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Mystery Solved: Canadian Coins *Not* Nanotech Surveillance Devices!Remember that weird story about suspicions that strange-looking Canadian coins were really miniturized surveillance devices, perhaps even incorporating nanotechnology? Well, it turns out they're just not-particularly-uncommon coins minted in 2004. No one bothered to look the coin up in a collector's book before issuing intelligence warnings to contractors visiting Canada. An odd-looking Canadian coin with a bright red flower was the culprit behind the U.S. Defense Department's false espionage warning earlier this year, The Associated Press has learned. The only thing even vaguely suspicious about the coins is that the poppy part of them glows a bit oddly under ultraviolet light. Now, I could make a lame joke about Canada being so boring and useless it's actually mysterious, and the fact they've minted tens of thousands of war-memorial coins takes US intelligence months to find out. Because, you know -- Canada. Who cares? But there is something very wrong with our intelligence agencies if they cannot manage to simply buy a book about Canadian coins to find their answers. Or just, as Rosie says, Google it. It's not like anyone was trying very hard to keep these coins secret. By the way -- the coins were mostly distributed through an especially insidious company -- Wendy's hamburger joints in Canada. Our spy agencies were writing memos about contractors getting strange coins handed to them as change at Wendy's. So not only did they have to speculate the Canadians were developing super-spy coins (conveniently marked with a big red translucent poppy on one side!) to Americans, they had nefariously roped in the Wendy's hamburger chain into their nefarious schemes. What the hell are these people doing? Thanks to dri. | Recent Comments
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