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February 03, 2015

Jordan: Hey, You Know How You Demanded We Release a Female Terrorist Prisoner In Exchange for Our Downed Pilot? And Then You Burned Him to Death?
Well Tomorrow at Dawn We Execute the Terrorist Bitch

Oh, yessss.

This is so fantastically fantastic I don't know what to say.

We always talk about measures like this, about getting serious about terrorism.

But I didn't imagine anyone would actually put common sense to good use.

Enter Jordan.

Jordan will execute Wednesday an Iraqi would-be suicide bomber on death row and other jihadists after having vowed to avenge the murder of a Jordanian pilot by Islamic State jihadists, an official said.

"The sentence of death pending on... Iraqi Sajida al-Rishawi will be carried out at dawn," the security official said on Tuesday, speaking on condition of anonymity.

Rishawi, the would-be bomber, was condemned to death for her participation in deadly attacks in Amman in 2005, and IS had offered to spare the life of the Jordanian fighter pilot, Lieutenant Maaz al-Kassasbeh, if she were released.

Oh, they're not stopping with the Bomber Bitch, either.

"The death sentence will be carried out on a group of jihadists, starting with Rishawi, as well as Iraqi Al-Qaeda operative Ziad Karbuli and others who attacked Jordan's interests," the security source said.


Plan a Vacation in Sunny Jordan

The country with the biggest dick in the world.


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