Saturday Night Club ONT - August 1, 2026 [Disco & Dino]

Welcome to Club ONT - a collaboration of The Disco and The Dino. We honor the 5th amendment here. And the 1st. Certainly the 2nd. The 10th is pretty good, also.

Come in in, grab a drink or 3. Keep it light and friendly. Jerks need not enter the premises (the moose out front is keeping track).

[Top photo: Terrace of the Halfway Guesthouse, located in the Tiger Leaping Gorge of Yunnan Province, China]

Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

A guy walks into a bar, orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it, and looks inside his jacket pocket.

He then orders another shot, drinks it, and looks inside his pocket again.

This goes on for an hour.
Finally, the bartender gets curious and asks, "Hey pal, why do you keep looking inside your pocket after every drink?"

The guy looks up and says,
"I've got a picture of my wife in there.

When she starts looking good, I know it's time to go home.

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"Where are you going on vacation, Bob?" Dave asked his co-worker.

"Las Vegas."

"You don't sound very excited."

"Well, I'm a little concerned," said Bob. "Went to Cancun last year, and my wife got pregnant. Went to Hawaii the year before that, and she got pregnant then, too."

"Wow! Are you going to take precautions?"

"Absolutely. This year I'm taking her with me."

Drink of the Night

Big penguin is everywhere!
(H/T RedMindBlueState)

In summary (Google AI)

The Fat Penguin is a creamy, tropical cocktail made with orange juice, vanilla vodka, and heavy cream.

Ingredients
2 oz fresh orange juice
1.5 oz vanilla vodka (or whipped cream vodka)
1 oz spiced rum
1 oz heavy whipping cream (or oat/almond creamer)
0.5 oz blue curacao
Whipped cream for garnish

Club ONT Department of Non-pansy Humor

Club ONT Department of Military History

Man discovers more than 200 Civil War-era cannonballs on his property

BOONEVILLE, Miss. - A Mississippi property owner uncovered more than 200 Civil War-era cannonballs while preparing land for commercial development, and historians believe even more artifacts may still be buried.

Harold Knight said he first found a single cannonball on his Booneville property before inviting people with metal detectors to search the site.

The search quickly turned up hundreds of Civil War munitions, including grape shot, canister shot and case shot, all estimated to be more than 160 years old.

Experts at the Booneville Rails & Trails Museum believe the ammunition is likely connected to either the Battle of Blackland or the Battle of Booneville, two Civil War battles fought in July 1862.

Club ONT Department of Dating

Club ONT Bowling League

Club ONT Department of Confusion

Is this Dino pretending to be Doggo or vice versa?

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