Judge Sues Dry-Cleaners For $67 Million -- For Misplacing (Not Even Losing) One Pair of Pants

The judge -- a judge! -- insists that a sign in the store, reading "Satisfaction Guaranteed," entitles him to $67 million.

Sixty-seven million for a misplaced -- lost, then found, then returned to him -- pair of pants.

Why?

Well he really wanted to wear one particular suit on his first day of being a judge. His other suits were "too tight." And these dry cleaners kept him from wearing his favorite suit on his first day of work.

Satisfaction, which had been guaranteed, was not to be had.

So-- Sixty-seven million dollars in damages.

A Washington, DC judge, by the way.

Plaintiff Roy Pearson, a judge in Washington, D.C., says in court papers that he's been through the ringer over a lost pair of prized pants he wanted to wear on his first day on the bench.

He says in court papers that he has endured "mental suffering, inconvenience and discomfort."

He says he was unable to wear that favorite suit on his first day of work.

He's suing for 10 years of weekend car rentals so he can transport his dry cleaning to another store.

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Pearson plans to call 63 witnesses.

Defending themselves against the suit -- for two years running -- are Korean immigrants Jin and Soo Chung and their son, who own Custom Cleaners and two other dry cleaning shops in the Fort Lincoln section of Washington, D.C.

The ABC News Law & Justice Unit has calculated that for $67 million Pearson could buy 84,115 new pairs of pants at the $800 value he placed on the missing trousers in court documents. If you stacked those pants up, they would be taller than eight Mount Everests. If you laid them side by side, they would stretch for 48 miles.

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"It's not humorous, not funny and nobody would have thought that something like this would have happened," Soo Chung told ABC News through an interpreter.

Her husband agreed.

"It's affecting us first of all financially, because of all the lawyers' fees," Jin Chung said. "For two years, we've been paying lawyer fees. … We've gotten bad credit as well, and secondly, it's been difficult mentally and physically because of the level of stress."

Later, Soo Chung broke down in tears.

"I would have never thought it would have dragged on this long," she told ABC News. "I don't want to live here anymore. It's been so difficult. I just want to go home, go back to Korea."

"I've been in the dry cleaning business for 14 years, but this has never ever happened before. If anything happened to our customers' clothing, we would always compensate them accordingly and fairly," Jin Chung said through a translator.

Thanks to Scott.

posted by Ace at 02:22 PM

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