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Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
Hint: Chopper noises on an oscillator/synthesizer
City nights, summer breeze makes you feel all right
Neon lights, shining brightly, make your brain ignite
See the girls with the dresses so tight
Give you love Give you love if the price is right
Black or white, in the streets, there's no wrong and no right, no!

Mark Halperin: One of the three biggest newspapers is about to publish a "major" story about the Trump-Epstein relationship, and Trump's odd behavior about the issue is probably a pre-reaction to the hit piece

Jay Guevara Obituary [PDF]

Russia: Commercial satellite constellations providing help to the Ukraine are now targets Well, this might get sporty! [CBD]

Podcast: The economy is good, and tariffs aren't causing inflation! Is selling arms to Europe for Ukraine any better? AI spells the end of the Green Energy boondoggle, Epstein's getting boring, And ICE needs to be unleashed!

BILL TO DEFUND NPR, PBS AND PASS DOGE CUTS INTO LAW PASSES PROCEDURAL VOTES WITH JD VANCE CASTING TIE-BREAKER VOTE... MURKOWSKI, COLLINS, AND McCONNELL (THE GREAT CONSERVATIVE) VOTED WITH THE LIBERALS TO CONTINUE FUNDING NPR AND PBS
If I understand this right, the bill now goes to the full Senate for ten hours of debate, and then we pass it.
Video of the vote

Alan Dershowitz says there is an "Epstein Client List," but that it contains many people falsely accused by Virginia Guiffre, and also a lot of negative information about Guiffre herself.

Susie Wiles brings calm to Trump admin -- helping the president rack up wins When was the last time you saw her name in the media? Is it possible that the grownups are now in charge? [CBD]

Update on Jasmine Ratchet: The DEI Dum-Dumb is eyeing a Senate run, because why should Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke get paid millions every two years to get blown out in the Texas senatorial election? Shouldn't she get some of that sweet sweet Act Blue graft?

Crockett addressed the possibility in an Instagram post where she said she would make a decision "depending on how many people reach out," but that her main focus has been legislating in the House of Representatives.
The post came after a poll from the National Republican Senatorial Committee was published showing that she was leading the pack of candidates with 35 percent in a hypothetical primary and was leading former Senate candidate Colin Allred, who was at 20 percent, per the Latin Times.

The Republican Senatorial Committee claims that she's ahead? LOL, that might be a little troll-poll.

Flashback: DHS and FBI are investigating who's funding the rioters

Rubio imposes sanctions on UN's Albanese over 'political, economic warfare' against Israel, US [CBD]

Forgotten 90s Mystery Click: When Grunge Ruled the Earth
Did you hear the distant cry
Calling me back to my sins?
Like the one you knew before
Calling me back once again

Vlogging the Revolutionary War
[Hat Tip: Vox Clamantis] [CBD]

Podcast: The shit sandwich of a spending bill that the Senate wants us to eat, NYC is screwed, the military rebounds, Iran may be stuck in its Mullah nightmare, and much more!

NeverTrump Nebraska Congressman Don Bacon throws in the towel, won't seek reelection in 2026
I wonder if he's the one who complained about the BBB imposing work requirements on able-bodied adults without children for Medicaid.

Brian Kohberger agrees to plea deal to avoid death penalty, confesses to murdering all four Idaho college students

Somehow Jim Cramer still has a job

The identity of the Idaho firefighter killer has been released: a 20-year-old named Wes Roley

Another blacklisted professor wins big in court [CBD]

Ever Wonder How The Woke Left Can Be So Obviously Hypocritical And Automatically Reject All Opposing Facts? Below are four short 5 minute videos of author Melanie Phillips explaining why. The Disturbing Logic Of The Left.*** The Psychology Behind Why the WOKE Left Can't Win Arguments.*** The Bizarre Union of Woke and Jihad.*** Truth is a Right Wing Concept. [dri]

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)