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February 23, 2008

Hillary: I'm Not Quite Dead Yet

Ok. She is really, she's just pitching a Christopher Lee fit as the stake is driven deeper, and honestly, who can blame her for that? Spitting blood, being miffed. Hissing. Normal stuff.

In Cincinnati Ohio tonight, home of one thousand global climate change ice storms this year (sorry Ohioans..Ohians.. Ohi-yo-yans. Whatever), her Supreme Assholiness ripped Obamarama on his "false and misleading campaign leaflets" and "Republican tactics" that criticized her health care plan. "Shame on you Barack Obama! Shame. Shame shame shame. Shamety shame-dy shame shame. Shamalama ding dong".

Shame = lame.

"Senator Obama knows it is not true that my plan forces people to buy insurance even if they can't afford it," Clinton said. "It is blatantly false and yet he continues to spend millions of dollars perpetuating falsehoods. It is not hopeful. It is destructive, particularly for a Democrat to be discrediting universal health care."

Obama said the content of the leaflet was correct. He said he was puzzled by the sudden "change in tone" by his rival because the leaflets Clinton referred to were sent out days or weeks ago. He suggested there was something "tactical" about her attacks now.

"The notion that somehow we're engaging in nefarious tactics I think is pretty hard to swallow," he told reporters. "There's nothing in there that's factually inaccurate."

"And even if there was" he continued, "we'd throw it out there with the rest of the crap cause she's toasty toast toast and I'm having a crap on her big ugly face"

Who's hammering on the stake? You know who, and you know what?


He's loving it.

bestest Hillary photoshop ever:



clintonstaked.jpg


I heard there was a big poker tourney somewhere tonight but I'm not losing any money.

Yet. I think the boss might be pissing away the dental plan.

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posted by Dave In Texas at 09:54 PM

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