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June 25, 2007

The Illustrated Man

This convict doesn't understand why he keeps drawing the attention of the police.

The swastika on the forehead is always classy.

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Some believe the tatoos comprise a complex semiotic code, which reads, in part, "I'm probably not a 'good hire,' nor am I 'the one' for your underage daughter."

The actual story is kind of funny. This sub-moron was actually a fugitive. His mugshot went out to the media. It took a whopping two days to track him down. Gee, I wonder why.

It's a sign of our declining civilization that even career criminals are no damn good at crime.

Thanks to Blacksheep.


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