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Saturday Gardening Thread: Trying to play it cool [KT]
Thread before the Gardening Thread: Feeling Good with Other People's Money (State Edition) [KT]
Saturday Morning Weird News Dump
EMT 07/22/17
Overnight Open Thread (21 Jul 2017)
The Chickens Have Come Home to Chew Gum and Kick Ass and They're All Out of Gum
Saturday Evening Movie Thread 07-22-2017 [Hosted By: TheJamesMadison]
Saturday Afternoon Chess/Open Thread (Featuring Dress Pr0n) 07-22-2017
Ace of Spades Pet Thread
Saturday Gardening Thread: Trying to play it cool [KT]
Thread before the Gardening Thread: Feeling Good with Other People's Money (State Edition) [KT]
Saturday Morning Weird News Dump
EMT 07/22/17
Overnight Open Thread (21 Jul 2017)
The Chickens Have Come Home to Chew Gum and Kick Ass and They're All Out of Gum
- Arab Cartoons Of The Palestininan Civil War
- Halfwit Brownback's Yea-No-Now-Nay Explanation Evolves Anew
- National Dwarf Games Open With Dwarven Biathalon (Ski Cross-Country, Then Bash An Orc's Head In With A Warhammer)
- Is This Something?
Update: Alternate Link Added
- Well, If I Knew I'd Get That Everytime I Homered...
- The Ace of Spades HQ Poet Laureate: Gaius Valerius Catullus
- Are You Smarter Than An Eighth Grader In Science?
- ETA/Basque Separatist Suspected Bomb Detonated Safely At Spanish Airport
- Islamic Rage Boy Photoshops
- Giggle, Snicker, Chortle, Titter
- DecapiGate: MNF States "Extremists Using False Media Reporting" (Thanks, AP!) "To Incite Sectarian Violence"
- "Yuppie Terrorists" Attack Glasgow Airport With (Failed) Car Bomb
- Dramatic Chipmunk Remixes
- Larry Johnson: Yesterday and Today
- CNN/AP EXCLUSIVE: "S"
- Kurt Loder Reviews SiCKO
- For The Ron Paul Spambots
- With Talk Radio Maligning The Comprehensive Piece of Shit, Who Was There To Speak On Its Behalf?
- More Fun With Ron Paul
- Wandering Among Democrats, Part Deux [DemPBS]
- Courage: Democrats Move To Shut Down Gitmo, After Bush Decides To Shut It Down Himself
- DecapiGate: AP's Claim of 20 Beheaded Corpses, Based On Hearsay From Far-Away Police Sources, Will Be Officially Noted As "Unsubstantiated" BY MNF Tomorrow
- Another Car Bomb Found In London
- Libertarian, Small-Government Fiscal Hawk Ron Paul ♥ Home-District Pork
- Republican Veterans Announce Formation of GOP-Friendly Nonprofits, Designed As Conservative Counterbalance To MoveOn & Co.
- Benoit Wikipedia Page Poster ID'd, And It Wasn't Benoit
- Wall Street Journal Reporters Refuse To Show Up For Work To Protest Murdoch Takeover
- Thousands Of Chic Hipsters Line Up To Buy Hotness-Conferring iPhone
- Our Enlightened British Cousins: Kill The Redheads!
- "Talk Radio Is Running America"
- What's Your Blog's Film Rating?
- Son of Sen. Bill Nelson (D-FL) Found Guilty Of Battery On A Cop, *May Get No Jail Time*
- Crazy Blog Shooting Courses
- Wandering Among Democrats [DemPBS]
- Heh: McCain's Absence Sunk Immigration Bill
- With Immigration Bill Dead, It's Time To Turn To... Immigration
- That Senate Contact List Again...
- Baghdad On The Thames: Huge Car Bomb Defused In Picadilly
- Debate II [DemPBS]
- Live from Dem Debate [DemPBS]
- 72 Year Old Marine And Golden Gloves Boxer Beats Hell Out of Pickpocket
- Benoit's Wikipedia Page Noted Double Murder And Suicide... 13 Hours Before Police Discovered The Bodies
- Pence Bill Banning Re-imposition of "Fairness" Doctrine Passes Overwhelmingly In House
- Pro-Amensty WSJ, Still Smarting Over Defeat, Demands To Know: WHERE DOES HOT AIR GET ITS FUNDING FOR ITS CUTTING-EDGE, LAVISHLY-PRODUCED POLITICAL ATTACK ADS?
- Okay, A Bit More on Immigration: Brownback Explains His Vote
- Heart-Ache?: Die Hard Outside Die Hard Tradition?
