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Brett Biare on Fox just now grilling Jordan using Dem talking points - at some point someone needs to tell Brett why he seems completely not skeptical about anything the Dems are whining about - it becomes embarrassing after so many narrative failures. He talks to Jordan like he's amazed how no one can see all the corruption the Dems are pointing to!
The latest breathless thing Brett wonders aloud without an ounce of self-awareness is how can ALL these senior courageous DOS officials be wrong? And only Trump is right? As Jordan pointed out, Trump's not allowed to have his own you ain't seeing them Brett - and there are hundreds upon hundreds of these DOS people to contradict these few idiots Schiff weeded out.
Posted by: Boswell

Yeah, personally, I'm no longer watching Fox, except for a specific appearance, and except (sometimes) for Tucker Carlson. They're just Fat CNN -- CNN with fatter newsreaders.
Clarification: excluding Brian Stelter, obviously!
From Tami:
Will never vote for any R who does not support impeachment and removal. That means practically none of the current generation. So be it.

Mr. Longbaugh has thoughts
Awww: Femmy fake libertarian Julian Sanchez is very, very sad that impeachment just isn't going the way he wanted it to
He needs to drink 24 ounces of water, so he doesn't get dehydrated from all of his crying
I know my claims about the Greatest Song of the 20th Century have been questionable at best, but now, I have run the experiments and checked the data and tweaked the algorithms and can now present to you, finally, unquestionably, The All-Time Greatest Song of the 20th Century
By star of stage and screen Kristy McNichol, of course
Democrat congressional candidate who assaulted Representative Matt Gaetz -- she "milkshaked" him, which is an assault -- sentenced to prison, but only for a mere 15 days
The courts are George Soros-backed prosecutors are making it clear that the left has a green flag for violence. They are playing a dangerous game which will not end well.
Free Beacon headline: On 77th Birthday, Grandpa Joe Biden Welcomes Sixth Grandchild
Hunter's denied/unacknowledged love child, they mean.
Can't wait for the left -- including the NeverTrumpers (but I repeat myself) -- to start claiming it's not fair to pick on Hunter for his out-of-wedlock sex-child, trusting that we won't remember their absolute glee about Palin's daughter's pregnancy.
Ever notice that all of the strident propagandists for alleged Free Market Corporatism themselves have only the most theoretical experience with actual capitalism?
They're sucking money from gifts cadged out of older people who have been tricked into thinking these people are pushing conservatism, rather than liberal-leaning archlibertarianism. As well as barely-disguised bribes from Google, Koch, etc.
What does this have to do with actually earning money, cash-for-services, cash-for-product?
These people all seem to be great admirers of capitalism -- from a safe distance, you understand.
They certainly appreciate the capitalist spirit -- in others.
But for this gang of gold-plated mediocrities themselves, it's Donor Class Communism all the way. Those dinners and junkets and parties aren't going to pay for themselves.
I think it should be a rule that these High Priests of Archlibertarianism must disclose, yearly, precisely when their last contact with the capitalist system actually occurred.
For a huge swathe of them, the answer will be either "Never" or "When I was working at a Dairy Queen in junior year of high school."
When was the last time these fake-ass "libertarian capitalists" worked for an organization whose cash-flow was not generated by a mixture of beggary and bribery?
Is this something?
It's a girl group doing a surf rock cover of Britney Spears' Toxic.
Quentin Tarantino just died from orgasm.
They're not the greatest players but I like the idea.
I know why Bruce Jenner pretended to have a sex change: so that he, a 70 year old man, could bang a 23 year old woman and be endlessly praised for his bravery
If only I could know such bravery! As Sir Galahad said, "Let me go back, and face the peril!"
h/t: Enquiring minds want to know
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