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February 02, 2008

Kids Today!

Two teenage girls stole an envelope of cash from a 9-year old Girl Scout selling cookies outside of a supermarket.

Then they went back to the store to taunt the little girl they robbed, and naturally got caught. Retards, right?

No. No, that's not the kicker. You have to see this shit to believe it.

Here's the story.

And here's the video.

Check out the high-five. I'd like to high-five the little bitches into unconsciousness.

Look, I don't want to hear about how pretty the thieves are, OK? They know.

Found it on FARK.


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