Update: A Commenter Says It Exceeds DHWAV; Manages 77% Fresh Rating on Rotten Tomatoes
- Open Thread, For Anything Except Open Borders
- The Attempted Crucifixion of Frank Luntz [DemPBS]
- The Order of Battle
- Triumph
- CLOTURE DIES HARD
WEBB, BINGAMAN, STABENAU, MURKOWSKI, STEVENS, PRYOR, BINGAMAN, BROWNBACK, ROCKEFELLER. BURR, COCHRAN, McCONNELL VOTE NO
FAILS 46-53, WITH MAJORITY AGAIN VOTING AGAINST CLOTURE
- Cloture Vote Thread
UPDATE: ENSIGN A NO; THAT'S THE FIFTH FLIP
- U.S. Social Forum
- A Question About The "Fairness" Doctrine
- CQ Today: Bill In Trouble
- News...
- The Last Push
- Source: Cloture Supporters Claim 60 Votes; Cloture Opponents Claim 40
- Republican Party Seriously Said To Be Considering A "No" Vote On Destroying Itself
- Prince Charles Is Carbon Neutral!!!
- Earmarks In The Immigration Bill; Sen. Bennett Gets Bought Off With Home-District US Attorneys Office Which Will, Giggle, Chiefly Enforce Border Laws
- That Incredibly Expensive Wall That Won't Be Effective In The Least
- Science: Democrats Lose Elections Because They're Just Too Damn Rational
- Enforcement
FirstSecondAfter We've Made Sure We've Amnestied Everyone, Assuming There's Any Money Left
- Fake But Accurate: Parody Story Says Michael Moore Questions The Timing of iPhone Release, Claiming Steve Jobs Is Attempting To Distract From "Sicko"
- Die Hard Song/Video
- Strippers Give Lapdances On Poconos Golf Course (With Video)
- iPhone Reviews
- More Than A Dozen Gas Stations In Iran Torched In Protest of Gas Rationing
- Shocker: Mexican Forger Says He Could Easily Fake Documents Necessary To Satisfy "Amensty" Requirements
- Hutchinson, Webb Amendments Fail
- I Guess We Should be Outraged, Or Something
- Cause For Hope? Hearings In The House?
- Rapist Of 10-Year-Old Girl Gets Only Four Month Sentence, Because Judge Finds Her "Sexually Precocious" And "Looks 16"
- Hispanic Women Arrested For Having Lesbian Sex In Front of Children
- I'll Flip Ya For Real
- A Call To Ensign's Office
- Coulter Gets A Sorta Bad Rap From Silky Pony
- What Would You Ask Kucinich & Co? [DemPBS]
- Call The NRSC, Tell Them You Will Never Donate To Them Again
- An Alternate Protest Idea
- Shut Up, Listen, Learn: The Party Of
Ronald ReaganBuddy Ackerman
- The Tea Bag Revolution
- Phones Ringing Off The Hook In Senate Offices
- Kabuki? Hope Springs Eternal At Kaus
- Prima Facie Evidence of Corruption
- A Vote For Cloture Is A Vote For Amnesty
First Vote Passes 64-35
- Viva La Amnestia?
- It Had To Be A Marine
- McCain Dismisses Polls, Admires Purple Unicorns
Updated: Anyone Who Doubts The Maverick™ Must be "Smoking Something"
- Iranian Forces Sited Crossing Iraq Border; "We are in a full on war with Iran -- but nobody has officially declared it."
- Tom Sizemore Gets 16 Months For Violating Drug Probations; Requests Special Celebrity Treatment, But Judge Laughs At Him, Saying "You're Tom Sizemore, not Tom Poston, for crying out loud"
- Clarification: Bond May Or May Not Be Voting For The Real Cloture
- Jim DeMint: Do Not Be Fooled; Those Who Vote For Cloture Are Voting For Amnesty
- Linwood Wilson -- The "Investigator" Who So Helpfully Rewrote Crystal Mangum's Perjuries Into Slightly Less Disprovable Perjuries -- Has Been Fired
- Fuck 'Em: Bond and Cochran (And Bingaman And Nelson) Now Announce They'll Vote Yes On Cloture
- A Muslim Explains Why Other Faiths Are Not Free To Pray In Muslim Countries
- Boxer Email: Yes To Cloture?
