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Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups
Arab Cartoons Of The Palestininan Civil War
Halfwit Brownback's Yea-No-Now-Nay Explanation Evolves Anew
National Dwarf Games Open With Dwarven Biathalon (Ski Cross-Country, Then Bash An Orc's Head In With A Warhammer)
Is This Something? Update: Alternate Link Added
Well, If I Knew I'd Get That Everytime I Homered...
The Ace of Spades HQ Poet Laureate: Gaius Valerius Catullus
Are You Smarter Than An Eighth Grader In Science?
ETA/Basque Separatist Suspected Bomb Detonated Safely At Spanish Airport
Islamic Rage Boy Photoshops
Giggle, Snicker, Chortle, Titter
DecapiGate: MNF States "Extremists Using False Media Reporting" (Thanks, AP!) "To Incite Sectarian Violence"
"Yuppie Terrorists" Attack Glasgow Airport With (Failed) Car Bomb
Dramatic Chipmunk Remixes
Larry Johnson: Yesterday and Today
CNN/AP EXCLUSIVE: "S"
Kurt Loder Reviews SiCKO
For The Ron Paul Spambots
With Talk Radio Maligning The Comprehensive Piece of Shit, Who Was There To Speak On Its Behalf?
More Fun With Ron Paul
Wandering Among Democrats, Part Deux [DemPBS]
Courage: Democrats Move To Shut Down Gitmo, After Bush Decides To Shut It Down Himself
DecapiGate: AP's Claim of 20 Beheaded Corpses, Based On Hearsay From Far-Away Police Sources, Will Be Officially Noted As "Unsubstantiated" BY MNF Tomorrow
Another Car Bomb Found In London
Libertarian, Small-Government Fiscal Hawk Ron Paul ♥ Home-District Pork
Republican Veterans Announce Formation of GOP-Friendly Nonprofits, Designed As Conservative Counterbalance To MoveOn & Co.
Benoit Wikipedia Page Poster ID'd, And It Wasn't Benoit
Wall Street Journal Reporters Refuse To Show Up For Work To Protest Murdoch Takeover
Thousands Of Chic Hipsters Line Up To Buy Hotness-Conferring iPhone
Our Enlightened British Cousins: Kill The Redheads!
"Talk Radio Is Running America"
What's Your Blog's Film Rating?
Son of Sen. Bill Nelson (D-FL) Found Guilty Of Battery On A Cop, *May Get No Jail Time*
Crazy Blog Shooting Courses
Wandering Among Democrats [DemPBS]
Heh: McCain's Absence Sunk Immigration Bill
With Immigration Bill Dead, It's Time To Turn To... Immigration
That Senate Contact List Again...
Baghdad On The Thames: Huge Car Bomb Defused In Picadilly
Debate II [DemPBS]
Live from Dem Debate [DemPBS]
72 Year Old Marine And Golden Gloves Boxer Beats Hell Out of Pickpocket
Benoit's Wikipedia Page Noted Double Murder And Suicide... 13 Hours Before Police Discovered The Bodies
Pence Bill Banning Re-imposition of "Fairness" Doctrine Passes Overwhelmingly In House
Pro-Amensty WSJ, Still Smarting Over Defeat, Demands To Know: WHERE DOES HOT AIR GET ITS FUNDING FOR ITS CUTTING-EDGE, LAVISHLY-PRODUCED POLITICAL ATTACK ADS?
Okay, A Bit More on Immigration: Brownback Explains His Vote
Heart-Ache?: Die Hard Outside Die Hard Tradition? Update: A Commenter Says It Exceeds DHWAV; Manages 77% Fresh Rating on Rotten Tomatoes
Open Thread, For Anything Except Open Borders
The Attempted Crucifixion of Frank Luntz [DemPBS]
The Order of Battle
Triumph
CLOTURE DIES HARD WEBB, BINGAMAN, STABENAU, MURKOWSKI, STEVENS, PRYOR, BINGAMAN, BROWNBACK, ROCKEFELLER. BURR, COCHRAN, McCONNELL VOTE NO FAILS 46-53, WITH MAJORITY AGAIN VOTING AGAINST CLOTURE
Cloture Vote Thread UPDATE: ENSIGN A NO; THAT'S THE FIFTH FLIP
U.S. Social Forum
A Question About The "Fairness" Doctrine
CQ Today: Bill In Trouble
News...
