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Thanks to My Guest Bloggers
New York Magazine Doing Rathergate Postmortem
Do You Ever Wish You Had the Energy and Confidence That Comes From Having Well-Cleansed Nostrils?
Federal Jurist Grants Terror Suspects the Rights of Citizenship
George Soros: Kerry Sucked [Ace]
Why Won't the Right Concede Any Errors? [Ace]
"I underestimated the Iraqi people" [Ace]
Hillary Overcome by Emotions
Coming Home [Ace]
Well, Hell, If Ace Ain't Coming Back. . . [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
Where is Ace?
A Song for Ace in the Event that He Has Died
Viva Iraq
Notes
Ace Is Evicting Me (WuzzaDem)
Expressing Solidarity With the Iraqis
The Election Day Flipbook
Kerry Off-Camera (WuzzaDem)
DU: Iraqi Election Hysteria (WuzzaDem)
Just a Reminder
Glad You Cleared That Up
Asshats
So Long
I Just Want To Wish You Good Luck, We're All Counting On You. [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
Omigosh
So Long, Folks [Say Anything]
More Misanthropy From Environmentalists
Moving The Goal Posts [Say Anything]
Quote Of The Day (WuzzaDem)
McDonald's Needs A Lesson In Slang [Say Anything]
The MSM's Response to the Iraqi Election
Kerry Talks Down Iraq Election [Say Anything]
A Wonderful Day In Iraq [Say Anything]
What A Wonderful Thing To Wake Up To. [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
Iraqi Elections: Live-Blogging (WuzzaDem)
Ailing Al Jazeera
Bill Gates Kowtows To China. . . Or, "Why I Just Might Buy A Mac Next Time." [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
A Mundane Plea To The Guestbloggers For Help [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
A Lame Defense For The Current Social Security Program [Say Anything]
Spamusement. [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
Who Here Wants Some Cowbell? [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
Never Too Late To Slice Like a Hammer (WuzzaDem)
Asshole Comic Artist [Say Anything]
Crazy Blog Money? No...(WuzzaDem)
A Message Of Love [Say Anything]
Turnabout Isn't Fair Play, Apparently [Say Anything]
Bush Speaks Plainly About Children Raised By Gays [Say Anything]
Monkeys Love Porn. [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
A Staged Car Bomb In Iraq? [Say Anything]
Dhidiots
Remember Our Heroes. [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
Note to Spammers (WuzzaDem)
Conservative Group Socks it to the Celebs
Fight! Fight! [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
YEEE-HAAA!! It's Official (WuzzaDem)
Hysteria Over Anti Illegal Alien Measures
Priorities [Say Anything]
White Supremacists Cleaning Ditches In Oregon [Say Anything]
Nanny-State Nonsense [Say Anything]
SpongeBob Squarepants Is Asexual. [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
The Ultimate In Objectivity [Say Anything]
Farenheit 9/11: Enviro Hazard (WuzzaDem)
One Of These People Is Not Like The Other. . . [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
Barbara Boxer Aligns Herself With Left-Wing Wackos [Say Anything]
A Plea For Help. [Dave at Guantanamo Bay]
Teddy Calling The Shots [Say Anything]
Bush Chooses Structure For Private Accounts [Say Anything]
Plumber’s Crack As The Hot New Fashion Trend [Say Anything]
An Epistemological Note
Gotsta' Gitmo
Seymour Hersh: Irresponsible Lunatic. [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
That Settles That Question. [Dave at Garfield Ridge
If I Were a DUer
A Little Blogger Crack
I Hate To Do This To You All, But. . . [Dave At Garfield Ridge]
From the Mailbag
It's for Real Now
Any Promotion
There's Guilty Television, And Then There's Bad Television. [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
Multiple Posts
Fidgeting and Pacing Are Good For You After All
Name That Jackoff
A New Favorite Thing
Soooooo..... (JFW)
Boxer Gone Wild (WuzzaDem)
Hey I'm Back to Posting!
MSM Slurs Iraq Elections
Sic Semper Pestilencia
Animal-Human Hybrids Spark Controversy. [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
Carl Levin: Centrist(?) (WuzzaDem)
Unions Seethe: "So What If I Suck At My Job-- Where's My Raise??" [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
Lines Drawn
Ouch.