- Spice Girls To Reunite, Annoy World Anew With Incessant Babbling About "Girl Power," This Time From Forty Year Old Women Who Should Know Better
- Danes Burn Mohammad Effigy (With Fobidden Image And All, And With Video)
- Burr's Lines Are Jammed, But Gregg's Taking Calls
- Use Special Pro-Amnesty Hotline To Give Burr, Gregg, And The Rest Of The Gang A Little Bit of Love
- Burr To Vote Yes On Cloture
- California Dreamin': Rumor Has It Boxer Will Vote No, Partly To Appease Labor, Partly To Deny Bush His Victory
- "A Vote For Cloture Is A Vote For Amnesty"
- TIMES HIT-PIECE ON RUPERT MURDOCH DIGS UP SHOCKING REVELATIONS: HE'S CONSERVATIVE, HE'S WEALTHY, AND HE OWNS A LOT OF PAPERS
- "The Amnesty Monster"
- The Illustrated Man
- Pants-Suit Judge Loses, But Dry Cleaner Are Awarded Court Costs (But Not Attorneys' Fees Yet)
- Burr's Office Lies To Constituent: "It [Cloture] Isn't Even A Real Vote Yet"
- Webb: No On Cloture?
- The Best 5 Seconds On The Internet
- Another Job Americans Won't Do: Serve As Chief Operating Officer For The California GOP
- Working Hard At Actual Work
- That Top Ad...
- HuffPoster: "At Least Hitler Meant Well, Unlike Bush"
- The New York Times' New Stooge
- The "Terrible Silence" Of The Western Media On Salman Rusdie
- Kausfiles Idea: Preview The Negative Ads That Will Run For Amnesty-Without-Security Proponents
- Ministry of Silly Videos
- Roger Ebert: Critics of Media's War Coverage Are "Ideological Cousins" of Terrorists
- Motley Crue Sues Management For Making Them Look Foolish
- The Tally: We Still Need Eight Of Twelve Wobblers To Block This Piece of Shit
- Zimbabwe's Mugabe Unveils Extraordinary Plan To Increase Citizens' Wealth By 1.5 Million Percent
- New York Times Covers Impromptu Debate On Illegal Immigration
- You Got The Lightning Gun: Military Invests In Laser That Can Ionize Air, Creating Conductive Pathway For Cracklin' Electro-Blasts
- One Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words of Editorializing
- Six Flags "Superman: Tower of Power" Ride Malfunctions, Severs 16-Year-Old Girl's Feet
- Duke 3 Want Nifong In Jail
- Gordon Smith: No On Cloture
Plus Crumbling Homestate Support For Lindsay Grahamnesty
- CIA Releases "Family Jewels"
- Alexander: No; McConnell Now A Wobbler
- Immigration Bill Could Help Nazis
- McCaskill, D-Mo., Will Vote Against Cloture
- After Sixty-Three-Thousand Years In Development, They Finally Filmed "I Am Legend"
- MSM: Major Iraq Offensive Against Al Qaeda Succeeds In Producing 14 Dead US Soldiers, Uncovers 25 Caches of Vietnam Analogies
- Government Study Into Polyphenols Results In Discovery of Jack Shit
- Heh: Iranian Ex-Pres "Moderate" (Ahem) Indicted In Sex-Crime Scandal
- Bush Nearing Decision To Close Gitmo
- Whine: No F-Word In Live Free Or Die Hard; Plus: Die Hard Quiz
- The Waverers
- BREAKING: TRENT LOTT IS NOT A PARTICULARLY BRIGHT, CHARISMATIC, EFFECTIVE OR CONSERVATIVE SENATOR
- "The Only Way This Guitar Could Be More Awesome Is If It Gave Handjobs Using Ice-Cream Cake For Lubricant!!!"
- Peaceful Phelps Funeral Protestors Assaulted By Thuggish Mourners
- Mee.nu Is Up and Running
- Another No On Cloture: Pat Roberts
- Captain Ed Source: Kay Bailey Hutchinson Will Vote No-- On Cloture
- Biased: Reporters' Political Donations Again Confirms Long-Known (But Oft-Denied) 9:1 D:R Split In Media
- ZOGBY: CONGRESS EARNS THREE PECENT APPROVAL ON IMMIGRATION; BUSH TROUNCES THEM WITH NINE PERCENT
- Pandagon: The Straw That Stirs The Blogosphere, With Stupidity
- r2000 Banned
- McCain Flat-Out Lies On Amnestied Illegals Being Required To Pay "Back Taxes"
- Surpise: CNN's Cooper Calls Out Pelsoi, Democrats On Broken Earmarks-Reforms Promises
- BBC Seeks Tips On Coalition Troop Movements; Issues Fulsome Apology
- Thanks, Nancy! (And Lindsay, And St. John, And Teddy): Congressional Approval At All-Time Low At 14%
- Good Piece On The Romanticization of The Journalistic Ankle-Biter
- Man Grabs Shotgun In Response To Scream Of Gunshot Woman; Fired By His Employers
- Vendors vs. Veterans
- Charleston Mourns Fighters Lost In Blaze/Collapse
- Update on Isakson: For A Man Leaning Against Cloture, His Blast-Fax Sure Seems To Be Laying The Groundwork For A "Yes" Vote
- Reid: im in ur senate, collectin 61 votez for cloture
- Tancredo: "Are Being Smart And Being Competent... Are Those The Qualifications We Republicans Want?"