The Last Push
Source: Cloture Supporters Claim 60 Votes; Cloture Opponents Claim 40
Republican Party Seriously Said To Be Considering A "No" Vote On Destroying Itself
Prince Charles Is Carbon Neutral!!!
Earmarks In The Immigration Bill; Sen. Bennett Gets Bought Off With Home-District US Attorneys Office Which Will, Giggle, Chiefly Enforce Border Laws
That Incredibly Expensive Wall That Won't Be Effective In The Least
Science: Democrats Lose Elections Because They're Just Too Damn Rational
Enforcement First Second After We've Made Sure We've Amnestied Everyone, Assuming There's Any Money Left
Fake But Accurate: Parody Story Says Michael Moore Questions The Timing of iPhone Release, Claiming Steve Jobs Is Attempting To Distract From "Sicko"
Die Hard Song/Video
Strippers Give Lapdances On Poconos Golf Course (With Video)
iPhone Reviews
More Than A Dozen Gas Stations In Iran Torched In Protest of Gas Rationing
Shocker: Mexican Forger Says He Could Easily Fake Documents Necessary To Satisfy "Amensty" Requirements
Hutchinson, Webb Amendments Fail
I Guess We Should be Outraged, Or Something
Cause For Hope? Hearings In The House?
Rapist Of 10-Year-Old Girl Gets Only Four Month Sentence, Because Judge Finds Her "Sexually Precocious" And "Looks 16"
Hispanic Women Arrested For Having Lesbian Sex In Front of Children
I'll Flip Ya For Real
A Call To Ensign's Office
Coulter Gets A Sorta Bad Rap From Silky Pony
What Would You Ask Kucinich & Co? [DemPBS]
Call The NRSC, Tell Them You Will Never Donate To Them Again
An Alternate Protest Idea
Shut Up, Listen, Learn: The Party Of Ronald Reagan Buddy Ackerman
The Tea Bag Revolution
Phones Ringing Off The Hook In Senate Offices
Kabuki? Hope Springs Eternal At Kaus
Prima Facie Evidence of Corruption
A Vote For Cloture Is A Vote For Amnesty First Vote Passes 64-35
Viva La Amnestia?
It Had To Be A Marine
McCain Dismisses Polls, Admires Purple Unicorns Updated: Anyone Who Doubts The Maverick™ Must be "Smoking Something"
Iranian Forces Sited Crossing Iraq Border; "We are in a full on war with Iran -- but nobody has officially declared it."
Tom Sizemore Gets 16 Months For Violating Drug Probations; Requests Special Celebrity Treatment, But Judge Laughs At Him, Saying "You're Tom Sizemore, not Tom Poston, for crying out loud"
Clarification: Bond May Or May Not Be Voting For The Real Cloture
Jim DeMint: Do Not Be Fooled; Those Who Vote For Cloture Are Voting For Amnesty
Linwood Wilson -- The "Investigator" Who So Helpfully Rewrote Crystal Mangum's Perjuries Into Slightly Less Disprovable Perjuries -- Has Been Fired
Fuck 'Em: Bond and Cochran (And Bingaman And Nelson) Now Announce They'll Vote Yes On Cloture
A Muslim Explains Why Other Faiths Are Not Free To Pray In Muslim Countries
Boxer Email: Yes To Cloture?
Spice Girls To Reunite, Annoy World Anew With Incessant Babbling About "Girl Power," This Time From Forty Year Old Women Who Should Know Better
Danes Burn Mohammad Effigy (With Fobidden Image And All, And With Video)
Burr's Lines Are Jammed, But Gregg's Taking Calls
Use Special Pro-Amnesty Hotline To Give Burr, Gregg, And The Rest Of The Gang A Little Bit of Love
Burr To Vote Yes On Cloture
California Dreamin': Rumor Has It Boxer Will Vote No, Partly To Appease Labor, Partly To Deny Bush His Victory
"A Vote For Cloture Is A Vote For Amnesty"
TIMES HIT-PIECE ON RUPERT MURDOCH DIGS UP SHOCKING REVELATIONS: HE'S CONSERVATIVE, HE'S WEALTHY, AND HE OWNS A LOT OF PAPERS
"The Amnesty Monster"
The Illustrated Man
Pants-Suit Judge Loses, But Dry Cleaner Are Awarded Court Costs (But Not Attorneys' Fees Yet)
Burr's Office Lies To Constituent: "It [Cloture] Isn't Even A Real Vote Yet"
Webb: No On Cloture?
