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February 07, 2008

Shocking! We Keep High Value Al-Qaida Prisoners in a Super Secret Separate Place at Gitmo!

AP Orgasmatron set to 9. We actually segregate AQ top dogs from the rest of the gang.

GUANTANAMO BAY NAVAL BASE, Cuba (AP) - Somewhere amid the cactus-studded hills on this sprawling Navy base, separate from the cells where hundreds of men suspected of links to al-Qaida and the Taliban have been locked up for years, is a place even more closely guarded—a jailhouse so protected that its very location is top secret.

For the first time, the top commander of detention operations at Guantanamo has confirmed the existence of the mysterious Camp 7. In an interview with The Associated Press, Rear Adm. Mark Buzby also provided a few details about the maximum-security lockup.

When John McCain is running the show we'll shut down mysterious camp 7 (!!11!) and move those fuckers to Club Med in Ixtapa.

UPDATE: forgot the link (I'm a moron). Thanks Nice Deb

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