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The Week In Woke![]() FACT: sports "journalists" are just low-IQ damp communist apparatchiks who want to go down on athletes. Faith in American media keeps hitting new lows. How can news outlets regain that trust? Could it be by investing themselves in a position that 80% of the American public opposes? The Associated Press Sports Editors (APSE) want everyone to hold their beer. Glorious. No notes. S-tier.
Women 1.0 were crazyyy, man. Jarvis Shut up, Jews. The Radical Gay Islamists are in charge now. The same people who say Bake My Trans Cake, Bigot are the same people refusing to serve conservatives in their diners and restaurants. Jonathan Turley: "This is my place of business." It wasn't. The Court, under the control of swing-voter and super-gay Kennedy, punted in such a way as to require people to spend hundreds of thousands in court costs to have a chance to find out if they have free speech rights and the right of conscience or not. A more recent 2023 case expanded people's rights a bit more. But notably, in cases like Masterpiece Cakeshop, Phillips insisted that he would always sell cakes to any couple, including same-sex couples. He only refused to make cakes specifically celebrating same-sex marriages, due to his religious views. Breaking news, liberals are terrible, hateful, ill-behaved, maleducated mentally-ill assholes and extreme narcissists who deploy the reasoning of selfish children to say "I get whatever I want whenever I want it, and you get nothing, and no I'm not interested in a rule that favors us equally, I'm special, the rule will always change to favor me at all times." I'm sure this breaking news which comes as a huge surprise to most of you. An anonymous account used AI to parody the third season of the woke racebent lame-n-gay Rings of Power, showing dwarves with ludicrous dwarf-fros: ![]() UPDATE! Wait, that's not AI? That's an actual publicity photo from Amazon being used to "promote" the show? Are they trolling us? Are they cave trolling us? Are they in on the joke now? The Department of Education has told schools to stop overpunishing white kids and underpunishing black kids to create "balance" in punishment -- irrespective of actual student behavior -- and Reuters is just heart-sick about it. They have "experts" who say that racism is good! The U.S. Education Department has issued guidance urging schools to stop what it calls "racial balancing" in student discipline policies, prompting concerns that the Trump administration is making it harder to address longstanding racial disparities in school discipline. Is there any reason for that? Wait, wait, don't tell me -- racism, right? An Education Department report, opens new tab released in 2023 found Black public preschool children received out-of-school suspensions at a rate nearly twice their enrollment. Students must be treated equally and not discriminated against or in favor of due to their race, which, experts say, is The New Racism and White Supremacy come out from under its sheet. The guidance follows the department's decision last month to remove several "disparate impact" regulations that for decades have prohibited policies and practices with discriminatory effects that are often unintended. President Donald Trump has acted against diversity initiatives, which he calls discriminatory against white people and males. Civil rights advocates say Trump's actions are rolling back social progress by removing practices aimed at helping marginalized groups.
"FAQ Schwartz." Whatever. This is from a year ago, but I think you'll enjoy it anyway. Women who 'hate' men might be the most desirable to date, shocking dating theory reveals Beastly left-wing castrating women are pushing the theory that Akshually we're the best partners for the men we despise and want to harm and humiliate. A recent -- rather controversial -- hot topic in today's dating world has taken the internet by storm: women who openly say they "hate men" might actually be the best partners to date. I got this from the Boyscast, who point out that there's a big presence on TikTok of men who say whatever angry feminists want to hear to get them to DM them for sex. It's p***ybait. It's pooterslop. Or, they postulate, this guy might just be gay. They also point out that a woman who "hates" anything -- not just men, but anything -- is by definition hateful and angry, and have you ever noticed, people who are generally hateful and angry aren't easy to get along with? And if they hate you in particular -- rather worse. Rather worse. He claims that instead of seeing their expressed disdain for men as a negative, he believes it's basically a filter. If I said "I would never date a woman from [x] minority because the negative stereotypes I associate with them" -- do you think any leftwingers would urge women from that minority group to try to prove to me they don't embody the negative stereotypes I associate with their race? Nah, right? I thought so. Just wanted to make sure I wasn't crazy. Meanwhile: Fellas, she's available!
Woke "trans" tourist: Now that the UK says that biological men must use the men's bathrooms, I don't know which bathroom to use. What a riddle. Who could figure out such a puzzler?
Super-centrist moderate Hillary Clinton beloved by "conservative" NeverTrumpers: I support the "experiment" to see if socialism will work in America.
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