The Best 5 Seconds On The Internet
Another Job Americans Won't Do: Serve As Chief Operating Officer For The California GOP
Working Hard At Actual Work
That Top Ad...
HuffPoster: "At Least Hitler Meant Well , Unlike Bush"
The New York Times' New Stooge
The "Terrible Silence" Of The Western Media On Salman Rusdie
Kausfiles Idea: Preview The Negative Ads That Will Run For Amnesty-Without-Security Proponents
Ministry of Silly Videos
Roger Ebert: Critics of Media's War Coverage Are "Ideological Cousins" of Terrorists
Motley Crue Sues Management For Making Them Look Foolish
The Tally: We Still Need Eight Of Twelve Wobblers To Block This Piece of Shit
Zimbabwe's Mugabe Unveils Extraordinary Plan To Increase Citizens' Wealth By 1.5 Million Percent
New York Times Covers Impromptu Debate On Illegal Immigration
You Got The Lightning Gun: Military Invests In Laser That Can Ionize Air, Creating Conductive Pathway For Cracklin' Electro-Blasts
One Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words of Editorializing
Six Flags "Superman: Tower of Power" Ride Malfunctions, Severs 16-Year-Old Girl's Feet
Duke 3 Want Nifong In Jail
Gordon Smith: No On Cloture Plus Crumbling Homestate Support For Lindsay Grahamnesty
CIA Releases "Family Jewels"
Alexander: No; McConnell Now A Wobbler
Immigration Bill Could Help Nazis
McCaskill, D-Mo., Will Vote Against Cloture
After Sixty-Three-Thousand Years In Development, They Finally Filmed "I Am Legend"
MSM: Major Iraq Offensive Against Al Qaeda Succeeds In Producing 14 Dead US Soldiers, Uncovers 25 Caches of Vietnam Analogies
Government Study Into Polyphenols Results In Discovery of Jack Shit
Heh: Iranian Ex-Pres "Moderate" (Ahem) Indicted In Sex-Crime Scandal
Bush Nearing Decision To Close Gitmo
Whine: No F-Word In Live Free Or Die Hard; Plus: Die Hard Quiz
The Waverers
BREAKING: TRENT LOTT IS NOT A PARTICULARLY BRIGHT, CHARISMATIC, EFFECTIVE OR CONSERVATIVE SENATOR
"The Only Way This Guitar Could Be More Awesome Is If It Gave Handjobs Using Ice-Cream Cake For Lubricant!!!"
Peaceful Phelps Funeral Protestors Assaulted By Thuggish Mourners
Mee.nu Is Up and Running
Another No On Cloture: Pat Roberts
Captain Ed Source: Kay Bailey Hutchinson Will Vote No-- On Cloture
Biased: Reporters' Political Donations Again Confirms Long-Known (But Oft-Denied) 9:1 D:R Split In Media
ZOGBY: CONGRESS EARNS THREE PECENT APPROVAL ON IMMIGRATION; BUSH TROUNCES THEM WITH NINE PERCENT
Pandagon: The Straw That Stirs The Blogosphere, With Stupidity
r2000 Banned
McCain Flat-Out Lies On Amnestied Illegals Being Required To Pay "Back Taxes"
Surpise: CNN's Cooper Calls Out Pelsoi, Democrats On Broken Earmarks-Reforms Promises
BBC Seeks Tips On Coalition Troop Movements; Issues Fulsome Apology
Thanks, Nancy! (And Lindsay, And St. John, And Teddy): Congressional Approval At All-Time Low At 14%
Good Piece On The Romanticization of The Journalistic Ankle-Biter
Man Grabs Shotgun In Response To Scream Of Gunshot Woman; Fired By His Employers
Vendors vs. Veterans
Charleston Mourns Fighters Lost In Blaze/Collapse
Update on Isakson: For A Man Leaning Against Cloture, His Blast-Fax Sure Seems To Be Laying The Groundwork For A "Yes" Vote
Reid: im in ur senate, collectin 61 votez for cloture
Tancredo: "Are Being Smart And Being Competent... Are Those The Qualifications We Republicans Want?"
