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Podcast: Schumer Shutdown Shit-show, RINOs in NH, the Dem's Nazi problem, Gaza and Trump's bombast, the intractability of Islam, the Louvre heist, and more!

Commie Mamdani transforms, Zelig-like, to be whoever he's trying to con at any moment

Democrat hopeful to replace Susan Collins as Maine Senator -- the man who got a Nazi Totenkopf tattoo because he was "very inebriated" and who is now known as "Maine Kampf" -- also taught gun tactics to... Antifa
Antifa can't be Nazis, I mean it's right in their name. (But National Socialists aren't socialists -- the name means nothing!)
"Maine Kampf" thanks to Fenelon Spoke, who nabbed it from Daniel Greenfield

It's been one year since McDonald's Fry Cook Donald Trump last manned the baskets

Lia Thomas Unrepentant over Taking Titles from Women: 'It's Easier to Fight the World Than Fight Yourself'
If you suspected that Will Thomas is an asshole...you were correct. [CBD]

Kids' Peanut Allergies Plummet With Early Exposure [CBD]

British travel blogger experiences his first SEC college football game, tailgating, and Southern hospitality. His videos display the true America and not the dystopia shown by Hollywood. (take notice of how 95% of the people are thin, attractive, fun loving, friendly, and polite.) [dri]

Dashcam video: Another Alec Baldwin disaster

Original KISS guitarist Ace Frehley dies at age 74
I heard that his solo album, back when each member of KISS cut their own record, was pretty good.
Here's that solo album, from 1978. Sounds a bit like The Sweet.

The most important (and ubiquitous) technology in the universe, according to trashy sci-fi movies and tv shows

Well, I for one feel much better knowing this.

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Garrett's Infinite Playlist Edition
Why can't you set your monkey free?

Eleventh Starship/Superheavy a complete success
"On the eleventh orbital test flight today of Starship/Superheavy, SpaceX basically achieved all its engineering goals, with both Superheavy and Starship completing their flights as planned, with Superheavy doing a soft vertical splashdown in the Gulf of Mexico, and Starship doing a soft vertical splashdown in the Indian Ocean." [CBD]

The architectural history of the spooky old house
Kind of interesting, looks at the design cues that inform stuff like the Addams Family Mansion and the other media "spooky old houses" of our imagination

Robert Spencer: Hamas Out to Destroy the Gazan Clans That Oppose It [CBD]

Podcast: CBD and Sefton are joined by retired Army Major Diogenes to discuss Secretary of War Hegseth, women in the military, drones, the left's masks slipping, and more!

Twitch's prized terrorist Hasan Piker activates his dog's shock collar because it... got up and walked two feet away from its designated area
I saw Nuxanor claiming that Piker is claiming he feels physically unsafe in public. it takes some real gall to play the Real Victim Here card, given that he has called for the murders of Senator Rick Scott and ~~Josh Hawley~~ Tom Cotton and anyone who owns property

Surviving Rush players Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson will tour to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the band's founding and to honor their fallen comrade Neil Peart

Chris Dreja RIP: of the legendary 60s Rock band The Yardbirds has died at 79. Dreja co-founded The Yardbirds in 1963; playing rhythm guitar alongside lead axman Tom Topham, singer Keith Relf, drummer Jim McCarthy and bassist Paul Samwell-Smith. The group would go on to feature three of the most celebrated guitarists in rock history in Eric Clapton, who replaced Topham in 1993; Jeff Beck, who took over for Clapton in 1965; and future Led Zeppelin heavyweight Jimmy Page, who joined in 1966; when Samwell-Smith left. (J.J. Sefton)

I have no regrets about quitting the NFL.
I also have no regrets about quitting the increasingly gay James Bond:

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Amazon removed the guns from key art used on every James Bond film on Prime -ostensibly to provide a unified look for the series on streaming. Alas, removing the weapons left 007 in some awkward poses.
What does this portend about Amazon MGM's handling of Bond?

Censored images of Bond, now disarmed, here
via BetaCuck4Lyfe, which coincidentally enough will be James Bond's new cover identity.

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

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Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)