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June 18, 2007

Teen Caught Having Sex With Horse On Security Camera

Best thing about the Internet? Instantaneous global humiliation.

A US teenager has been arrested after he was caught on video having sex with a horse in a barn.

The owners of the barn in Corvallis, Oregon, had installed the video surveillance camera after previous assaults on the horse, reports the Corvallis Gazette-Times.

They were shocked to see footage of the teen sexually assaulting the mare when they checked the video in February.

We don't know if the horse was "good," but we do know the teenager was:

Deputy Clay Stephens, who viewed the video, said the youth seemed very practiced, not hurried but not wasting any time. He seemed to be following a "very concise, deliberate, well-thought-out plan".

I should be so lucky as to have government officials vouching for my skillz.


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