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New Vacuum Cleaner Attachment
Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.
What, no beater bar?
The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the air flow. She also felt a soft stimulation to her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber.
Funny how the spirit of invention strikes, isn't it?
One moment, you're removing a clog from your vacuum hose, and the next, you're buck naked and carving little shapes out of PVC tubing.
Pic of the device at the link.
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Daily Tech News 22 November 2024
The Unbearable Lightness Of ONTing
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Trump Nominates Former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi for AG
"Trans Woman" Transferred to Women's Prison Rapes and Impregnates An Actual Woman
Corrupt Democrat-Rigged Illinois Supreme Court Overturns Sentence of Protected Race Hoaxer Jussie Smollett
Denver Mayor Threatens Armed Resistance to ICE Deportations Under Trump
Nancy Mace Rips AOC's "Tiny Little Brain" and Biased Trans-Crazed Fake Journalist's "Leftwing Talking Points"
Rogue "Republican" Seantors Force Matt Gaetz's Withdrawal
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The Unbearable Lightness Of ONTing
Guardian Dogs Cafe
Trump Nominates Former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi for AG
"Trans Woman" Transferred to Women's Prison Rapes and Impregnates An Actual Woman
Corrupt Democrat-Rigged Illinois Supreme Court Overturns Sentence of Protected Race Hoaxer Jussie Smollett
Denver Mayor Threatens Armed Resistance to ICE Deportations Under Trump
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