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June 15, 2007

Rosie Laid Down The Law: No Discussion Of Heterosexual Sexual Issues Permitted On The View While She Was There

Before anyone screams too loud, bear in mind she was preventing Barbara Walters and Joy Behar from discussing sex, and for this much, I give much thanks.

I know what you're saying -- "But what about Elizabeth?" Oh, come on, Elizabeth is a good-girl type and wouldn't have talked about sex, she just would have giggled naughtily.

So really, Rosie did the right thing and threw herself on the grenade. Thanks to her, we never had to hear Joy Behar discuss her CMS (Chronic Mung Syndrome) nor the hourly injections of nearl-lethal-dosage sulfa drugs to keep it from a full-body "Mung Bloom."


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