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January 04, 2005

UN-Seen

As the Americans, Australians, and New Zealanders rush to help with the tragedy, the UN still doesn't seem to be doing much of anything.

Key quote (from the Diplomad):

The UN continues to send its best product, bureaucrats.

Those who can, do.

Those who can't find a cushy berth at the UN where they can be paid for the scary-important work of attending tony conferences hosted by Cuba and nailing Estonian hookers like they're going out of fashion.*


*Which of course they never will.


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