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February 14, 2008

An O.J. Simspon Valentine's Day: Candy, Flowers, and a Romantic Aggravated Battery

She's lucky he didn't take the relationship to the "next step" and saw her head off.

O.J. Simpson’s long-time girlfriend has severe injuries that are consistent with an assault, rather than simply a fall…

Christie Prody, 32, remains hospitalized at Baptist Memorial Hospital in Miami and may be facing brain surgery…

O.J. says that Prody’s injuries are self-inflicted and that she went on a drunken binge and fell down. But cops aren’t convinced, insiders say. And Prody’s injuries are so severe that they are consistent with an assault. Prody was hospitalized after she collapsed at a gas station and hit her head. Simpson was not with her at the time.

But once Prody was examined it became clear that she had more injuries than could have been caused by the fall. She had numerous large bruises and abrasions on her face, arms, legs and buttocks…

It's from the National Enquirer. I don't know why we have to keep pretending that Enquirer is less accurate than the MSM, but there's your disclosure.

From Simon.


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