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February 03, 2008

Filthy Scandi Seahorses

A rebuttal.

I believe it was Hans Christian Andersen who said in Den lille havfrue, "EN seahorse en gång stycke min syster". Buried in his little allegory was a warning, seahorses aer are filthy, dangerous creatures.

Sure, they look "cute". But given an opening, a seahorse will steal your drink, fuck your sister, run up your Discovercard past the red zone and start a meth lab in your bathtub.

Hans Christian Andersen knew this. Now you know too. Ignore it at your peril.


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posted by Dave In Texas at 11:32 AM

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