Democracy, Hamas-Style!
SuperMegaCthulhu Tuesday: Now Mighty Illinois Moves Primary To February 5th
Chambliss, Isakson To Vote Against Comprehensive Piece of Shit
Guantanamo Poetry Slam!
Open Thread
Chrissy Has A Hissy
72 Virgins Humpday
POLICE STATE ALERT: Ron Paul Exclcuded From Upcoming Iowa Debate
Sorta Fun Time-Waster For Beatles Fans
Lindsay Graham May Face Serious Challenge From State Treasurer Thomas Ravenel, The Moment The Latter Is Cleared Of His Federal Cocaine-Distribution Charges
Tragedy In SC As Fire Collapses Roof, Killing Nine Firefighters
Where's The Fence?
Elizabeth Hasselbeck Reveals Fresh, Undeniable Cleavage...
Michael Moore Joins 9/11 Truth Movement
Sen. Cornyn's Office Says He's Not Negotiating His Vote On Comprehensive Piece-of-Shit Cloture
Liberal Accuses Liberals Of Being Ninnies, Sell-Outs, Hysterics, And Poseurs
Michael Moore Assists In Entrapping Internet Downloaders
Thompson Passes Rudy In Rasmussen Poll
Colombian Town Celebrates Sex With Donkeys
Duke 3 Settle With Duke U. For Unspecified Amount
It's Here
Teen Caught Having Sex With Horse On Security Camera
Inmate Uses Holy Bible To Pound Pen Through Eye In Suicide Attempt
Ron Paul Introduces Unprecedented Anti-Terrorism Bill
Gold Farming = Crazy World Of Warcraft Money
Graduation Day: AQ Suicide Teams Complete Murder Academy, Depart For New Jobs In US, Europe
"We Asked The Locals, 'Is Anyone Fishing Out There?,' They Said No... So We're Taking Out All Those Boats As Well"
Surprising: Giuliani Favored Over Thompson Head-to-Head Among Republicans And Leaners, 53%-41%
Episcopal Church: Divinity of Christ No Longer Central To Christianity
Ridley Scott Will Use All His Talent And Craft To Make... Movie Based on the Board Game Monopoly
Rejoinder To "Sicko's" Boosterism of Candadian Health Care System
"Death Knell" For HD-DVD Format? Blockbuster Puts Blu-Ray Into 1700 Stores
Demagoguery as Sales Technique
Kudos To British Police
Watch Sicko For Free, With Michael Moore's Blessing
You Anti-Gay, Homophobic Faggot: The Left's Continuing Nuance As Regards Homophobic Slurs
BBC Report: The BBC Is Biased Towards The Left, Against America, In Favor of Fashionable Liberal Causes
Chris Matthews: "This country was built on biased reporting"
Allah Pundit Trolls For Linsay Graham Challenger
TV Ratings Show Hispanics Aren't Quite As Assimiliative As Frequently Asserted
Woman Suing NYC For Busting Her For Going Topless
US GIs In Major Anti-AQ Offensive
Awww: Cute Father's Day Video
Disappointment For French Right As Left Picks Up Parliament Seats
Lott as Poster Boy
"The Blathersphere:" The Early-Warning System For Political Disaster Our Elected Overlords Keep Ignoring
Nifong Decision: On FoxNews Now (And Everywhere Else) UNANIMOUS AGREEMENT: NOTHING SHORT OF DISBARMENT WOULD SATISFY REQUIREMENTS OF ETHICS AND JUSTICE
BREAKING: NIFONG "ACCEPTS DISBARMENT" BAR PANEL FINDS NIFONG "BROKE NUMEROUS RULES OF PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT"
Reid To Use "Unprecedented" Procedural Sham To Snake Amnesty Past Cloture
Dirty Filthy Scummy Scandis
Reuters Responds To Scene-Dressing Fauxtography
Heh Heh
Heh
Glenn Greenwald Calls Instapundit A Faggot
Rosie Laid Down The Law: No Discussion Of Heterosexual Sexual Issues Permitted On The View While She Was There
Chertoff Includes "The Right Wing Blathersphere" With Talk Radio As Part of The "Problem That Needs To Be Dealt With"
Surprise: CNN Links Ace of Spades HQ, For Bush-Bashing
Cracked's 13 Most Ridiculous Shows Ever Broadcast On TV
People-Powered Propaganda: Lefty Bloggers Either Negligent Or Dishonest In Denying Reid's Remarks About Pace As "Incompetent"
Republican Congressmen Triumph (?) Over Earmarks?