National ID Cards
Peace Profesor Embedded With Terrorists [Say Anything]
Answers From Your Hosts (Updated for Legal Reasons)
Lie Down With Mary Mapes
Suffrage Unbounded
The Farenslight
You Know Who Runs a Good Site?
Alberto Gonzalez (WuzzaDem)
The Activist Left And National Security [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
Bush Related To Irish Warlord. Sort Of. [ Say Anything ]
Barbara Boxer: Senator, Lover, Novelist. [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
Rich Countries Now Guilty of Doctor Poaching
The ASCAP Goon Squad (WuzzaDem)
Name A Conservative Movie. [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
Only the best for our students (By Karol )
Mud People
Ace Called Me (WuzzaDem)
Students Arrested Over 'Violent' Stick Figure Drawings. [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
$80 BILLION - Part II (WuzzaDem)
Sex Can Sell Anything [Say Anything]
Sundance Update [Ace]
RE: How and Where the Democrats Went Wrong [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
Egyptian Sex Scandal
Can't Understand Your Professor? Get A Refund. [Say Anything]
Congratulations, Madam Secretary [By Karol ]
How and Where the Democrats Went Wrong
Excuse Me, Who's Picking On My Boss?
Footage Of Ace On TV Talking About His Movie? [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
New Acting Secretary Of The Air Force [Say Anything]
Bad Day In Iraq. [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
Alot of Jewish Friends
Quote of the Day (ok of yesterday, I'm a little late) [By Karol ]
America's First-Lady Caught Drunk Driving [Say Anything]
San Francisco Bans Open-Air Smoking [Say Anything]
Democrats To Vote Rice In Despite "Reservations" [Say Anything]
What Bush Means By "Ownership" [Say Anything]
Face It: Ace is Gone (WuzzaDem AND The Unpopulist)
Marche Des Existentialistes
Sick
Poor Diet During Pregnancy Can Increase Children's Risk For Hear Disease Later in Their Lives
Multiple Guess
Ted Turner Loses It After Losing It (WuzzaDem)
Don't Make Ace Mad. [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
Fashion Tips for the Far Left (WuzzaDem)
An Important Philosophical Question. [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
Not Funny--Don't Click
The ACLU and Others Doing a John Kerry Spiel
Marines on Fuckin' Notice
Not Billion; BILLION! (WuzzaDem)
Enviro-Wackos and The War on Terror
"We are men and we don't make a big deal over our scars." [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
Did I Hear This Right?
A Little Late Lovin' For A Friend.
That's a Relief
Smoke Nazis Fire Employees (WuzzaDem)
Important Announcement (WuzzaDem)
Mooreover
More Info On That Strange Plane In Texas [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
Social Security Based On Race And Gender?
Debate Is an Interesting Word
Cool
Was Lincoln Gay? [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
Hillary Criticizes Bush On Abortions [Say Anything]
The Right To Die [Say Anything]
In Anticipation Of The Oscar Nominations [Dave at Garfield Ridge]
InstaDream (John from WuzzaDem)
Now It's Official
A Poem About Nothing [Ace]
Oh Captain My Captain (?)
A LIVING Darwin Awards Candidate
Damn!
Remembering the Holocaust
Johnny Carson Special Tonight [Say Anything]
Dem. Strategists Slate 88 Year-Old Kleagle to Harangue Well-Loved Black Lady From Birmingham
Sorry To Keep Discussing Naked Women, But. . . (Dave at Garfield Ridge)
The Porn Look Is In [Say Anything]
Please Help The Gitmo 23! (John from WuzzaDem)
Another Pot Shot at Our Troops By The MSM (Also at The Urban Grind)
Another Paul Anka Alert: Larry King Live in One or Two Minutes
Damn Dirty Democrats [Say Anything]
Paige Davis Axed [Say Anything]
Do I Have Time For One Last Sullivan Bitchslap? [Ace]
Defining "Quality of Life"
Notes
January 24th Most Depressing Day of the Year [Ace]
Bush To Submit $80B Defense Supplemental; John Kerry Announces Plan To Vote Against It Before He Votes For It.
Scandalous
Drudge Flash: Michigan Nuclear Power Plant Shut Down After Coolant Leak.
Mildly Productive Day [Ace]
Hey Everyone!
I Know Ace, And I'm No Ace
I Require Pie
Hey, Is This Thing On?
