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February 27, 2008

Obama's Secretary of Defense Pick? Gary Busey

He's got that Rumsfeldian contempt for the press.

But the reporter here is 11 years old. Bear that in mind.

Well, when he's commanding our armed forces, we can at least take solace that he won't be giving any shout-outs to Iran.

From Gawker, which notes he was "visibly intoxicated," as if there's some way to tell the difference if Gary Busey has been drinking Jegermeister or Yoohoo.

Thanks to Andy Levy.

Oh by the way, tonight's Gregalogue on Red Eye will be about that casting call for people with the "inbred" look. I shot that over to Levy figuring, what the hell, Gutfeld can't talk about strippers every show.

Or... can he?

What The Hell? That inbred casting call? Forget it. It's been canceled, I guess because it's insensitive to genetic monstrosities or something.

I imagine that Gutfeld will still do the Gregalogue on it, because if he's the sort of guy I think he is, once he writes something he's not doing that ten minutes of excruciating work all over again.


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