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June 09, 2007

John Edwards' Former Campaign Blogger: "Break something. Set something on fire. Tonight you can find a way to resist."

Tucked below the fold for strong language warning.


Did this vicious little cunt* just advocate violence to vindicate her demented, sexual-panic juvenile penis-fearing worldview?

After posting a silly YouTube video -- a Marxist screed called "Cunts Are Still Runing The World" (admittedly, it's kind of halfway decent, if you ignore the silly politics) -- John Edwards' former official campaign blogger actually advocates violence, arson, and petty vandalism:

Break something. Set something on fire. Tonight you can find a way to resist. That asshole with a Bush bumper sticker? It can be removed.

But, as always, whenever this vicious little cunt steps in it by revealing the full dimension of her pathological hatred and psychological imbalance, she claims it was a "joke:"

Update: To all the people linking to this post, if you gave half as much a shit about the lives of our troops as about the fate of a hypothetical bumper sticker in a very silly joke, then this war would already be over.

Actually, I'm more concerned about the suggestion to "set something on fire" in order to "find a way to resist."

This is a joke?

Can this vicious little cunt please explain which part of her advocacy for violence was intended to be funny? (Or "satirical," as she sometimes claims?)

* By the way, I'm allowed to call her a cunt. See, super-feminist, confronted with the title "Cunts Are Still Running The World" in a Marxist agitprop song she approves us, instructs her minions thus:

Ignore the sexist origins of the word. "Cunts”=assholes.

Duly ignored and redefined, cunt. (Cunt = asshole. Ignore the sexist origins of the word.)

Incidentally, where does this no-talent no-account nobody get off on assuming that superior, lecturing tone? Ignore the sexixt origins of the word, the Pope of Cunts stated today in a controversial papal bull.

It doesn't even occur to me to write in that sort of dictatorial, ex cathedra, respect-mah-authoritah style. How does it come so easily to this cunt? (Ignore the sexist origins of the word. "Cunt" = asshole.)

I could give a fig about this deranged sex-fearing just-go-dyke-already harpy.

But let me repeat:

This vicious, hateful, blasphemous, violence-advocating extreme-left-wing little cunt was actually hired by John Edwards as the online voice of his campaign.

What does this say of the judgement and true politics of this pretty little cunt of a candidate?

(Ignore the sexist orgins of "cunt." "Cunt" = "Effeminate, leftist Truther-pandering terrorism-denying twat.")

Cunts of a Feather: If political arson is terrorism, does this make John Edwards former campaign cuntmistress an advocate of terrorism?

A judge sentenced a radical environmentalist Friday to nine years in prison for torching a police substation and a tree farm and for downing a power line, deeds the judge called acts of terrorism.

Chelsea Dawn Gerlach, 30, is the third of 10 members of The Family, a Eugene-based cell of the Earth Liberation Front and Animal Liberation Front, to be sentenced. All have pleaded guilty to conspiracy and arson charges in a string of 20 fires that did $40 million worth of damage in five states, including a 1998 fire at the Vail ski resort in Colorado.

In imposing a sentence one year shorter than prosecutors recommended, U.S. District Judge Ann Aiken commended Gerlach for her extraordinary cooperation with authorities, which included persuading her boyfriend and other co-defendants to plead guilty after she had already made her plea bargain and had nothing to gain.

Aiken agreed with defense attorneys that Gerlach might never have committed the arsons if at age 16 she had not met William "Avalon" Rodgers, the charismatic leader of The Family, at an Earth First encampment in Idaho.

Aiken found there was evidence the police substation fire, the tree farm fire and the high-voltage line toppling were meant as retaliation against government actions or to intimidate the government, qualifying as terrorism for sentencing purposes.

Tip for Jon Henke, now working with a media company employed by Fred Thompson (congrats, btw):

You are now permitted to advocate political violence if you want to generate some traffic. You just have to claim it was a "joke" later. And -- I'm sure this rule will apply equally to you and Mr. Thompson as it does to Marcotte and Edwards -- the media will pay it no mind, not report the story, and certainly not use your flagrant breaches of civility and even legality to tarnish the candidate you're associated with.

Have a party, pal. The media just doesn't care. And as we know they're not politically biased, we also know, for a fact, they will kindly overlook any intemperate remarks you might make.

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