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June 29, 2007

Thousands Of Chic Hipsters Line Up To Buy Hotness-Conferring iPhone

Hurry and join The New Elite of Teh Sexy!

In unrelated news...

Analysts say the iPhone is going to struggle. It will sell, but not to the tune of the 10 million units Jobs predicts by year's end.

From what I've heard, it's a decent beta that suggests a really neat phone coming in the future. But not yet.

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