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February 03, 2008

This shall not stand

This morning, I woke up to find that this blog now endorses sea horses, which is a shock to me. I don't remember being consulted on this endorsement, and it's customary to come to group decisions about important endorsements like this.

My shock at the AoSHQ endorsement of seahorses will now force me to resign my commission and end all association with this blog. This is a big decision, and I am only taking this action because of a personal tragedy in my past.

You see, my whole family was slaughtered by seahorses. We were on a weekend trip to Orlando when I was seven, and my parents took us to see the new "Seahorses on Parade" exhibit. What's that you say, you've never heard of the "Seahorses on Parade" exhibit? Well, duh. They hushed that mutha up as fast as they could and paid off the executor of my parents estate to keep it out of court, but I've got to tell the story now no matter how much of that sweet, sweet blood money I'll lose by telling the truth.

I'll tell you what. I'm not going to sully my reputation by associating with a bunch of assclowns who think seahorses are "cute".

PS - Michael says that you're a dirty, dirty whore for endorsing seahorses, but I'm not sure if he means that in a bad way or a "good" way. It's hard to tell.

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posted by Russ from Winterset at 11:01 AM

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