Spice Girls To Reunite, Annoy World Anew With Incessant Babbling About "Girl Power," This Time From Forty Year Old Women Who Should Know Better

The lone holdout -- "Sporty Spice," aka Melanie Chisholm -- decided that the "magic" of the Spice Girls was too precious to deny to the world.

I'm glad to hear that at least she held out the longest. Although most of the girls can sing (except, of course, for Posh), Sporty had by far the most interesting, strongest voice. If not the best judgment in musical covers:

It's probably not the best idea to cover a famous, enduring song when your only new take on it is "making it 90% lamer and 40% gayer."

From Agent Bedhead, which has all the latest on Beyonce's Ass, Demi Moore's Nipples, and (eek) Sting's Penis.

You should click those pictures of Sting's penis. Trust me. It's not so much of a "want to" thing as a "need to" thing. Come for the penis; stay for the chubby assistant who helps him strech his hammies while his naked tadger flops around unrestrained by clothing.

posted by Ace at 06:54 PM

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