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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - August 4, 2026 [Doof]![]() From Gritt Monster Howdy Hordelings! The Tuesday ONT has arrived. Content available for those who care. Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight? More misuse of cameras. Not Flock this time - somewhere even more deserving of privacy. Ambulance Worker Sues After Being Fired for Disabling Cameras That Filmed Patients Without Consent An EMT worker, who says she turned off cameras pointed at patients in the back of ambulances, has filed an $800,000 lawsuit – claiming she was fired for protecting the privacy of patients who were unaware they were being filmed. Absolutely ridiculous! ----- Here's something you don't see every day! Watch a Monumental Iceberg in Greenland Do a Somersault Greenland, the world’s largest island, is also covered in one of the earth’s two ice sheets. The other cloaks Antarctica. Greenland’s encompasses around 80 percent of the nation’s land mass, spanning more than 650,000 square miles.
That's a REALLY old bridge! The Oldest Bridge in the U.S. Was Built Before We Were a Country ![]() The oldest bridge in the U.S. is the Frankford Avenue Bridge in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Built in 1697, it has remained in continuous use for more than three centuries, making it the oldest surviving roadway bridge in the United States. More old-ass bridges listed at the link. ----- Good ol' boys know how to get stuff done! Redneck engineering at its finest. He hung a light with a weed eater head under it. At night the light attracts the bugs, the spinning string smacks them, and they fall straight into his trout pond below.
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