Shock: Barbara Boxer Cries "Victim!"
Introducing the Guest Bloggers
Is This a First? Hero/Blogger Awarded the Silver Star
Election Fraud/Murder/Witness Tampering Plot Heats Up
Sudden Plans
The Greatest Day of the Year
Yushchenko Sworn In
White House Walks Back Bush's Soaring Inaugural Rhetoric
RIP, Johnny Carson
Zarqawi Finally Captured? Iraqi Minister Says "No Comment"
Howard Dean: "This is a war for the survival of the United States as we know it"
Get Hypnotized By David Hasselhof's Infinitely-Recursive Weiner
Dennis Hopper: "Hard-Core Supporter of Bush"?!
Black People Love Us!
Chinese Dirty-Bomb Plot Suspect Nabbed
Stop Me If You've Heard This Norm MacDonald Joke Before
Worst. Weather Report. Ever.
Is the Middle East Actually Ready For Democracy?
If This Isn't the "Angry" Left, What Is It?
The Speech: Media Reactions
The Angry Left: Not an Insult, But a Diagnosis
Let Rather Resign To Spare His Employees
P.J. O'Rourke's Alternate-World Inaugural Address
UPDATE: Michael Moore's Bodyguard's Gun Story-- Wrong
Still Updating the Blogroll
Pics of the Protestors
If You Missed My Radio Spot...
Jack Kemp Questioned in Oil-For-Food Probe
Kausfiles Slaps Up Sullivan So I Don't Have To
Best. Commercial. Ever.
Bush's Inauguration: 25% Cheaper Than Clinton's
"We Loves Our Guns:" Michael Moore's Bodyguard Arrested for Toting Unlicensed Handgun
Burkett: From "No Documents" to "We Have Reassembled Your Files"
Hillary's Running
Freedom
UPDATE on Dirty Bomb Panic: False Alarm?
Drudge Siren: FBI Searches For Dirty Bomb in Boston
Diplomad's Top Ten Generally-Accepted Lies
Unbelievable
Lileks on Rice's Harassers
Uncommon Valor
Pajama Guys, 20; High-Paid Media Poobahs, Nil
Looks Like McCain Has Competition For Media-Love
Have You Ever Heard of... INTERNET?
Ace's Media-Rush Diva Moment
Sex Wars, Continued
NYT Rips "Iraq the Model" For... Wanting America To Succeed in Iraq
Richard hosta: Moron
Video: Brit Hume Interview With Stefan Sharkansky
Al Qaeda's New Women's Magazine (With Special Guest Columnist Katie Couric)
CPAC Credentials; Radio Appearance Tonight
Mr. Paul Anka: Still Kickin' It With Integrity
Must-Read: How They Stole Wisconsin
Paul Anka Alert
On This MLK Day, Let Us Remember Those Who Are Still in Chains and Shackles, Like BET's Tavis Smiley
Catholic Archbishop of Mosul Captured By Terrorists
Journalistic Sins & The Long Fall Upwards
Teachers' Pets
Cool Trailer (Sin City)
Lefty Feminist's Agenda: First, End All Wars & Institute Global Justice; Then, Cancel Big Brother
The Sneeching of America
The Media: Aiding and Abetting the Enemy?
The Orphans of the Tsunami Generation: Screwed Again
Outstanding History of, and Defense of, Bush "Torture" Policy
Industrial Output Surges, Inflation Flat
Dean Campaign Paid Off "Daily Kos" and "My DD"
Quote of the Day
What Did the Anchor Know, and When Did He Know It?
Madonna Cleanses Chernobyl of Radiation Using Kabbalah Incantation, Then Pens Children's Book Called "Diedre and the Dildo Factory"
Rathergate Report: Worse Than You Thought
Liberal "Rush Limbaugh" Took Armstrong Williams Style Payoff
"The Hallway" ("The Corner" Parody)
Indonesia: Foreign Troops Go Home
Racial Humor
Oliver Willis to Michelle Malkin: "Quit Taking Money From Rich White Guys"
EllisBlog to the Wolverines: Stop Whining
Rathergate & The Death of The American Media Party
Peace in the Sudan?
"My name's Rather. I'm a dick."
