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February 16, 2008

Finally: The David Mamet-Tim Allen Ultimate Fighting Championship Movie We've All Been Waiting For

1) David Mamet. Dig him, even though he's hit and miss.

2) Tim Allen. Dig him, even though he's hit and miss.

3) UFC. Pretend to dig it, so my friends don't suspect that an aging single guy is gay.

Geek question: Know where you know that black guy from? Don't IMDB it, jerkweeds.

I don't get this whole tying-your-arm-to-your-leg thing; where the hell did he get that from, and why include that inanity? But I'm down with it.

From Cinematical, with more about this bizarre project.

Though I guess it's not that bizarre. Mamet's all about manhood and shit; I guess this was inevitable. If Hemmingway were alive today, I'm pretty sure he'd be writing novels about the UFC. For Whom The Ref Counts Out and The Old Man and the Gracie Family and ish.

From Ray Midge, who calls this "Preposterously Awesome." He also sends this kinda-funny commercial with Michael Bay spoofing his career as a glorified explosives technical adviser.

David Mamet, by the way, was one of the first celebrity "gets" I had the pleasure to interview on this site. Back when I used to be funny. (Scan down for it if the link doesn't take you right there.)

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posted by Ace at 03:51 PM

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