- Democracy, Hamas-Style!
- SuperMegaCthulhu Tuesday: Now Mighty Illinois Moves Primary To February 5th
- Chambliss, Isakson To Vote Against Comprehensive Piece of Shit
- Guantanamo Poetry Slam!
- Open Thread
- Chrissy Has A Hissy
- 72 Virgins Humpday
- POLICE STATE ALERT: Ron Paul Exclcuded From Upcoming Iowa Debate
- Sorta Fun Time-Waster For Beatles Fans
- Lindsay Graham May Face Serious Challenge From State Treasurer Thomas Ravenel, The Moment The Latter Is Cleared Of His Federal Cocaine-Distribution Charges
- Tragedy In SC As Fire Collapses Roof, Killing Nine Firefighters
- Where's The Fence?
- Elizabeth Hasselbeck Reveals Fresh, Undeniable Cleavage...
- Michael Moore Joins 9/11 Truth Movement
- Sen. Cornyn's Office Says He's Not Negotiating His Vote On Comprehensive Piece-of-Shit Cloture
- Liberal Accuses Liberals Of Being Ninnies, Sell-Outs, Hysterics, And Poseurs
- Michael Moore Assists In Entrapping Internet Downloaders
- Thompson Passes Rudy In Rasmussen Poll
- Colombian Town Celebrates Sex With Donkeys
- Duke 3 Settle With Duke U. For Unspecified Amount
- It's Here
- Teen Caught Having Sex With Horse On Security Camera
- Inmate Uses Holy Bible To Pound Pen Through Eye In Suicide Attempt
- Ron Paul Introduces Unprecedented Anti-Terrorism Bill
- Gold Farming = Crazy World Of Warcraft Money
- Graduation Day: AQ Suicide Teams Complete Murder Academy, Depart For New Jobs In US, Europe
- "We Asked The Locals, 'Is Anyone Fishing Out There?,' They Said No... So We're Taking Out All Those Boats As Well"
- Surprising: Giuliani Favored Over Thompson Head-to-Head Among Republicans And Leaners, 53%-41%
- Episcopal Church: Divinity of Christ No Longer Central To Christianity
- Ridley Scott Will Use All His Talent And Craft To Make... Movie Based on the Board Game Monopoly
- Rejoinder To "Sicko's" Boosterism of Candadian Health Care System
- "Death Knell" For HD-DVD Format? Blockbuster Puts Blu-Ray Into 1700 Stores
- Demagoguery as Sales Technique
- Kudos To British Police
- Watch Sicko For Free, With Michael Moore's Blessing
- You Anti-Gay, Homophobic Faggot: The Left's Continuing Nuance As Regards Homophobic Slurs
- BBC Report: The BBC Is Biased Towards The Left, Against America, In Favor of Fashionable Liberal Causes
- Chris Matthews: "This country was built on biased reporting"
- Allah Pundit Trolls For Linsay Graham Challenger
- TV Ratings Show Hispanics Aren't Quite As Assimiliative As Frequently Asserted
- Woman Suing NYC For Busting Her For Going Topless
- US GIs In Major Anti-AQ Offensive
- Awww: Cute Father's Day Video
- Disappointment For French Right As Left Picks Up Parliament Seats
- Lott as Poster Boy
- "The Blathersphere:" The Early-Warning System For Political Disaster Our Elected Overlords Keep Ignoring
- Nifong Decision: On FoxNews Now (And Everywhere Else)
UNANIMOUS AGREEMENT: NOTHING SHORT OF DISBARMENT WOULD SATISFY REQUIREMENTS OF ETHICS AND JUSTICE
- BREAKING: NIFONG "ACCEPTS DISBARMENT"
BAR PANEL FINDS NIFONG "BROKE NUMEROUS RULES OF PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT"
- Reid To Use "Unprecedented" Procedural Sham To Snake Amnesty Past Cloture
- Dirty Filthy Scummy Scandis
- Reuters Responds To Scene-Dressing Fauxtography
- Heh Heh
- Heh
- Glenn Greenwald Calls Instapundit A Faggot
- Rosie Laid Down The Law: No Discussion Of Heterosexual Sexual Issues Permitted On The View While She Was There
- Chertoff Includes "The Right Wing Blathersphere" With Talk Radio As Part of The "Problem That Needs To Be Dealt With"
- Surprise: CNN Links Ace of Spades HQ, For Bush-Bashing
- Cracked's 13 Most Ridiculous Shows Ever Broadcast On TV
- People-Powered Propaganda: Lefty Bloggers Either Negligent Or Dishonest In Denying Reid's Remarks About Pace As "Incompetent"
- Republican Congressmen Triumph (?) Over Earmarks?
