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May 18, 2007

Belgium Politician Announces Jobs Program -- Blowjobs, That Is

She'll give up to 40,000 blowjobs in exchange for votes. Let's face it, that beats promises of increase social spending all to hell.

Especially when the politician looks like this:

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Mark in Mexico notes her rules -- five minutes only, so you better "fluff up" beforehand if you don't want to miss the big finish -- and calculates that fulfilling this promise would take more than a year even if she worked every single day for eight hour shifts on nothing else.

In fairness, it is, of course, a stunt, a retaliation against her opponent, who she accuses of making exorbitant promises.

On the other hand, I'm emigrating to Belgium, where the oral sex flows like wine.



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