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June 01, 2007

This Just In: Miss USA Is Sorta Hot

I never bother watching these things, or even looking at pictures of our pageant winners.

Why? Often they're not so much hot as "Pageant Attractive," which is, as Mark Twain said of the difference between the right word and the wrong word, the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

But... sometimes...

I wonder if serving as Miss USA will soon be categorized as one of those tens of millions of jobs that Americans won't do.


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