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June 09, 2007

High-Quality Woman Snatched Off Market; Libertarians, Sci-Fi Geeks Hardest Hit

The end of an era: Jackie Mackey Paisley Passey is engaged to be married.

I'm just noting this for the sake of closure. I wish the couple well.

I hear that together they have a combined rating of 17.8 on Hot or Not, putting them in the upper 13% of hottitude, and also have a combined credit rating of 1588, putting them in the upper 5% of credit worthiness, so they should be pretty happy together (in fact, they're projected to be in in the 97th percentile on the Briggs-Myers Marital Satifaction Index).

Am I bummed? Sure, a little. Sigh. But I wish her well anyway; if I can't be The Happiest Guy In The World, at least I can pass my congratulations to the man who won the lottery.

Via Protein Wisdom.


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