- Leftist, Anti-American Salon Writer Pegs Soprano's Popularity On... Hatred of Bush And Disquiet Over "War On Terror"
- WSJ/NBC Run Poll That More Accurately Characterizes Piece of Shit Amnesty Omnibus; Shockingly, Great Majority Of Public Opposes Specific Provisions Of Bill When More Accurately Described
- Once More, With Feeling
- BREAKING: MIKE NIFONG WILL RESIGN POSITION AS DISTRICT ATTORNEY
- Great Moments In Disingenous Cloture Votes
- True Shocker: Democrat-Controlled House Votes *In Favor* of Extremist, Racist Tancredo Proposal To Deny Federal Funding To "Sanctuary Cities"
- Write To Your Senators About Cloture -- It May Actually Be Working!
- Piece of Shit Amnesty Bill Joined By Three Competing Piles of Shit
- Chris Matthews Ponders Fred Thompson's Sexiness, Man-Musk
- Palestinian "Peace" Round-Up
- Shock: Reuters Muslim Stringer Busted For Fauxtography
- Abominations Set to Music
- Friday Video Party
- You Too Can mee.nu!
- Lott: You're Stupid
- Plucky Whale Survives "Bomb-Lance" Attack In 1880 To Live For 130 Years; And Then, Last Month, We *Finally* Killed It
- Creepy Animatronic Robot Endorses Hillary! For President
- Is There A Third Party...
- Sources: Amnesty Has Enough Votes For Cloture
- Scandal: Entry-Level-Talent Revealed To Have Hired Prettier People To "Perform" Song In Video!
- Quote of the Yesterday
- New Grand Bargain Worked Out -- The Even Grander Bargain! ; Amnesty Back On Senate Floor Next Week
- Quote Of The Day
- Courage: Ron Paul Is Only Dissenting Vote In Gun-Control Law
- CORRECTED: Supreme Court Okays Requirement of Member Permission When Using Dues For Political Speech/Contributions
- Surprise: Unbiased Judge Denies Bail For Libby
- Boston Globe: Israel To Blame For Gaza Civil War, Due To Both Occupation And "Unilateral" End To Occupation
- Amnesty: An Attempt To Block Local Efforts At Immigration Enforcement?
- Girl With Big Cans Sings Crush-Song For Obama
- John McCain, Then and Now
- Another Parody
- "Patriot" Games: Murtha Takes Earmarking To Whole New Level As He Tries To Put Vital No-Fly Terrorist Watch List In Hands of Incompetent Home-District Office
- It's Over: McCain Launches Last-Ditch Attack On
Front-RunnerSecond-PlacerFourth-Place Mitt Romney
- Russian "Ninja" Arrested In Italy
- Jon Stewart Super Fanboy Annoyed By BDS TDS Audience Members
- Fun Videos From An Internet-Based Singer-Songwriter
- The Villain Time
- $54 Million Drycleaner-Lawsuit Judge *Cries In Courtroom Over Lost Pants*
- Maureen Dowd, Pwn3d
- Outrage In Boulder: Students Encouraged By School Speaker To Have Sex, Do Drugs "Appropriately"
- Bud Light Internet Commercial -- "Swear Jar"
- Giuliani On His "12 Commitments"
- At CNN, Republicans Are Questioned About The Weirdness Of Their Religions, But Top Democratic Candidates Are Afforded Hours To Explain How Their Religion Makes Them More Similar To The Average Voter
- "We're Fighting Them Over There So We Don't Have To Fight Them Over Here"
- Fred! on Leno
- When Amnesty Conflicts With Security, Bush Chooses Amnesty
- If CAIR's Membership Has Declined 90%, Who, Precisely, Is Footing Their Bills?
- Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Vote Republican Again: They're Bringing Back Amnesty, And This Time, They WILL Pass It
- Haiku Contest Winners
- Re-Post: Al Gore Knocks First Bush Administration For *Understating and Ignoring* Saddam's Terrorist Links And Quest For The Nuke
- I Don't Know What This Is Advertising, But I'm Pretty Sure I Don't Want It
- Linda Chavez, Racist
- Deb Frisch Photo Phunnies
- Congress Ready To Push 36,000 Unexamined Pork Earmarks Onto Unwilling, Unconsulted Public
- David Chase Talks Sopranos
- George Michael's Embarrassing Video
- Federal Deficit Plunges By *One Third*
- Thailand Fires Two Police Dogs For Sexual Harrassment, Public Urination
- China: Overpopulation Problem Connected With Having Too Many Wangs
- Almost All "New" Enforcement Promises In Amnesty Bill Are *Already* Law, And Yet Entirely Unenforced; Why Should We Believe The Promise To Enforce In The Future What They Won't Enforce Now?
- Nifong On Mangum's Bizarre Claims, Before Bringing Charges: "You Know We're Fucked"
- Dennis Prager On The JFK and 9/11 Conspiracy Theories
- Interesting Map: US States Renamed For Countries With Similar GDPs
- Fred Surges To Second Or Tie For First
- Thanks For The Tips
- FBI Advises Colleges To Keep Their Eyes Open
- Fourth Circuit Rules Bush Has No Authority To Imprison Committed Terrorists As "Unlawful Enemy Combatants"
- The Amnesty That Wouldn't Die
- And Yea, God Spake Unto Satan, Saying "I Wilt Totally PWN You"
- George Will Accuses Fred! Of Being A Lightweight Braindead Actor
- US Military: We Can Hit Iran
- Drug May Halt Parkinson's Disease
- Not Safe For Work
- Lawyers Kibboshed 2004 CIA Plan To Sabotage IEDs So That They Exploded In Bomber's Hands
- The 100 Hottest Chicks, As Voted On... By Lesbians
- Now Angry Sopranos Fans Knock Out Entire Dextrosphere
- Sopranos Fans So Angry About Show's Ending They Crash HBO's Website
- Sarko's Party Projected To Win Up to 500 Seats; Leftist, Socialist, and All Other Parties Could Win As Few As 70 or So
- Flashback: Al Gore Blasts The Elder Bush Claims About Iraq's Terrorism, Brutality, And Nuclear Ambitions
- Tweaking the FCC
- Eco-Cyclists
- The Cover Of Time Magazine
- French Parliamentary Elections Poised For Rightist Landslide
- Ocean's 13 Quotes From Paul Anka "I Slice Like A Hammer" Rant
- New Record For Quantum Teleportation: About 100 Miles
- NYT: IQTT
- High-Quality Woman Snatched Off Market; Libertarians, Sci-Fi Geeks Hardest Hit
- Now John Kerry's Former Official Campaign Blogger Endorses 9/11 "Truther" Theories
- John Edwards' Former Campaign Blogger: "Break something. Set something on fire. Tonight you can find a way to resist."
- The Worst Yo Mama Jokes I've Ever Heard
- JFK Investigation Focuses On Single Plotter
- Good Commercial
- Olympics To Merge With X-Games
- How Libby Got 30 Months
- Harry Reid, Jedi Knight
- More Paris Hilton!
- Uh, Michael Moore, Uh, Wants To Hear, Uh, Like, Uh, About Your, Uh, Problems Getting, Uh, Health Care
- "The Man In The Arena"
- Kyl, Other Assholes Selling Insurance To Each Other To Try Again For Amnesty
- Rightroots Revolt?
- Whoops: Sherriff Who Freed Paris Took $1000 Contribution From Her Grandpa Last Year
- Sarkozy Expresses Puzzlement Over Bush's Mishandling Of The Immigrant Issue
- Dealing With Our Representatives (Ahem)
- A Lefty Suggests A Security-First Plan (For The Right Reasons -- Out of Love)
- Screaming, Crying Paris Returned To Jail
- NYT Photo Phunny: Picture Suggests Majority of Americans Favored Amnesty, And Also, A Majority Of Messiahs Returned To Earth
- More MSM Spin: A Bill With Widespread Bipartisan Public Support Was Somehow Defeated By A Noisy Minority of Partisan Malcontents!
- The MSM Spins: Democrats Voted Against Amnesty Because They Love Lower-Skilled American Workers; Republicans Voted Against Amnesty Because We All Hate Spics!
- If Uncontrolled Illegal Immigration Is A National Security Threat, Can We Now Do Something About It, Please?
- Bush: Gimme My Amnesty Back!
- How They Killed The Monster
- Haiku The Bill
- 41+ NAYS; CLOTURE FAILS
Shockingly, Reid's Announcement of "Timetable For Withdrawal" Contributes Again To Defeat and Debacle
Recriminations Fly! It's Over!
