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Oh, God: US Government About to Withdraw Decades-Old Scaremongering Over Cholesterol in Your DietYeah. The "Oh, God" is not about the withdrawal, which is a long time comig. The "Oh, God" is about the massive amount of shit the US government is going to have to eat regarding an enormous pile of horrible health advice -- exactly the opposite of healthy health advice -- they've been giving to the country for 40 years. And because that is the standard health advice, it is also the safe harbor health advice, meaning doctors will give you that advice even if they know it's wrong because they also know that, it being the Industry Standard, it can never be held against them in a malpractice suit. So, guess what. Eggs, which for 100,000 years of human history were considered healthy and vital, and then, for 30 years, were considered lethal, now appear to be healthy again. This is going to be a long, ugly series of disclosures. The nation's top nutrition advisory panel has decided to drop its caution about eating cholesterol-laden food, a move that could undo almost 40 years of government warnings about its consumption. I've actually been eating egg yolks lately in an attempt to goose my testosterone (do you know how testosterone levels have plummeted in the entire human population over the past few feminized decades?) , and, even though I sort of knew the anti-egg panic was bullshit, I still had that nagging fear in my head that Egg Yolks Would Kill Me. Well, now I'm going to eat them without fear. BRB, gonna make some eggs and just eat the yolks. PS, sorry about the long absence from the computer. First of all, my computer kept spazzing out and shutting down. But I spent a lot of time pacing around. I don't know why -- maybe because I got 8 full hours of sleep last night -- but I got hit with a big jolt of excess energy, almost manic energy (but in a good way), and time flew as I got my 10,000 steps in without actually going for a walk. Well, I got them in on the Fitbit, anyway, but the Fitbit is an easy turn and gives you almost 40% more steps than the Jawbone does. Anyway, now that manic energy is sort of dissipated I'll start working. After I eat my eggs, anyway. | Recent Comments
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