Leftist, Anti-American Salon Writer Pegs Soprano's Popularity On... Hatred of Bush And Disquiet Over "War On Terror"
WSJ/NBC Run Poll That More Accurately Characterizes Piece of Shit Amnesty Omnibus; Shockingly, Great Majority Of Public Opposes Specific Provisions Of Bill When More Accurately Described
Once More, With Feeling
BREAKING: MIKE NIFONG WILL RESIGN POSITION AS DISTRICT ATTORNEY
Great Moments In Disingenous Cloture Votes
True Shocker: Democrat-Controlled House Votes *In Favor* of Extremist, Racist Tancredo Proposal To Deny Federal Funding To "Sanctuary Cities"
Write To Your Senators About Cloture -- It May Actually Be Working!
Piece of Shit Amnesty Bill Joined By Three Competing Piles of Shit
Chris Matthews Ponders Fred Thompson's Sexiness, Man-Musk
Palestinian "Peace" Round-Up
Shock: Reuters Muslim Stringer Busted For Fauxtography
Abominations Set to Music
Friday Video Party
You Too Can mee.nu!
Lott: You're Stupid
Plucky Whale Survives "Bomb-Lance" Attack In 1880 To Live For 130 Years; And Then, Last Month, We *Finally* Killed It
Creepy Animatronic Robot Endorses Hillary! For President
Is There A Third Party...
Sources: Amnesty Has Enough Votes For Cloture
Scandal: Entry-Level-Talent Revealed To Have Hired Prettier People To "Perform" Song In Video!
Quote of the Yesterday
New Grand Bargain Worked Out -- The Even Grander Bargain! ; Amnesty Back On Senate Floor Next Week
Quote Of The Day
Courage: Ron Paul Is Only Dissenting Vote In Gun-Control Law
CORRECTED: Supreme Court Okays Requirement of Member Permission When Using Dues For Political Speech/Contributions
Surprise: Unbiased Judge Denies Bail For Libby
Boston Globe: Israel To Blame For Gaza Civil War, Due To Both Occupation And "Unilateral" End To Occupation
Amnesty: An Attempt To Block Local Efforts At Immigration Enforcement?
Girl With Big Cans Sings Crush-Song For Obama
John McCain, Then and Now
Another Parody
"Patriot" Games: Murtha Takes Earmarking To Whole New Level As He Tries To Put Vital No-Fly Terrorist Watch List In Hands of Incompetent Home-District Office
It's Over: McCain Launches Last-Ditch Attack On Front-Runner Second-Placer Fourth-Place Mitt Romney
Russian "Ninja" Arrested In Italy
Jon Stewart Super Fanboy Annoyed By BDS TDS Audience Members
Fun Videos From An Internet-Based Singer-Songwriter
The Villain Time
$54 Million Drycleaner-Lawsuit Judge *Cries In Courtroom Over Lost Pants*
Maureen Dowd, Pwn3d
Outrage In Boulder: Students Encouraged By School Speaker To Have Sex, Do Drugs "Appropriately"
Bud Light Internet Commercial -- "Swear Jar"
Giuliani On His "12 Commitments"
At CNN, Republicans Are Questioned About The Weirdness Of Their Religions, But Top Democratic Candidates Are Afforded Hours To Explain How Their Religion Makes Them More Similar To The Average Voter
"We're Fighting Them Over There So We Don't Have To Fight Them Over Here"
Fred! on Leno
When Amnesty Conflicts With Security, Bush Chooses Amnesty
If CAIR's Membership Has Declined 90%, Who, Precisely, Is Footing Their Bills?
