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June 25, 2007

Use Special Pro-Amnesty Hotline To Give Burr, Gregg, And The Rest Of The Gang A Little Bit of Love

Senators' phones are ringing off the wall, and it's hard to get through. Many don't even want any more phone calls -- they know what the public thinks and they just don't give a wet shit.

Fortunately, the Amnestia, Si! folks have set up that special Out of the Shadows Pro-Amensty hotline for getting through to Senators more quickly. But we can use it too.

That number again:


sherlock suggests this method of cutting through the system even quicker:

HOTLINE SHORT-CUT! A simple and timesaving rage-management strategy.

Believe me you don't want to endure the unctuous recorded moron who answers the hotline - and he can be easily avoided! Let "Mr. Caring" get a few words in and then press "*". You will be told "that it is not a valid response, please retry". Then press "1" and you will be connected to your Senator #1 without having to listen to the brainwashing. Then call back, do the "*" thing, but then press "2". TA-DAAA... you get your other Senator! You didn't really want to ruin your evening by flying into a rage, did you?

PS. My Senators were automatically selected by the system. If you have to enter your area code, you may want to try entering that after the "*", and then if there is another speil, try the "*" + 1 / 2 approach again.

Thanks to someone for the reminder.

Burr's Number Again:

(202) 224-3154

Message: We know the vote on cloture IS the "real vote," and your bullshit claim that it's a meaningless procedural vote is not working. WE ARE NOT GODDAMNED IDIOTS, and we're especially angry you seem to be under the impression that we are.

Let Burr's office know that if he votes for cloture, these goddamned idiots he is defying will be taking their contributions and votes elsewhere -- permanently.

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