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May 09, 2007

A Poorly Timed Ad Campaign

This isn't a photoshop, T-web tells me. He actually saw it (and copied it) as he was browsing the internets.

Is this a threat?

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Which personalized message would you like to send? Choose from any of the exciting choices below:

Congratulate friends on the birth of a new child: "I'm going to fly out there to straighten your ass out."

For Mother's Day: "I'm going to let you know just how disappointed in you I am. You've made me feel like shit."

Is a friend feeling blue? Cheer her up! "You're a thoughtless, rude little pig."

Are you Wood Allen, and is it the anniversary of your marriage to your daughter-slash-wife Soon-Yi? "You have insulted me for the last time. You don't have the brains or the decency of a human being. I don't care if you're eleven or twelve years old, or a child, or that your mother's a thoughtless pain in the ass..."

Not As Badly Timed As I Thought! It's old, from this past December. Shoulda known. But apparently it's still occasionally popping up on the internets.

Here's the weird thing: That site used the widget to make their own personalized Alec Baldwin phone call last Decemeber -- and it features Alec Baldwin threatening to visit you, and commenting about your ass.


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