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Vote Republican Again: They're Bringing Back Amnesty, And This Time, They WILL Pass It
Haiku Contest Winners
Re-Post: Al Gore Knocks First Bush Administration For *Understating and Ignoring* Saddam's Terrorist Links And Quest For The Nuke
I Don't Know What This Is Advertising, But I'm Pretty Sure I Don't Want It
Linda Chavez, Racist
Deb Frisch Photo Phunnies
Congress Ready To Push 36,000 Unexamined Pork Earmarks Onto Unwilling, Unconsulted Public
David Chase Talks Sopranos
George Michael's Embarrassing Video
Federal Deficit Plunges By *One Third*
Thailand Fires Two Police Dogs For Sexual Harrassment, Public Urination
China: Overpopulation Problem Connected With Having Too Many Wangs
Almost All "New" Enforcement Promises In Amnesty Bill Are *Already* Law, And Yet Entirely Unenforced; Why Should We Believe The Promise To Enforce In The Future What They Won't Enforce Now?
Nifong On Mangum's Bizarre Claims, Before Bringing Charges: "You Know We're Fucked"
Dennis Prager On The JFK and 9/11 Conspiracy Theories
Interesting Map: US States Renamed For Countries With Similar GDPs
Fred Surges To Second Or Tie For First
Thanks For The Tips
FBI Advises Colleges To Keep Their Eyes Open
Fourth Circuit Rules Bush Has No Authority To Imprison Committed Terrorists As "Unlawful Enemy Combatants"
The Amnesty That Wouldn't Die
And Yea, God Spake Unto Satan, Saying "I Wilt Totally PWN You"
George Will Accuses Fred! Of Being A Lightweight Braindead Actor
US Military: We Can Hit Iran
Drug May Halt Parkinson's Disease
Not Safe For Work
Lawyers Kibboshed 2004 CIA Plan To Sabotage IEDs So That They Exploded In Bomber's Hands
The 100 Hottest Chicks, As Voted On... By Lesbians
Now Angry Sopranos Fans Knock Out Entire Dextrosphere
Sopranos Fans So Angry About Show's Ending They Crash HBO's Website
Sarko's Party Projected To Win Up to 500 Seats; Leftist, Socialist, and All Other Parties Could Win As Few As 70 or So
Flashback: Al Gore Blasts The Elder Bush Claims About Iraq's Terrorism, Brutality, And Nuclear Ambitions
Tweaking the FCC
Eco-Cyclists
The Cover Of Time Magazine
French Parliamentary Elections Poised For Rightist Landslide
Ocean's 13 Quotes From Paul Anka "I Slice Like A Hammer" Rant
New Record For Quantum Teleportation: About 100 Miles
NYT: IQTT
High-Quality Woman Snatched Off Market; Libertarians, Sci-Fi Geeks Hardest Hit
Now John Kerry's Former Official Campaign Blogger Endorses 9/11 "Truther" Theories
John Edwards' Former Campaign Blogger: "Break something. Set something on fire. Tonight you can find a way to resist."
The Worst Yo Mama Jokes I've Ever Heard
JFK Investigation Focuses On Single Plotter
Good Commercial
Olympics To Merge With X-Games
How Libby Got 30 Months
Harry Reid, Jedi Knight
More Paris Hilton!
Uh, Michael Moore, Uh, Wants To Hear, Uh, Like, Uh, About Your, Uh, Problems Getting, Uh, Health Care
"The Man In The Arena"
Kyl, Other Assholes Selling Insurance To Each Other To Try Again For Amnesty
Rightroots Revolt?
Whoops: Sherriff Who Freed Paris Took $1000 Contribution From Her Grandpa Last Year
Sarkozy Expresses Puzzlement Over Bush's Mishandling Of The Immigrant Issue
Dealing With Our Representatives (Ahem)
A Lefty Suggests A Security-First Plan (For The Right Reasons -- Out of Love )
Screaming, Crying Paris Returned To Jail
NYT Photo Phunny: Picture Suggests Majority of Americans Favored Amnesty, And Also, A Majority Of Messiahs Returned To Earth
More MSM Spin: A Bill With Widespread Bipartisan Public Support Was Somehow Defeated By A Noisy Minority of Partisan Malcontents!
The MSM Spins: Democrats Voted Against Amnesty Because They Love Lower-Skilled American Workers; Republicans Voted Against Amnesty Because We All Hate Spics !
If Uncontrolled Illegal Immigration Is A National Security Threat, Can We Now Do Something About It, Please?