Another Math Puzzler
Photoblogging the Wash State Election Protest
The Monty Haul Question, Revisited
Good Think-Piece on Rathergate
Ace Gets Results! ... Damnit
MRC Must-Reading Today
Rather Unrepentant
"Socs Docs" Stunner
Grand Jury Investigating Sandy "Socks" Berger
Bring the Boys Back Home?
Wizbang Puts Up Web-Friendly Version of Rathergate Report
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy-- The Movie Is Coming, For Real This Time
None Dare Call It Bias
Didja Ever Notice That Andy Heyward Got Off Scot-Free?
The Post-Election Blog Blues
Bad Childish Geekery: A Star Wars Christmas
Liberal Girls -- and Boys -- Play With Dollies
Black Rock Margaritaville
Rather Lied; MSM Credibility Died
More on Agendas: Bloggers Had Them, Rather & Mapes Didn't
How Did Andy Heyward Keep His Job?
It's Official (Finally): Documents Produced on a Computer
Geek Break: Reno 9-11 Does D&D; Winner of Unisex Pro-Am Geek-Off
Book Deal in Return "Information That Could Possibly Change the Momentum of an Election"?
Pardon My Typos
Report Tips CBSNews' Hand Re: New Anchor?
Bloggers: Important Sources When They Provide You With Leads to Anti-Bush Documents; "Internet Political Partisans" When They (Correctly) Prove Forged Documents
Burkett's Paper-Trail of Dubiousness Ignored by Mapes and CBSNews
Burkett Wanted Payment
CBSNews: Punk'd!
Michael Moore: 378 Pounds of Rompin' Stompin' Sex
For Chief Justice: Janice Rogers Brown
Michael Moore Wins "People's" Choice Awards
Penn State University Researching "Patriot Missile For Torpedoes"
More Weird Stuff: "Numbers Stations"
Interesting: Tape Recorders Pick Up "Voices From Beyond" (or Not, of course)
Michael Moore Loves America?
Son of Nixon Despondent Over Aniston-Pitt Split
Stay Away From The Village
I Did Not See This Coming: Arabs Blame US, Israel For Tsunami
Corporate Tax Receipts Up; December in Surplus
Expert Testimony: Torture Works
Bloggers: ABC's "People of the Year"
Update: 2004 Job Creation Best Since 1999
In the Year 2000...
Bordeaux Wine Sales Down, Down, Down
The Michael Moore Party
"Torture Produces Nothing But Lies"
Disaster Area
Pinkerton/Ace Get Results: Tucker Carlson Fired; Crossfire Cancelled
Modest Job Creation in December
"What are we supposed to use, harsh language?"
John Kerry: Actually, I Did Concede the Election, Before I Challenged It
Pinkerton: Holland At A Crossroads Between Cross-Ethnic Group Hugs and Survival
Must Read Caption!
Anarchy in Blue-State Suburbia
Comments Down
John Conyers: Michael Moore "Brought the Truth"
What's Instapundit Getting At Here?
The Unending Campaign: Kerry Trashes Bush For Baghdad Troops
Barbara Boxer Makes Me Cry
BREAKING NEWS: Wall Street Bankers Caused Tsunami With Undersea H-Bomb
The Torture Debate
Democrats Are the New Palestinians
Nader Debated Puppets
Return to Paradise
It Just Got Easier To Reach Ace of Spades HQ
Kick It... With Integrity
Lethal Longshot
Help Jim Geraghty Re-Name Kerry Spot!
Question: Time to Boycott CBS Again?
They're Stealing Washington, and No One Cares
Another Superb Rip On that CJR "Bloggergate" Piece
Christopher Hitchens' Top Ten Slams of 2004
Andrew Sullivan: A Rumor Is Enough To Say You're Gay
Smoking Gun: Tape Shows Al-Jazeera, Saddam Link
The Peter Pan Guy Is Back... And Creepier Than Ever
CJRgate
Gob-Smackingly Vile: Teri hostaer Hasn't Had Sex In Four Years
How the Deathwave Happened
Man Charged in NJ Jet-Lasering Case
A Canadian... Praises the US For Its Tsunami-Relief Response
Isn't It Time We Got Back to Hating the French?
Those Exit Polls: Continued Showing Weighted Kerry Lead By 7:33 PM EST
Lasering Pilots: Anti-Laser Contact Lenses For Flight Crew?
