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February 01, 2008
Friday At AOSHQ: There's A War On
And that war is between your mother's immune system and several dozen revolting crud-like organisms she invited into her body during a series of increasingly deviant and disturbing acts involving lower primates and even a few invertebrates.
Also, she eats exclusively at Hometown Buffet.
I hereby declare a flame war.
Frankly, some of you are getting too uppity for your own good. Walking for short distances on your hind legs and trying to form words with your face-holes. At first it was amusing, but enough is enough.
Bring it. Suckers.
posted by Laura. at
12:55 PM
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