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August 04, 2026
The Far Right Is Destorting Ceuta, Says Hideous Leftwing Globalist Anne Applebaum in Steve Jobs' Widow's Vanity MagazineThe Far Right Is Distorting Ceuta Oh! It proves that what we've been saying for ten years is true, but we know it can't be true, therefore, this Deep Thinker postulates an ass-pull conspiracy theory that the right must be "orchestrating" the invasion. Wow, so intellectual. A fact you don't like appears so you go full Marjorie Trailer-Queen.
After the jump is video allegedly showing "migrants" boarding a plane to fly to Spain. But the conspiracy theorist Anne Applebaum insists this is all impossible. Wait, she didn't say that did she? She hinted it was impossible without actually committing herself to that. Last week, according to El Pais as well as other Spanish, international, and Moroccan media outlets, many Moroccans saw a TikTok video nevertheless claiming that "the Spanish border is open and you can cross without papers," meaning they could reach the European continent. The video appeared to reference a recent ruling by the Spanish supreme court making it harder to return migrants who arrive by sea, but it was not the only encouragement. Other messages, many of which have now disappeared, told people where to buy wet suits, flippers, goggles, floats, and even waterproof bags for documents and cellphones. Screenshots from Google Maps told them which sections of the Ceuta beach might have fewer police. Moroccan border guards were either unwilling or unable to stop them. She's hinting that the righties did this? No, it's leftwing NGOs. They're on video helping the invaders. Surprised by the unprecedented numbers and perhaps fearing hundreds would drown--in the end, at least 70 people died in the water, including some children--the Spanish police let them land on the beach. Yes that's why Biden let 9-20 million illegals flood into our country, too. They illegals put themselves in danger so what can you do besides let them in, thus encouraging the next waves of dangerous border-rushing. . This is when the photographs and videos began to circulate. Among those promoting them were senior members of the Trump administration, and senior leaders of the European far right. Oh and we're wrong to publicize a major international incident because this bitch's socialist Davos pals haven't worked out their cover story yet. Once again: Access to Ceuta does not give anyone automatic access to the rest of Europe. There she goes again -- she says it doesn't grant "automatic" access, and wants you to infer from that that it doesn't grant access at all. The Spanish Supreme Court ruled you cannot eject illegal aliens who come by sea. Therefore these people are due asylum. A checkpoint is no barrier if the officials wave you through it, Anne. You know that, don't you? ... There she goes again, hinting her conspiracy theory that JD Vance and Stephen Miller must have orchestrated this to make her traitorous transnational political cult look bad. But those who want to weaken the Spanish government, boost the European far right, and create turmoil inside the EU lost little time in promoting the photographs as soon as they arrived. So there you go: She is pushing this conspiracy theory in Steven Jobs' widow's vanity magazine.
Others also had reasons to exploit the incident. Inside Spain, where Sánchez's administration and party are under investigation for corruption--a former party leader is alleged to have ties to Chinese and Venezuelan criminal networks--the prime minister has plenty of opponents. One politician from Vox, the Spanish far-right party, visited Ceuta and called for "everyone to defend their family with whatever they have at hand." Oh, the anti-immigrant Spanish right must have done it. ... Oh, these videos are cheapfakes, huh? Military rhetoric will be used--attack or invasion--and, to quote Vance, "radical left-wing globalist policies" will be blamed. Hardly anyone will ask why it is that so many people are so desperate to move that they will risk their lives. Few will mourn the dead. I don't care why they're coming, Anne. Instead, far-right and MAGA politicians, influencers, and podcasters will immediately use the most divisive language possible in order to make voters as angry as possible, as fast as possible, regardless of what actually happened. Almost everyone else will be intimidated by their fury. As it turns out, it's harder to stop the wave of anger than it is to stop the migrants themselves. Fuck you. She claims that all of the illegals have already gone home "voluntarily." She says this because a socialist, Pedro Sanchez, says it, and of course all statements made by leftists are self-verifying. Don't bother looking at the actual videos showing the invaders still present and howling in the streets. Those are cheapfakes!
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