Bush: Gimme My Amnesty Back!
How They Killed The Monster
Haiku The Bill
41+ NAYS; CLOTURE FAILS Shockingly, Reid's Announcement of "Timetable For Withdrawal" Contributes Again To Defeat and Debacle Recriminations Fly! It's Over!
Update: Cloture Vote In Progress Update: Rounding Up All The Senators For Cloture Vote Re-Link: Senate Debate, Live Feed
University of Miami (Ohio), Searching For "Diversity of Ideas" In Hiring, Finds One Professor A Bit *Too* Diverse
Mercenary's Diary
Hillary!, The Smartest Woman In America (TM), Flunked DC Bar Exam, Among Nation's Easiest
The Red-Green Coalition: Lefty Time Out London Writer Pines For London's Islamic Future
Reid Again Says Cloture Tonight Or Bill Is Withdrawn; Yet Bill's Republican Negoiator (Ahem) Jon Kyl Says "We Need More Time;" Plus-- Blame Game For Bill's Defeat Begins!
Boston Globe Hype: MIT "Discovers" Nikola Tesla's 1889 Wireless-Electricity Gimmick
Left Very, Very Upset Fred Thompson Finds His Wife Sexually Attractive
Vladimir Putin: We're Going To Tell The Bigots To Shut Up, And Also, Murder Them
Oliver Willis, Like Kryptonite To Intellectual Integrity
Shocker: Paris Already Out of Jail, Citing Legal Precedent That Jail "Isn't Hot"
Senators Graham, McCain Check With Ted Kennedy Before Voting On Amendment!
NYT: If Harry Reid Doesn't Get His Precious Cloture By 5pm Tonight, He'll Shelve The Bill Plus: Round-Up of News and Opinon, And -- Support Your Local Pro-Sovereignty Senator!
Cloture Vote Fails Spectacularly, 33-63
Amnesty Follies: Spot The Lie
Killer Amendment, Full Story: Guest-Worker Sunset Amendment Puts Delicate Left-Right Compromise In Danger
UPDATE: Possibly Bullshit and Old News; See Last Update Update: Killer Amendment? DRUDGE TEASER: "IMMIGRATION BILL ON THE BRINK OF COLLAPSE IN SENATE... DEVELOPING... "
John Gibson Unloads On Ron Paul's Truther Supporters
Freaky
Hispanics and the GOP: Liberal Values Don't Stop At The Rio Grande
Emily List Rally Leaves Hillary! Awash In Cash, Flannel
New Computer Models Demonstrate That T-Rex Was Slow-Moving
Mitt Romney: Gay Couples Raising Kids Is "The American Way"
O'Reilly Slams Will Ferrell And Adam McKay For Video Featuring 2-Year-Old
Hagel Gets A Primary Challenger
Post-Debate Thoughts
Man Sues "Boost" Energy Drink For Giving Him 2-Year-Long Erection
June 6, 1944
Debate Open Thread
I Don't Know What This Is, But It's Graphically Violent
"Out of the Shadows" Fire Sale: Photo-Op Picture With Bush Drops From $10,000 To $5,000
Iranian Solution To Infidelity & Extramarital Sex: One-Hour Temporary (Polygamous) Imam-Approved One-Hump Marriages
Local Control? I Scoff at Your Local Control
Kate O'Beirne: Amnesty Bill Will Easily Pass Senate
Obama: Vote For Me, Or Compton Burns Again
Workin' The Pol's Wife
Even Worse: Amnesty Bill Allows Illegal Aliens To Work By Specifically *Forbidding* Employers From Checking Status Before Hiring
Does My Fat Ass Make My Ass Look Fat?
Sandy Berger's Unpunished National Security Crimes
Sen. Craig Thomas Dies of Leukemia
Scooter Got 30
Hippie-crits
CBO: Amnesty Bill Would Only Reduce *Illegal* Immigrants By 25%; "We anticipate that many of those would remain in the United States illegally after their visas expire"
Amnesty Bill Set To Become Even Worse; But Will This Make Its Prospects For Passage Worse?