- Update: Cloture Vote In Progress
Update: Rounding Up All The Senators For Cloture Vote
Re-Link: Senate Debate, Live Feed
- University of Miami (Ohio), Searching For "Diversity of Ideas" In Hiring, Finds One Professor A Bit *Too* Diverse
- Mercenary's Diary
- Hillary!, The Smartest Woman In America (TM), Flunked DC Bar Exam, Among Nation's Easiest
- The Red-Green Coalition: Lefty Time Out London Writer Pines For London's Islamic Future
- Reid Again Says Cloture Tonight Or Bill Is Withdrawn; Yet Bill's Republican Negoiator (Ahem) Jon Kyl Says "We Need More Time;" Plus-- Blame Game For Bill's Defeat Begins!
- Boston Globe Hype: MIT "Discovers" Nikola Tesla's 1889 Wireless-Electricity Gimmick
- Left Very, Very Upset Fred Thompson Finds His Wife Sexually Attractive
- Vladimir Putin: We're Going To Tell The Bigots To Shut Up, And Also, Murder Them
- Oliver Willis, Like Kryptonite To Intellectual Integrity
- Shocker: Paris Already Out of Jail, Citing Legal Precedent That Jail "Isn't Hot"
- Senators Graham, McCain Check With Ted Kennedy Before Voting On Amendment!
- NYT: If Harry Reid Doesn't Get His Precious Cloture By 5pm Tonight, He'll Shelve The Bill
Plus: Round-Up of News and Opinon, And -- Support Your Local Pro-Sovereignty Senator!
- Cloture Vote Fails Spectacularly, 33-63
- Amnesty Follies: Spot The Lie
- Killer Amendment, Full Story: Guest-Worker Sunset Amendment Puts Delicate Left-Right Compromise In Danger
- UPDATE: Possibly Bullshit and Old News; See Last Update
Update: Killer Amendment?
DRUDGE TEASER: "IMMIGRATION BILL ON THE BRINK OF COLLAPSE IN SENATE... DEVELOPING... "
- John Gibson Unloads On Ron Paul's Truther Supporters
- Freaky
- Hispanics and the GOP: Liberal Values Don't Stop At The Rio Grande
- Emily List Rally Leaves Hillary! Awash In Cash, Flannel
- New Computer Models Demonstrate That T-Rex Was Slow-Moving
- Mitt Romney: Gay Couples Raising Kids Is "The American Way"
- O'Reilly Slams Will Ferrell And Adam McKay For Video Featuring 2-Year-Old
- Hagel Gets A Primary Challenger
- Post-Debate Thoughts
- Man Sues "Boost" Energy Drink For Giving Him 2-Year-Long Erection
- June 6, 1944
- Debate Open Thread
- I Don't Know What This Is, But It's Graphically Violent
- "Out of the Shadows" Fire Sale: Photo-Op Picture With Bush Drops From $10,000 To $5,000
- Iranian Solution To Infidelity & Extramarital Sex: One-Hour Temporary (Polygamous) Imam-Approved One-Hump Marriages
- Local Control? I Scoff at Your Local Control
- Kate O'Beirne: Amnesty Bill Will Easily Pass Senate
- Obama: Vote For Me, Or Compton Burns Again
- Workin' The Pol's Wife
- Even Worse: Amnesty Bill Allows Illegal Aliens To Work By Specifically *Forbidding* Employers From Checking Status Before Hiring
- Does My Fat Ass Make My Ass Look Fat?
- Sandy Berger's Unpunished National Security Crimes
- Sen. Craig Thomas Dies of Leukemia
- Scooter Got 30
- Hippie-crits
- CBO: Amnesty Bill Would Only Reduce *Illegal* Immigrants By 25%; "We anticipate that many of those would remain in the United States illegally after their visas expire"
- Amnesty Bill Set To Become Even Worse; But Will This Make Its Prospects For Passage Worse?
- Cindy Sheehan: 9/11 Sure Looked Like A Controlled Demoltion To Me
- AP EXCLUSIVE: WILLIAM JEFFERSON SUDDENLY SWITCHES AFFILLIATION TO "INDEPENDENT"
- Paris Hilton Poses For Mugshot
- The Truth About Ron Paul's Supporters
- Grand Jury Expected To Announce Indictment of William Jefferson Shortly
UPDATE: Indicted; Faces Up To 235 Years
- Internet Killed The Porno Star
- The JFK Bomber Who Got Away: Adnan Shukrijumah
- What If Israel Began Kidnapping BBC Reporters?
