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June 19, 2007

Elizabeth Hasselbeck Reveals Fresh, Undeniable Cleavage...

...between herself and Rosie O'Donnell due to their View dust-up.

"Truthfully, I think a friend is someone who you have positive communications with, so I don't know if I would define us as friends right now," the 30-year-old co-host tells syndicated TV show "Access Hollywood" in an interview scheduled to air Tuesday.

...

"We had so many conversations and a true friendship," says Hasselbeck, the more conservative of the pair. "If you looked at the big picture, I always looked at us on the same team, even though our politics were so different."


Artist's Conception: The deepening chasm between
Elizabeth and Rosie seemed to be a growing separation of
left and right, a widening rift that can only be filled with, say,
whipped cream and hot Bosco.

Thanks to Blacksheep.


Ace of Spades HQ

Because there is no "I" in "shame." Or "tastefulness." Or even "subtlety."

There's definitely a whole bunch of I's in "gratuitously pandering hit-whore," though.


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