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¿ Quien es mas macho, el "Cuck Shed" o el "F*** Shop"?
Respuesta aqui (Content Warning)
Yeah I know it's "que" but the SNL sketch was about people so they used "Quien."
Sorry for the late content warning -- wow, I did NOT remember how filthy that song was. I guess I mostly heard the radio edit and assumed all the bleeps were about kitty-hugs and puppy-kisses.
DaveinTX's annual "The Crap Tree" Xmas post is up. [geoff]
Max "True Conservative" Boot: I Believe in Global Warming and Science Unlike You Racists
He is merely blazing a trail that others are soon to follow
Welcome to NYC Language warning! [dri]
CRTV Merges With The Blaze to Form BlazeMedia; Michelle Malkin Says "ByeeeEEEEE!"
Not sure why she left. Maybe she doesn't dig Glenn Beck. But I have no idea.
C'est insupportable! Macron Approval Rating Down to... 18%
Monsieur Jupiter, qu'est-ce que se passe?!
Super-Principled Not-Binary Ben Shapiro Shows Up for the WH Hannukah Party (The Earlier, Less Exclusive One, Thankfully)
Maybe his investors got him an invite
His staff is working on some #SickMemes to document this momentous event
Let David French Put His Manliness Into You
David French, lecturing (as usual), this time about a subject he's examined from a distance, masculinity. He's got a voice like an angel, though.
Good Point: If Government Helps to Reduce Income Inequality, Why Is It That So Many of the Richest Counties in America Just Happen to be Adjacent to Washington DC?
DC never cared about the recessession, because there never was a recession in DC. It was Boom Times the whole way. Obama took care of his core constituency, the government itself.
Alas, the DC boom is unabated. Now DC suburbs are giving Amazon tax breaks to put shipping centers in already overcrowded, overpaid areas. The important thing about that, from Amazon's point of view, is that it gives it influence over DC politicos.
To Celebrate the Yuge Number of Posts I've Got in Draft (I Have an Appointment Tomorrow, So I Need to Have Some posts Pre-Written to Cover That Time), Here's the Misfits doing "Hybrid Moments"
All my posts are lined up like psychopathic Section-8 SEALs ready to eat my enemies' guts at my command... It's beautiful. I guess I'm done for the day but I guess I can put up some more posts for tomorrow.
Seth Mandel, Editor of the Cuck Washington Examiner's Rebooted Magazine Cuck Weekly, Wants to Let His Leftwing Media Friends Know He'll Really be Totally Cucked-Out and Tucked-Under in His New Job
Apparently Phil Anschutz craves cuckery-- he just wasn't satisfied with the quality of the cuckery he was getting from Bill Kristol and Steve Hayes. I'm not sure why he thinks Gay Tintin and his sidekick Jay Caruso, who is an idiot who can barely write English, are going to deliver any better results.
Have you tried not being a cuck? Maybe you could swing that way, if you tried.
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