Massachusetts Chinese restaurant finds creative way to sell take out Scorpion Bowls and Mai Tai cocktails during virus shut down. [dri]

John Durham investigation intensifies focus on John Brennan "U.S. Attorney John Durham’s review of the Russia investigation is putting increased scrutiny on former CIA Director John Brennan, searching for any undue influence he may have had during 2017’s intelligence community assessment of Russian interference. " Hat Tip: Some stoner from RI [CBD]

Shocker! The Washington Post's make-pretend "fact checker" retweets fake news to his hundreds of thousands of readers without, you know, fact-checking it
These people think their job is just feeding their twitter readers a constant dopamine drip. They seem to spend 90% of their "working hours" just tweeting and retweeting.

Brooke Baldwin, whose skin is as smooth as a Drake's coffee cake, claims she has coronavirus

Joe Biden says he has five grandchildren on Jimmy Fallon; in fact, he has seven
Note that even if you forgive him for omitting Hunter's illegitimate son -- which he really should acknowledge -- there's still another grandchild he just forgot.
Grampa's forgetting a lot of things lately, isn't he?

Lunatic, liar, and admitted domestic abuser Amber Heard admitted to shitting on Johnny Depp's bed as a "prank;" Depp claims he decided to file divorce immediately after
If Depp lost his jobs because Amber Heard made a false claim of abuse against him, why does this toxic bitch still have a job on Aquaman 2 after admitting she punched him? And after admitting she lied about abuse?
Fire this crazy bitch and make her pursue her destined career: hardcore filthy pornography

Amusing video about life in lockdown
You need the volume on.

Bill Withers, the pop and soul singer who gave us such hits as "Lean On Me," "Ain't No Sunshine," "Use Me," and "Lovely Day" has passed away from heart complications at 81. RIP [J.J. Sefton]

"My moral support gay"
The thot who did the "Coronavirus Challenge" in which she licks a toilet seat drops this video. She has her gay friend hanging out in background, and actually refers to him as "my moral support gay." There's always been this weird thing among liberal women and sluts, to have the One Gay Friend, the Gay Fashion Accessory, but this is the first time I've seen it put so crudely, as if the gay prop is just a, well, prop. Or a pet. A purse puppy, in fact!
Via ItsAGundam

Check out this SJW attack -- attacking him for "berating" his underlings -- on the French doctor championing HCQ, from "Science" Magazine's blog
80% of the attacks here are not based in science, but in politics. Or stuff that Millennials whine about, like "my boss doesn't treat me like the genius I've always known that I am." This is not science. This is you imagining he's a member of The Patriarchy and then Twitter-destroying him for it.
"Update: more at Slate, who refer to Raoult as "Trumpian", which I have to say is an adjective that I had considered as well."
Orange Man Bad isn't just an all-purpose political disposition -- it's also peer-reviewed SCIENCE!!!

Marvel's SJW "New Warriors" update: 189,000 dislikes, 3,900 likes
And this is Kevin Feige's baby. He's creative director at Marvel Comics now.
And this is almost certainly a pet project of Marvel's political commissar, Sana Amanat, who is Huma Abedin's cousin
Funny new comment added, about the "healthy at any size" hero "Trailblazer:" "I find it politically incorrect that the obese character is named after an SUV"
Also politically incorrect: this character seems to be an American Indian, so they call her "Trailblazer" and Indian-give her Dora the Explore's magic backpack. No but seriously, this is just the "medicine bag" of American Indian myth. I mean, this doesn't bother me, but shouldn't good little NPCs be outraged over this cultural stereotyping?

Neat Israeli public awareness ad dramatizing a pandemic being spread by touch
I'm no expert, but I get the sense that what makes this more contagious than the normal flu is the resilience of the virus on surfaces, and the ease of transferring it by touching the same object a carrier touched.

Important song for our age. Though you might want to stop at 2:15 because they lyrics go from being lightheartedly profane to pretty nasty and specific.
Short version

National Review is an unserious clownshow of lightweights who think they're big machers and cringing CYA cowards who think they're warriors

Inside an Israeli Coronavirus Hospital [CBD]

Privileged Pampered Pop Princess Taylor Swift hallucinates "oppression" this wealthy white women has suffered in order to make her posh, plush life seem like a heroic struggle
You see this all the time with white liberals: They have sworn fealty to the "Progressive Stack" and "intersectionality," but they just can't handle the fact that that means they're the most "privileged" and therefore the ones to be made the least privileged. To escape this trap, white liberal men will suddenly declare they're "trans" or "non-binary" to jump up the Progressive Stack. White liberal women, on the other hand, simply declare that it's a terrible burden to be Wealthy While Female, and invite the rest of us to take inspiration from their Captivity Narratives.
I'm pretty sure Taylor Swift will announce that she's "non-binary" or "bisexual" by next year. Not because she really is -- her past history suggests that she's a big enough fan of The D -- but because she needs to valorize herself by claiming some niche status of oppression.

Steven Crowder mocks the late night "comedy" hosts, exposed as tired hacks as they attempt to be funny with a limited writing staff and no laugh track
I honestly forgot these idiots even had "shows."

The Hill vlog: Democrats panicking over Biden's falling acuity
As well as his being behind Hillary Clinton in head-to-head polling and at a historic low for any Democrat candidate in voter enthusiasm
I get nervous thinking about November. One thing that seems to help is seeing the other side panicking. That makes me feel less nervous myself.
The trouble is: I have been saying forever that I do not expect Joe Biden to be the candidate in November. He'll be off the ballot for one reason or another. And I don't know who the Democrats will use the Torricelli Gambit to nominate.

Steve "who?" Schmidt: "Can't help thinking how incredibly proud Governor Mario Cuomo must be looking down at Governor Andrew Cuomo. His leadership in this deadly crisis is spectacular. He is meeting this moment and displaying the qualities that have always defined America's greatest leaders."
Cux now c*kking for Cuomo. Didn't the cux yell and scream that the Democrat Party must nominate Biden? And now the lemmings are stampeding to Cuomo.

Snake Juice Diet guy has a cure for coronavirus: drinking your own urine
"Urine looping." It goes in, it goes out, it goes back in.
Um, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say "No"
I'm starting to think that this Snake Juice Diet guy might be some kind of loose cannon hothead