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June 18, 2007

Inmate Uses Holy Bible To Pound Pen Through Eye In Suicide Attempt

I'll give him this -- this definitely wasn't one of those fake-sucides-to-elicit-sympathy things.

A Marion County Jail inmate tried to commit suicide by hammering an ink pen in to his left eye with a Bible. Corrections officers tasered Lester Williams to prevent him from further harming himself Saturday night.

Ouch. Very ouch, baby.

I guess the liberals are right -- Christianity really is as much a threat as radical Islam. Hey, no fourth grade students being indoctrinated into Eastern religion have used Tibetan Prayer Bowls in any sucide attempts yet.

Thanks to dri.



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