UN-Seen
Jonathan Klein: One Smooth Operator
ACE OF SPADES WORLD EXCLUSIVE
The Vlogging Era: Cheese & Crackers, PunditGuy Get Ink
AllahPundit's Demented Stepson
Didn't I Say Shirts?
Unisex Pro-Am Geek-Off
The Stolen Election of 2004: Even Kos is Sick of It
Allah's Paul Anka Record Collection
Good News From Iraq
UN-Necessary
Elephants Pitch In to Clear Tsunami Damage
It's JRR Tolkein's Eleventy-Third Birthday
The 40 Most Obnoxious Quotes of 2004
Media Smackdown: Jim Pinkerton vs. Tucker Carlson
Ever Wonder What Happened to Michael Moriarity?
Powerful Tsunami Footage
All-Time Best of Ace, #1: The Only Important One on That Stage, Mr. Paul Anka
That Sounds About Right: Opponents of the Death Penalty Murder 23 People in "Protest"
Best of Ace, #3: Various Slap-Ups of John F'n' Kerry
Best of Ace, #4: Exposing Bill Burkett
The UN's "Moral Authority:" It's a Joke
As If You Didn't Know: It's Only a "Mandate" When They Win
Best of Ace, #5: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Revolting Puns
Wonkette Hates Blogging, Bloggers, and Blog-Readers
Stingy? Redux
Best of Ace, #6: She Done Found Us Out, Cletus!
And Speaking of Margaret Cho: Best of Ace, #7
I Don't Care What Ann Althouse Says: Margaret Cho Is Not-Funny
Cheese & Cracker's Amazing Rise
UN: US Lacks "Moral Authority" To Provide Relief to Tsunami Victims
A Public Fuck-You to Obvious and Other Happy-Talk Babies
Happy New Year!
Re-Post: RAWMUSCLGLUTES Cruisin' for 3-Ways Profile
Important Question: How Many Abortions Have Barack and Michelle Obama Had Between Them?
Amazon.com Widgets
Now Available!The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity]
Top Headlines
CONCERNING: Ana Kasparian afflicted by some kind of seizure as she repeats the left's attacks on her that she's
"just a secret right-winger"
ShellBanger
@Bangershell11
ARGENTINA SOARS: JP Morgan Revises Forecast, Predicting 8.5% Annual GDP Growth Afuera!
Keith Olbermann's declaring Bathtub Fatwas again. (So it's a day that ends in -y.)
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
To political reporters, commentators, liberals, moderates: After this fawning, humiliating, network-destroying surrender, if you go on @Morning_Joe you have endorsed and bought into #VichyMSNBC
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
BREAKING NEWS: I TOLD YOU SO
@joenbc and @morningmika - Trump collaborators
Not a word Mr. and Mrs. Vichy Quisling say can ever be trusted again - not that those words ever should have been trusted. They are confidence tricksters - and grifters Thanks to anonosaurus wrecks
What they took from us:
I had a big Mac last week. I was stunned at how thin the burgers were. Never seen them that thin. We are a fallen people.
Posted by: Pudinhead
I think every lima bean recipe should have a suggestion, best served with a toddler's bitter tears...
Posted by: Joe Kidd
CBD and Sefton discuss President Trump's cabinet picks, including the all-important "Bikini Measure." And the continuing pogroms in Europe, driven by uncontrolled and massive Muslim immigration, and aided by Europe's traditional Jew-Hate.
Written by Ben Meiselas:
"Chuck Todd wrote the most idiotic thing I've read today, and it perfectly encapsulates the problem with corporate media. It's also a confession. He wrote, "These confirmation hearings may just save cable TV for the short term."
You see, people like Chuck Todd and their corporate benefactors are losing relevance. Americans are sick and tired of their lazy reporting, blatant lies, "both sides" equivocations, and outright cheerleading for fascism. By ignoring the most obvious lessons of history, corporate media rooted for chaos, drama, torment, crime, and hardship, believing idiocracy and fascism would be good for ratings.
Well, here it is, Chuck Todd. And no one cares about you or your network. In fact, we hold you responsible for forcing this circus upon us.
If Senate confirmation hearings take place at all, we, the people, are not watching them on your network, Chuck."
(Found on DU, if you hadn't guessed.)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Trump announces RFKJr. for HHS (via the NY Post):
"For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health," Trump wrote in his announcement, making rare use of his X account to broadcast a cabinet pick.
"The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!"
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