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February 02, 2015

What?

Um, Bruce Jenner is "transitioning into a woman"...

I heard something about this -- just stray words like "Bruce Jenner becoming a woman" -- and I thought it was a joke, because he's looked like an old lesbian for about 30 years.

But no, he's actually Transitioning Into a Woman.

BTW, Transitioning Into a Woman was Supertramp's best album, but that's besides the point.

He'll be talking about it with, get this, Diane Sawyer.

Bruce Jenner will open up to Diane Sawyer about transitioning to life as a woman.

...

Last week, stepdaughter Kim Kardashian talked about Jennerís "journey," which is expected to be a plot point on the upcoming season of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians." Jenner's children and stepchildren reportedly are supportive.

"I think everyone goes through things in life and I think that story and what Bruce is going through, I think heíll share whenever the time is right," said Kardashian, 34. "I feel like thatís his journey to talk about."

Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian is showing her naked, get this, ass again, and this time it's... weirder than usual.



Well, I'm sure that's someone's fantasy.

Incidentally, "Weirder Than Usual" was Frank Zappa's very good live double album.

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