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May 11, 2007

Filthy Scandi Hatred: Snowbilly Illusionist Says Vegas Controlled By Jews, Queers, & Americans (?)

I'd kind of think that last one was a gimme. But this puffin-humpin' iceback snow-wop stoops to resorting to stereotypes and scapegoats to explain his failings, when in reality this fjord-kike ought to be blaming his own degenerate Toilet People genetics.

Swedish magician Joe Labero has provoked a strong reaction with suggestions that Las Vegas is controlled by "Jewish business syndicates, American dollar millionaires and homosexual booking agents".

The magic master's comments were made in an interview with rail company SJ's on-board magazine Kupé.

As a prelude to his controversial thesis, Labero explained that he has long been close to getting his own show in Las Vegas.

"But at the end of the day it seems to be impossible - unless you are a homosexual, a Jew or an American.

"I don't mean to sound prejudiced of course, I'm just cynical. A blond Swedish Viking will have a hard time breaking through the hierarchies that control Vegas, where power rests in the hands of Jewish business syndicates, American dollar millionaires and homosexual booking agents.

"But I will get there, sooner of later," Labero told the magazine.

Joe Labero is the stage name of Lars Bengt Roland Johansson.

...

The editor of Kupé magazine admitted that he had been hesitant about publishing the controversial quotes.

"We discussed this a lot internally before arriving at the conclusion that it would be controversial and inappropriate in the context of a Swedish discussion.

"But we also raised it in the context of an American discussion, where it is not considered controversial to say that decisions in Hollywood are dominated by Jewish, homosexual and American interests," Gunnar Wesslén told newspaper Resumé.

Maybe it's just that people really don't want to see a lumbering Olaf doing magic. And "magic," to a shaved yeti Scandi bastard, primarily consists of scratching his balls on stage with reindeer antlers.

Thanks to MarkP.


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