How Come All of Glenn Greenwald's Unhinged Fans Accuse Me of "Sucking Cock"?

You all... do appreciate the irony of this, don't you?

Not that sucking cock is a bad thing, mind you. Certainly, given your preferred Two Minute Hate leader (actually, a thirty minute hate, given Greenwald's insufferlably long and pompous prose), and given the decidedly gay-skewing demographics of Salon, surely you can't think it's an insult to accuse someone of "sucking cock."

So what is it? Are you actually quibbling about my technique? Too fast? Too slow? Not "minding the grapes" enough to your satisfaction?

Honestly, it's all a bit much coming from you guys.

Half of you have a glans battering your uvula even while you're trolling here.

So, you know, calm down on the accidentally self-revelatory, cluelessly self-hating slurs.

PS, Gleen? This?

The super-tough-(and-anonymous)-Churchillian-warrior "Ace of Spades"

You're really not the one to go impugning people for posting under a pseudonym, buddy. At least I chose one and stuck with it.

How many have you had?

PS: I appreciate the defense my readers are putting up, but if you're doing it for me, don't bother. I'm not terribly embarrassed I questioned the authenticity of a PDF featuring a hummel figurine as the State Department logo. Frankly, I think those who refused to question a PDF with such an, errr, interesting feature ought to be embarrassed.

If you're knocking the trolls just because it pleases you to knock trolls, or to defend your own suspicions of this strangely-logo'd memo, do carry on.

But don't do it for me. Honestly, I don't care.

Dave P at Dean Esmay's has some last thoughts on Flappygate, here.

And really, if the left is saying a document featuring this as a "State Department logo"...

...should be accepted uncritically, no wonder so many of them subscribe to Truther conspiracy theories.

It would be almost as absurd as a document bearing this as an official government logo:

Read all about Gleen's alter egos here.

posted by Ace at 04:05 PM

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