Cindy Sheehan: 9/11 Sure Looked Like A Controlled Demoltion To Me
AP EXCLUSIVE: WILLIAM JEFFERSON SUDDENLY SWITCHES AFFILLIATION TO "INDEPENDENT"
Paris Hilton Poses For Mugshot
The Truth About Ron Paul's Supporters
Grand Jury Expected To Announce Indictment of William Jefferson Shortly UPDATE: Indicted; Faces Up To 235 Years
Internet Killed The Porno Star
The JFK Bomber Who Got Away: Adnan Shukrijumah
What If Israel Began Kidnapping BBC Reporters?
CIA: Plame Was Covert JYM: If She Was Covert, How Come No One Can Prove That?
WaPo: Jeneane Garofalo's Voice Used By US "Torturers" To Break Terrorists
Sexsomnia, or Sex While Asleep
Dave's Done
Albania Not Even Pretending To Be A Modern Nation Anymore
This Belonged To Your Great-Great-Grandmother
California To Allow Gay Conjugal Visits
Chris Dodd's Official Campaign Blogger Wrote That Conservative Women Are "Dumb Ass Bitches"
Israel's New Initiative To Gain Favor Among European Academics: Kidnap Them
Don't. Stop. Thinkin' About Tommorrow.
Mark Burnett's New Reality Show: Pirate Master
Red Reddish-Puple on Red: Sunni Tribal Fighters Join Insurgents In Street Battles Against Al Qaeda
Genius: Ecodopes Propose "Rewilding" Europe By Repopulating It With Megafauna Predators, Such As Lions
This Just In: Miss USA Is Sorta Hot
Peggy Noonan Rips Bush Anew, Asserting He's Turned On Us
Air Marshal Emails Patterico: Yes, I Believe Flight 327 Was A Terrorist "Dry Run"
A Last-Minute NYC Blogger Party
Full Story On RNC Small-Donor Drop-Offs
TB Passenger Allowed On Plane By Inspector, Who Waived The No-Fly Warning As "Discretionary"
Amazon.com Widgets
Now Available!The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity]
Top Headlines
CONCERNING: Ana Kasparian afflicted by some kind of seizure as she repeats the left's attacks on her that she's
"just a secret right-winger"
ShellBanger
@Bangershell11
ARGENTINA SOARS: JP Morgan Revises Forecast, Predicting 8.5% Annual GDP Growth Afuera!
Keith Olbermann's declaring Bathtub Fatwas again. (So it's a day that ends in -y.)
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
To political reporters, commentators, liberals, moderates: After this fawning, humiliating, network-destroying surrender, if you go on @Morning_Joe you have endorsed and bought into #VichyMSNBC
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
BREAKING NEWS: I TOLD YOU SO
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Not a word Mr. and Mrs. Vichy Quisling say can ever be trusted again - not that those words ever should have been trusted. They are confidence tricksters - and grifters Thanks to anonosaurus wrecks
What they took from us:
I had a big Mac last week. I was stunned at how thin the burgers were. Never seen them that thin. We are a fallen people.
Posted by: Pudinhead
I think every lima bean recipe should have a suggestion, best served with a toddler's bitter tears...
Posted by: Joe Kidd
CBD and Sefton discuss President Trump's cabinet picks, including the all-important "Bikini Measure." And the continuing pogroms in Europe, driven by uncontrolled and massive Muslim immigration, and aided by Europe's traditional Jew-Hate.
Written by Ben Meiselas:
"Chuck Todd wrote the most idiotic thing I've read today, and it perfectly encapsulates the problem with corporate media. It's also a confession. He wrote, "These confirmation hearings may just save cable TV for the short term."
You see, people like Chuck Todd and their corporate benefactors are losing relevance. Americans are sick and tired of their lazy reporting, blatant lies, "both sides" equivocations, and outright cheerleading for fascism. By ignoring the most obvious lessons of history, corporate media rooted for chaos, drama, torment, crime, and hardship, believing idiocracy and fascism would be good for ratings.
Well, here it is, Chuck Todd. And no one cares about you or your network. In fact, we hold you responsible for forcing this circus upon us.
If Senate confirmation hearings take place at all, we, the people, are not watching them on your network, Chuck."
(Found on DU, if you hadn't guessed.)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Trump announces RFKJr. for HHS (via the NY Post):
"For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health," Trump wrote in his announcement, making rare use of his X account to broadcast a cabinet pick.
"The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!"
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