- CIA: Plame Was Covert
JYM: If She Was Covert, How Come No One Can Prove That?
- WaPo: Jeneane Garofalo's Voice Used By US "Torturers" To Break Terrorists
- Sexsomnia, or Sex While Asleep
- Dave's Done
- Albania Not Even Pretending To Be A Modern Nation Anymore
- This Belonged To Your Great-Great-Grandmother
- California To Allow Gay Conjugal Visits
- Chris Dodd's Official Campaign Blogger Wrote That Conservative Women Are "Dumb Ass Bitches"
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Headlines: 7/22/2017
San Diego Comic Con Gets Gag Order On Salt Lake Comic Con. I'm not sure which is more incredible: that #SDCC would file this gag order request, or that a judge would actually grant it. The stupid truly burns with this one. Let the news spread far and wide! Personally, I think #SDCC are in fact being sore losers and real butt-heads about this whole thing. [Fritzworth]
Just say no to civil asset forfeitures. Sign the White House Petition here.
[geoff]
Headlines: 7/20/17
The Fundamental Hollowness of the Conservative "Intellectual Elite"
When your only tool is a white paper, every problem looks a lot like a, well, a white paper you disagree with
When your only tool is a white paper, every problem looks a lot like a, well, a white paper you disagree with
Judge Tells Grandfather and Marine Vet He Can't Take Custody of His Grandson -- Unless He Agrees to Give Up the Gun He's Licensed to Own and Carry. Otherwise, the Kid will Go to Foster Care.
They don't ask for much -- only your unquestioning obedience to their every whim. And also: Your children.
They don't ask for much -- only your unquestioning obedience to their every whim. And also: Your children.
Sally Kohn Says We Should Read Linda Sarsour's "Actual Words." Okay, Here's What Someone Found When They Did.
Strange that the progressive leftist media has such paroxysms when they find atoms of anti-semitism on the right, yet have nothing much to say when a major progressive leader claims that anti-semitism isn't so bad -- at least not compared to the real sorts of racism (that is, against people like herself and her political allies)
Strange that the progressive leftist media has such paroxysms when they find atoms of anti-semitism on the right, yet have nothing much to say when a major progressive leader claims that anti-semitism isn't so bad -- at least not compared to the real sorts of racism (that is, against people like herself and her political allies)
Democrats' 2018 Campaign Slogan: "A Better Deal: Better Jobs, Better Wages, Better Pronouns"
Or something. Some have pointed out this is a rip-off of the Papa John's slogan (Better Cheese, Better Pizza, Better Tweets).
Coming soon: Democrats re-brand Republicans "the Noidz" for their "Avoid the Noidz" campaign
Or something. Some have pointed out this is a rip-off of the Papa John's slogan (Better Cheese, Better Pizza, Better Tweets).
Coming soon: Democrats re-brand Republicans "the Noidz" for their "Avoid the Noidz" campaign
The GOP Must Stop Squandering Its Majority, or the Public Will Take It Away
I frequently suspect the GOP affirmatively wants to be in the minority, where it can squawk about principles it doesn't believe while not actually affecting policy matters (which could cause them to lose their phony-baloney jobs).
I frequently suspect the GOP affirmatively wants to be in the minority, where it can squawk about principles it doesn't believe while not actually affecting policy matters (which could cause them to lose their phony-baloney jobs).
And just in case you weren't sure that Chipotle has some real problems: Rats fall from ceiling at a Dallas Chipotle, diner claims [CBD]
Eesh: Chipolte Shuts Down Another Restaurant, This Time in Virginia, Due to Reports of Foodborne Illness
Norovirus, they say. One customer has been confirmed as having it, and several others fell ill, so they will probably turn out to be positive for it too. Norovirus is a stomach flu usually gotten from contaminated food which causes dizziness, nausea, dehydration and other ill-effects. It usually lasts 1-3 days and can be more serious.
Pessimists will say "man, I'll think twice about eating there." Optimists will say, "Hey, if I get me some norovirus at Chipotle, I'll get me some EAZZZY GAINZZZ, son!"
Norovirus, they say. One customer has been confirmed as having it, and several others fell ill, so they will probably turn out to be positive for it too. Norovirus is a stomach flu usually gotten from contaminated food which causes dizziness, nausea, dehydration and other ill-effects. It usually lasts 1-3 days and can be more serious.
Pessimists will say "man, I'll think twice about eating there." Optimists will say, "Hey, if I get me some norovirus at Chipotle, I'll get me some EAZZZY GAINZZZ, son!"
Where were you on this day in 1969? Hint, the moon is not made of cheese. [Mis. Hum.]
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