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Filth, Etc.Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, also known by the medical term Advanced Chronic Fucking Awesome. I'm going to the edit the "saids" and "asked" and such here to make it 15% hotter. But all the quotes and stuff are 100% real. I also changed the complications arising from Priapism, and added a kicker after a doctor's odd suggestion ABC News spoke with four women who all experience unwanted sexual sensations. Heather Dearmon, Nancy Austin, and two women who requested anonymity (referred to as Lauren and Emily) all suffer from unintended sexual arousal. And yeah, I understand this is real disease and awful and all that, but really, even doctors are mentioned in the article saying stuff like "I wish my wife had that," so come on, give me a break. I'm just a man. I have a breaking point. Meanwhile, in Britain, a man is convicted of murdering a model and having sex with her corpse. His defense? He didn't kill her; he just found the dead body and (I swear to God) "inadvertently" had sex with it. The jury found that difficult to believe. This is why I don't have sex with dead bodies myself. You're just setting yourself up for this kind of misunderstanding. Oh... And I'm not way to horny to bother looking up a cite, but Scott writes, regarding the Gene Simmons Sex Tape (also known as Detroit Fucks City): It's been reported out here in LA that Gene Simmons owns the video copyrights of the sex tape, so the genessexvideo.com (which was selling the video) is going to/has gotten a cease and desist order with regards to releasing the video. Yeah, I'm sure he'll get on that cease and desist order right away. So Liberals Ain't Got No Lead In Their Pencils? On Monday, the Minnesota Star-Tribune, known (I think) as the Red Star for its somewhat Communist And not just any ED elixirs no, these are the special kinds, so mysterious in the ways of the herb that the Food and Drug Administration does not evaluate them! Aspire36, promising you will "Satisfy Her Like Never Before," and Vazopren, the giver of "Maximum Sexual Performance." The liberal MSM is dying just like their virility. Thanks to Matthew. | Recent Comments
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