian Nuke Reactors
Jobless Rate Edges Up As Hiring Slows
Alec Baldwin Vs. Pat O'Brien
Giant Robotic Spider
Debate Thread
Sullivan Claims Of Course He Knew "24 For Kids" Was A Joke
The David Hasselhoff Lifestyle (TM)
YouTube Allows All Of Akon's Videos, But Censors Michelle Malkin Video Criticizing Him.... Claiming "Copyright Violation"
A Japanese Candidate For Governor Who Doesn't Placate
Jose Padilla Jurors *Aren't Sure Who Was Responsible For 9/11*
Ridley Scott, Russell Crowe Team Up For Robin Hood Rehash -- In Which Robin Hood Is the Bad Guy, And Nottingham the Hero
Man Who Married Goat Now, Sadly, Widowed
Dean Barnett Rips Anti-Coercion Hysterics
Awesomely Awesome: Star Trek Toys At Convention, Ca. 1986
Leaked: Well-Guarded Special Effects From Transformers Movie -- Only Briefly, Partly Glimpsed In Trailers -- Hit The Internet
GWOT: The Good, The Bad, And The Craven
John "Abscam" Murtha Revealed As A Liar, Again
Virgin Drops Loose Change From In-Flight "Entertainment"
Is The War Lost?
Diversity Through Intellectual Conformity
Democrats Cave On Timetable; Republicans Warm To Vaguer "Benchmarks"
Space Invaders!
Hoax "24 For Kids" Article Claims New Unhinged Victims
Free The Film
New Comments Thingy Bandaid
The Politics of Dubiousness: Andrew Sullivan Links Obvious Parody As Real Story
Bruce Willis: I Admit That I, Too, Am Afraid Of The Vagina
The Disapproving Rabbit Blog
Alternate Comment Thread Update: Comments Fixed
Truthers Assert Physical Impossiblity of California Freeway Collapse
Outrage: Police Fire Rubber Bullets On "Protestors" Throwing Peaceful Rocks and Law-Abiding Bottles
NYT: "Racial Bias" In Calling Fouls Against Black Players... In The NBA
The 4/29 Truth Movement
Bob Schieffer On Joe Biden's Boner
Stay At Home Moms Worth $138,000+ Per Year In "Salary"
Judge Sues Dry-Cleaners For $67 Million -- For Misplacing (Not Even Losing) One Pair of Pants
Virgin Atlantic Features Loose Change "Documentary" An Inflight Entertainment
The Time Traveller
"Worst Game I Ever Played"
McCain Polls Ahead of Rivals in NH, IA, and SC
Humpday Themestravaganza
Begging Bears
Lit Up Bruce Willis Says "Mother Fucker" On Live TV
Even A Liberal Notices: Democrats Are "Illiterate" And Willfully, Cynically Blind About Iraq
Michael Yon Signs Deal For Television Series Based On His Dispatches
Cool Facts About Fred Thompson
Fred Thompson Admits To House Republicans: I Have A Fourteen Inch Penis Shaped Like A Corkscrew With Which I Rape Ducks
Some Seriously Messed-Up Crap
Supreme Court: High-Speed Chase Suspects Can't Sue Cops For Injuries Due To Crashing
"Zionist Scum" Granny Has Indecent Proposal For Islamist
Rosie O'Donnell Already Has Offers From NBC And CBS; Hits A New Low Today
Romney Cites "Battlefield Earth" As Favorite Novel
Fear The Pooter: Female Ducks Evolved Labrythine Vaginas To Thwart Rape
"Vampire" Lynched In Guyana
Barbaric Customs
Open Thread For All The Comments You Meant To Post Yesterday
"Rump Presentation:" Pill Increases Female Libido, Reduces Weight, But In Monkeys
AQ In Iraq Head Dead, Killed By Red on Red?
Abu Ayyub al-Masri
CNN: Buncha Douchetools
New Comments Thingy Fall Down
Amazon.com Widgets
Now Available!The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity]
Top Headlines
CONCERNING: Ana Kasparian afflicted by some kind of seizure as she repeats the left's attacks on her that she's
"just a secret right-winger"
ShellBanger
@Bangershell11
ARGENTINA SOARS: JP Morgan Revises Forecast, Predicting 8.5% Annual GDP Growth Afuera!
Keith Olbermann's declaring Bathtub Fatwas again. (So it's a day that ends in -y.)
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
To political reporters, commentators, liberals, moderates: After this fawning, humiliating, network-destroying surrender, if you go on @Morning_Joe you have endorsed and bought into #VichyMSNBC
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
BREAKING NEWS: I TOLD YOU SO
@joenbc and @morningmika - Trump collaborators
Not a word Mr. and Mrs. Vichy Quisling say can ever be trusted again - not that those words ever should have been trusted. They are confidence tricksters - and grifters Thanks to anonosaurus wrecks
What they took from us:
I had a big Mac last week. I was stunned at how thin the burgers were. Never seen them that thin. We are a fallen people.
Posted by: Pudinhead
I think every lima bean recipe should have a suggestion, best served with a toddler's bitter tears...
Posted by: Joe Kidd
CBD and Sefton discuss President Trump's cabinet picks, including the all-important "Bikini Measure." And the continuing pogroms in Europe, driven by uncontrolled and massive Muslim immigration, and aided by Europe's traditional Jew-Hate.
Written by Ben Meiselas:
"Chuck Todd wrote the most idiotic thing I've read today, and it perfectly encapsulates the problem with corporate media. It's also a confession. He wrote, "These confirmation hearings may just save cable TV for the short term."
You see, people like Chuck Todd and their corporate benefactors are losing relevance. Americans are sick and tired of their lazy reporting, blatant lies, "both sides" equivocations, and outright cheerleading for fascism. By ignoring the most obvious lessons of history, corporate media rooted for chaos, drama, torment, crime, and hardship, believing idiocracy and fascism would be good for ratings.
Well, here it is, Chuck Todd. And no one cares about you or your network. In fact, we hold you responsible for forcing this circus upon us.
If Senate confirmation hearings take place at all, we, the people, are not watching them on your network, Chuck."
(Found on DU, if you hadn't guessed.)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Trump announces RFKJr. for HHS (via the NY Post):
"For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health," Trump wrote in his announcement, making rare use of his X account to broadcast a cabinet pick.
"The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!"
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