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January 25, 2005

Important Announcement (WuzzaDem)

Attention readers. Please be on the lookout for this man:

Dammit! I lost the picture. OK, well, he's about my height (all right, he's a little taller), chestnut hair, hazel eyes, sloppy dresser, a little overweight, wears a baseball cap all the, not Michael Moore, I said chestnut hair.

Let's see, how can I describe him? Oh, I know! You know that movie where the mob guy's car blows up and he finds out who does it and tries to kill that guy's whole family for revenge, but there's a surprise ending? I don't want to say what the surprise ending is, because I hate spoilers, even when people use that stupid 'WARNING - SPOILER' crap, plus with it being Oscar nomination day and all. Anyway, he looks just like that guy's brother. Not his brother in the movie, his real brother - are you paying attention?

How else can I describe him? Wait, remember that post Ace did not long ago with the picture of the short guy standing with two women? Not the guy on the left, the other guy. He looks just like that guy, only picture him about thirty pounds heavier and three inches taller, different hair and eye color, worse posture, badly in need of a shave and with a baseball cap on his head. Got it? OK, that's who you should be on the lookout for.

Thanks in advance for your cooperation in this matter.

Posted by John from WuzzaDem. You think Ace would waste your time with something this stupid? What are you, an idiot?

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